suddenly while you introduce yourself to everyone..

When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

Hacking yourself.

And you can only hope you don't have to compile it yourself using alternate sources.

go fuck yourself

Go fork yourself.

How to keep yourself motivated while working.

Don't undervalue yourself! 😀

If you can't save yourself anymore...

Website: We care about your privacy and don't sell your information to third parties.

*inspects Privacy Badger*
*notices a truckload of Google/facebook trackers/ad thingies*

Yeah why don't you go fuck yourself.

When you build a social media empire just to promote yourself 😂😂😂

When your fiance believes in you more than you believe in yourself

Websites that only display the language based on IP address (geolocation data) can go fucking fuck themselves.

THE FACT THAT I'M USING A VPN SERVER IN GERMANY DOES NOT MEAN THAT I CAN FUCKING READ GERMAN. AT LEAST GIVE ME THE MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKING OPTION TO CHANGE THE FUUCKING LANGUAGE YOU FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING COCKSUCKERS.

MOTHERFUCKER.

When you decide to TeamView yourself

When your security on your server is so good that you can't access it yourself

[devart No. 3]
Title: "Go fix yourself"

If you know I want to exit then why don't add the parenthesis yourself??

"So, tell us a bit about yourself.."

0, and sometimes 1

Fuck Microsoft.

No, not in any relation to windows this time.

Dear Microsoft, why on earth did you put us on your spam blacklist? There haven't been any spam attacks from our side, our servers have nearly the highest 'reputation' that email servers can get, we comply to all security standards and yet you're blacklisting us.

If for some reason you think something is wrong at our side anyways, we've tried to contact you and we either get ignored or get a very late response saying that we'll get delisted again within a day/week or whatsoever.

Microsoft, please go fuck yourself.

!rant

Teach Yourself How to Write Code in 3 seconds.

C o d e

There you go.

everything has a terrible api unless you made it yourself

teach yourself programming 101

Happy 25th birthday, Linux! Here's your fucking cake, go ahead and compile it yourself!

So you have billion dollar idea, keep it to yourself.....

If you cannot lotion yourself

Microsoft you wanna tell me HOW FUCKING LONG my production hours are? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

You always need to remind yourself that where you began :)

"You want to create a stunning website?
I've already done it.... with Wix"

😑

SKIP

Brace yourself..

Don't call yourself a programmer until you get a habit of doing this;

'So now you'll be able to program yourself a girlfriend?'

😭

Well, I mean, I was only kinda kidding...

Umidigi, kindly go fuck yourself.

When --> I <-- buy a phone, I should be the fucking one who decides if I'm allowed to install a motherfucking custom launcher.

Your phone is awesome (second full day with heavy usage == 53 percent battery) but on the launcher thing, go fuck yourself. Also go to hell. No, go fuck yourself IN hell, that's even better.

Do not let the user make you doubt yourself

Using a git GUI is like dulling a sharp knife in fear of cutting yourself.

So tell me about yourself.

Identify yourself. ☕

(Quite possibly a repost, but didn't find through search.)

When you're your own PM and feature creep yourself

When you start porn but find yourself thinking about their recommendation engine🤔

Go fuck yourself

A Fellow Ranter said I should introduce myself, so here I go.

Me = {
Gender = "Male",
CodeOfChoise = {"lua", "PHP"},
Age = "28"
Location = "404"
}

No really here we go, I am Rex, I am dyslexic and forget code really badly but it does not stop me from trying to have fun with some ideas, I use mostly PHP these days but when I want to make a quick windows tool I use a app called AMS or AutoPlayMedia Studios what as a nice lua scripting language back end.

I been coding on and off for many years since I was about 15 and I been in love with computers since I was about 6 (don't tell my wife).

So far I like the site, its better then Twitter and Facebook as it's code related and fun to read and some stuff gets the cogs a turning.

I don't have any real foot print in the dev world, I get by but I not here to be loved, or to be big in any field, I am here because I enjoy my tech.

I leave this little introduce me with a question, what was your first or first memorial computer.

Mine was the Acorn A4000 Mixed with parts from the A3000 and A5000's :) she was a little bit of a mix match.

Brace yourself NASA

Humbly go and fuck yourself

When you find yourself mentally fixing someone else's CSS at the new interactive bus stop

Trying to hide yourself on devRant from PM be like

How to protect yourself from coronavirus

Turning off your pc by holding down the power button is like putting yourself to sleep every night by shooting yourself in the face with a tranquilizer gun

Don't overload yourself with many projects at the same time. Seriously.

A few interview tips from the other side of the table:

1. Bring a laptop

I mean come up man! Bring a laptop. Especially if there was some kind of project or challenge to present. I have seen so many people do a big UI design presentation and then come in like “can I use your laptop???”. Of course you can, but your looking very unprepared.

2. Ask for clarification

Communication problems happen in business every day. Different cultures and accents can cause issues. The important part isn’t wether you understand everything said but that you ask enough questions to make sure you eventually understand. Most people just wrongly assume things and start rambling.

3. Know what kind of company you and talking to

In my case, this is a startup. We aren’t IBM or Amazon or Google. We work hard and we play hard. Work life balance is important in life but if your very first question is “work/life balance???” then you played yourself. Wait a bit, pepper it in on the sly. Just don’t ask it right away, it shows us that you aren’t ready to work harder than usual if needed. Maybe try “so how do you like working here? How are the people, hours etc?” Or something besides the first question being a bad signal.

Just some random tips for an interviewer.

From me to you, don’t make me have to tell you like DJ Khalid would ...

Congratulations, you played yourself.

When people say Linux sucks:

"Go fsck yourself"

When you answer to your own question and mark it as the best answer. 😎

Do you speak to yourself out load when coding?

What's worse than being fired as CEO of a company you founded yourself?

So a thousand dollar phone will let you make shit of yourself....

You either die a "tempfile" or live long enough to see yourself become a "asdf"

Please tell me how much do you HATE yourself for owning 0 / not enough bitcoins.

You might as well just kill yourself right now.

Want to see the Most incompetent co-worker?

My mind : See yourself in the mirror :(

whenever my team starts on a new project we're all like "okay we're gonna have MEANINGFUL commit messages this time guys"

*5 hours later*

$ git commit -m "go fuck yourself"
[master a7b9de] go fuck yourself
1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 0 deletions(-)

Get yourself a friend that sends you URLs like this:

You know what?
Fuck yourself!

Yourself vs the team, nothingness forever

"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck. " - Joss Whedon

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Me: Are you sure about that?

Linux: ls
Windows: fuck yourself sideways

When you advertise against yourself

Every 20 minutes, the newcome colleague asks me a question to which he can get an answer by reading the language's tutorial.

Disappointing yourself

HAVE YOU JUST TRIED TO BARGAIN ON MY ESTIMATE?!

I really hate when people try to bargain on my estimates. It's done when I say so. I really think it through before I tell you the deadline, so GO FUCK YOURSELF PLEASE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. NEVER EVER BARGAIN ON THAT AGAIN.

If you do, it will take one week longer for every time you try it.

Imagine being so full of yourself that you use your own URL schema.

"Modern browser"

Where do you see yourself after 10 years? 🤣🤣

Never oversell yourself

Dear college,
You could have just spared yourself by just using Linux.

Now you have an app for talking to yourself too !!! Thanks Slack

“Vaccination saves lives. Not caring about yourself and your loved ones is madness.”

In case data scientists read devrant:

"never trust statistics that you haven't faked yourself"

Dear code,
Please get refactored yourself
Thanks

Just remember, the opposite of "Don't Repeat Yourself" is "Constantly Repeat Yourself". And you know what that spells.

"Caption it yourself" please 😂

Many thanks MySQL. Really a good way to implement a driver. Go fuck yourself.

Dear javascript.

Kindly go fuck yourself sideways.

typeof null === "object"

You might as well just kill yourself right now

tag yourself

Sometimes css just makes you want to kill yourself!!

People who actually implement DRY: "Don't repeat yourself!"

People who "implement" DRY but are morons: "Don't repeat yourself, never say the same thing twice, and try not to be redundant."

Share knowledge, in the long term you won't get any advantage keeping it for yourself.

I hope you are proud of yourself, Android Studio.

How to keep yourself safe incase of password leak.

Him: Coding is completed. Just have to compile it.

You dumb fuck, go fuck yourself. Don't redefine meaning of complete. Get yourself a dictionary.

Just found out you can subscribe to yourself.

Don't sell yourself sell your time at your best

When you found yourself trying to scroll your wireframe because you can't tell what's reality anymore.

Get yourself a responsive site

Treat yourself to an early weekend

Go deprecate yourself kind sir!

Minimum requirement of a Bachelors and you wanna pay me $18/hour?? Gooooooo fuck yourself.

Been coding this whole week and I'm so tired right now. Working for other people is completely different from working for yourself.

When you work for yourself you'll never be tired.

#experience

might as well kill yourself

Don't get mad / frustrated / angry at stupid people, you're just punishing yourself for their stupidity

Don't Repeat Yourself. Don't Repeat Yourself.

3 words you need to keep repeating over and over to colleagues that, well, keep repeating themselves in code.

When you're refactoring old code, and find a little note you wrote for yourself:

Tldr; its a long introduction

Hi Ranters,

I've been on this app for quite a while now. As a shy cat watching from a distance and reading all kinds of rants. Anywho I feel comfortable enough to crawl out of my shell and introduce myself. Since I feel you guys together made such a pleasant and safe community, I'm really happy to be a part of it!

Anyway I'm Sam, 24 year old, from the Netherlands. My favorite color is green. Mostly the green you can find in nature. The one that calms you down:). I'm a very introverted person but always very curious and eager to learn new things.

I started to program when I was 12. I did assembly and C++. Because I liked making cheats for online games. Later I learned about C#, Java and Python. Mostly used it for web stuff, scraping, services etc. But also chatbots (for Skype for example).

Currently I'm 2 years in as a data scientist, mostly working in Python.

But on the side as a hobby and with an ambition I have a basic understanding of full stack development.
Mostly Nodejs, express, mongo, and frontend, no frameworks.

(I will later ask you guys some more questions about that! I could really use some advice!)

Anyway enough about me! Tell a bit about yourselves! Happy to get to know you all a little better!

Today's doodle makes you a DJ yourself. this is just awesome.

Listening to my coworkers bounce ideas back and forth on design

You wanna know what the fuck we did in our goddamn code.org class today, wait no, the last whole fucking week. YES OR NO QUESTIONS. I GET BINARY IS FUCKING 0'S AND 1'S. FOR GOD SAKES I KNOW BINARY. I EVEN KNOW FUCKING TERNARY. AND. YOU KNOW WHAT TEACHER ? EVERYONE ELSE COULD LEARN BINARY IN FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES. "Is code.org worthy of being kicked in the ass and tied up on a railroad when the trains coming?" Is a perfect binary question. This whole fucking class I feel like I'm in an english class for five year olds in spain. HEY TEACHER I DON'T CARE IF BILL GATES OR MARK SUCKERBURG OR BARAK OBAMA OR GODDAMN CHRIS BOSH SUPPORTS IT. ITS FOR THERE FUCKING REPUTATION. PEOPLE WITH HALF A BRAIN KNOW THESE PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A FUCK. THEY EACH HAVE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OR EVEN BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, BUT THEY ALL CHOSE TO USE A FIVE DOLLAR MIC JUST TO FUCK WITH US. EVERY TIME I WALK IN THAT CLASS I FEEL DEGRADED LIKE I'VE BEEN PUT BACK IN PRESCHOOL. THANK YOU TEACHER, I ALWAYS WANTED TO LEARN BINARY TO MAKE MY FUCKING SIMPLE JAVASCRIPT APP AS MY FINAL PROJECT FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.

Has anyone ever taken on a project where you dont know what you are getting yourself into, and then start it and going down the rabbit hole of docs and then at some point ask yourself "what the f u c k am i doing?"

Save it before yourself!

When you start writing CSS yourself, and every style is

! important

Slack being funny when you start a conversation with yourself...

Protect yourself.....

Well go fuck yourself Quora! I can't even read my digest anymore!

When can you consider yourself "good" or "fluent" at programming or a programming language?

Compiling yourself

wHY N0t dO iT yOuRsElf?

Literally whole dev world: DRY - Don't Repeat Yourself
My Company: DRY - Do Repeat Yourself

PM: Costumer said the site does not work on IE.
Dev: He deserves it for using that shit.

When the git blame command points to a younger version of yourself...

I HATE IT WHEN I HAVE TO BE NICE TO THESE KINDA FCKED UP IGNORANT PEOPLE

[11:10, 16/04/2020] +263 73 ...: Hi I want to develop an app do you live in glen view
[11:12, 16/04/2020] Softaz: Um in budiriro
[11:12, 16/04/2020] Softaz: What do yu have in mind
[11:15, 16/04/2020] +263 73 ....: There's an idea I've been testing and its about creating an app thats track patients with the covid virus the people they have infected even before the infected ones test positive
[11:16, 16/04/2020] +263 73 4....: What do you think about this coz this is not a money generating project but we will do it for humanity
[11:17, 16/04/2020] +263 73 4...: We will finish the project in less than 3 days coz I've got the research covered and how the app will operate I jus need someone who can punch the code
[11:22, 16/04/2020] Softaz: Its a good idea
Though your time frame is too tight

What platform will this app run on?
[11:26, 16/04/2020] +263 73 47...: About the time frame its becoz its a very simple mechanism

When you trying to psych yourself up before your next code review. 🤣

Can you even call yourself a developer anymore?

Do yourself a favor and don't install it.

where do you guys see yourself in the year 2020?

Just look at yourself.

Mac: If you try to shoot yourself in the foot, you find out the OS has removed the firing pin from the gun.

Windows: If you try to shoot yourself in the foot, the OS will wrestle you to the ground. You may shoot yourself in the foot, you may shoot yourself in the gut, you may not shoot yourself at all, but they do try.

Linux: If you try and shoot your self in the foot, the OS would like to politely remind you we have *much* bigger guns available - try one if these!

"Entertain yourself"

oh what a fine young mkfs. thank you my dear, have a nice day yourself.

i ll quit smoking soon... brace yourself, the rants are comming

When you find yourself using MDN more than stackOverflow. But are still a fraud.

Whomever broke the build and hasn't fixed it for days show yourself you coward!

Procrastination is like Masturbation only you realize after,
you were fucking yourself.

Go fuck yourself!
I'm on fucking Linux, IE ??

So tell more about yourself!

!rant
How do you tell someone more experienced than yourself, to stop writing shitty code?

Wow careful you don't cut yourself on that edge

Me to coworkers tomorrow: best wishes.
Me to boss tomorrow: Go f*ck yourself

If you code with PHP, don't call yourself a developer. Call yourself GOD-KIN; ENGINEER FOR THE MACHINES OF CREATION; (S)HE WHO KEEPETH THE WORLD TURNING.

@alybadawy ;))))

You call yourself an ASM programmer?

Just NOP yourself please

Need for a deep breath!
Loose yourself in the fog

When people give a bad review on your app because they dont know how to use it, they dont know what it is, and they don't bother reading the description.

If doctors were like software engineers, they would say things like "Have you tried killing yourself and letting yourself be reborn?"

Go fsck yourself!

sometimes, you gotta dig yourself

HR Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Interviewee: I have your job and I'm asking the interviewee: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" His response?
I have your job and I'm asking the interviewee: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" His response...

Ok guys, since what Im using is a laptop with some low specs since Im too broke to even afford a new FM2+ motherboard to repair my desktop pc and have a little more raw power to use and make more fancy stuff, I wish to know if anyone here legit is interested in some Original content images that Im thinking in make just out of spite in the Zerg Rush of users spaming about F. Quantum and if its worth my already highly limited time just to get hopefully more ++ than my last AMD OC that pretty much noone cared about

Look windows 10 update tomorrow...
Brace yourself update is coming.🐞🐞🐛🐛

Always ask yourself: Can I do it better?

When you forward an email from your boss to yourself again as a reminder, but add cuss words in because that's how you operate, the recipients list only lists yourself, but it apparently notifies your boss and shit.

Thanks for nothing microsoft.

wait, what?

I was typing a mail there Microsoft,you signed out yourself :/

Do you consider yourself a good developer?

When you find yourself playing games about writing code and terminal commands ...

Brace yourself new PM joining the company next week

To all my fellow coders please just love yourself

I watched some of markipliers videos back when I watched yt

I felt down and like I wasn't giving my best and stuff
Searched for "markiplier inspiration"

Marks video "believe in yourself" is just that
Inspirational af

Say what you want about him, I guess there are people who think he's about the money or stuff, but no matter how you look at it he is a good guy.
He makes you laugh when you need it (if you get the idea of watching his videos)
He has a kind heart, he is a fucking inspiration on himself, inspiration in person.

Comparing myself to myself, I still think I can do better, but that's also what he encourages, set your own goals and just try to be a bit better than yourself
Only compare yourself to your past self.

I may not be as great as I want to be, but I am a lot fucking better than I was a year ago.

And that's what it's all about.

I'm gonna try a bit harder as I go, I wanna BE BETTER as he says, I am going to be fucking better.
It won't be instant, but I'll try.

I hope some one who reads this crap will get inspired a bit as well.
Believe in yourself, and know that others believe in you as well.

...His hair looked better in blue.

Express yourself in one word:

self;

Hey everyone!
Congrat programmer's day to yourself with your favorite programming language!

Dear non-technical managers :
GO FUCK YOURSELF !

Nothing says "just kill yourself" like STL error in GCC

!rant // deprecated but who cares

I just wanted to write down something i realized. I realized that that I stopped growing as an individual a while ago.

Being a student put me in constant stress situations. I had to do things quickly. Lern things fast, drop things I don't understand immediately, move on, and repeat. I think this corrupted me, turning learning into something that it's not supposed to be. Even making me reject other people's opinions sometimes, which disgusts me every time I think back to it.

When I started programming I'd always try to read the code, until i completely understood what exactly this code was doing. Something I stopped doing a while ago because of the mentioned time constraints.

But today I got the hit by the consequences (German: Ich hab Retourkutsche abbekommen)

I was implementing an algorithm today, while my partner was writing the main program, which acted as indirect test cases. And the errors were discovered one after another because of my misinterpretation. Or Simply put, my lack of knowledge. Because it was already late, we stopped soon afterwards but I wanted to solve this problem by tomorrow. I really wanted to get my head around this algorithm, so that i could solve it with confidence. After getting my head smoking I felt something I haven't in a while: the feeling of achieving something. Making me finally realize not only how the algorithm was actually meant to work but it also made me again realize what learning is about.

Use your damn head.
Don't look away from the problem, solve it! Learning is about challenging yourself!

Sorry for stealing away so much of your time. Like i said, i just wanted to write this down. Maybe to burn this into my mind, to keep me on the right track from now on. But I also hope that i could deliver my message to someone that needed it as well.

Also it's late and i should have gone to sleep long time ago. 😴😵
I just hope my grammar didn't suffer because I'd that

Trying to reach a spam score lower than 4 with my HTML emails is the worst time I have ever had while developing.

Go fuck yourself, horrible email standards.
Go fuck yourself Gmail, for blocking images.
Go fuck yourself, conflicting standards.

This shit is just an absolute shit show.

Dear internet explorer...
Go fuck yourself

When you see a +175 rant and ask yourself, "why didn't I think of that"?

Why the hell should the webapp works on fuckin ie11?! Move on mother fuckers!

Never trust others. Even if they own the system or service.

Better do it yourself.

Be yourself, don't make yourself look better (or worse!) than you actually are. Also, I never made a side project in my life and I landed every job I applied for. Don't pretend to be someone you're not.

waaa you can mention yourself.?

You can't Call yourself a Developer without drinking Coffe.

A law made by nature...

*Opens IDE*

My brain: oh right! This is that thing that you do to try and convince yourself that coding something will make you feel good about yourself, one day buddy, one day...

Also me: welll... Thanks for the confidence brain *said as I pound down the sixth beer*

Q: Who do you see yourself as from the characters of the movie "The Hangover".

Me: "Hey [Fren], name yourself after [Fren 2]'s town"

Fren: "sure"

Me:

if u r a node js developer, don't consider yourself a cook

What qualifies you to call yourself "senior" in your perspective field?

how do you guys deal with yourself when unmotivated and depressed ?

Have parents? Save yourself time with this general-purpose email signature.

Keep your dirty java thoughts to yourself

- we should fuck
- hahah, you can go fuck yourself

Error: This task failed successfully

Every single time I try and watch a coding related video on YouTube at the start I hear

'You need a website? Why not do it yourself..'

And I always respond with a sarcastic,

'Uh..why don't you go fuck yourself'

If you know...you know..

THE TYPESCRIPT DEFINITIONS SAGA CONTINUES

> IHateForALiving: so, I don't really know which field we're supposed to use here, but that's your entity I'm working on, so...
> TeamLeader2: wait, what is this? Why does your code have autocomplete?
> IHateForALiving: Every time I worked on some parts of the code I've been writing some type definitions along the way, and it's adding autocomplete if you type hint your code... but I've been told not to write them anymore, so I stopped
> TeamLeader2: But why tho? It's so fucking handy
> IHateForALiving:

You call yourself a devops engineer? You're an oops of an engineer.

Shows up when landing on the Chrome download page. Pathetic. Also 0 - ∞ = -∞

Brace yourself "React VR" is coming to town soon.

By working for yourself

You either die a IT or live long enough to see yourself become the programmer

What to tell that lazy bastard that were yourself 10 years ago.

If you code with Java please don't call yourself a developer

Proficiency and teamwork are not about enslaving yourself and working with dickheads.

Close all internet shops tabs, find yourself a nice chill music like Erykah Badu or some ASMR record, measure your time (I use toggl) and have your tasks for today well planned. And set yourself deadlines. Short deadlines. When you fail to fit in one, you get to punish yourself in a mild way. When you do your tasks on time you get candy :D or some other shit like a good coffee or go out somewhere

Just got Echo Dot. Brace yourself for Alexa's jokes posts

Be yourself

TWO QUESTIONS...

1. Do you consider yourself a...
A) Geek
B) Nerd

2. Any why?

Go fmt yourself? I guess. Taken from Golang's documentation on encoding/json.

Describe yourself with three positive and negative adjectives... get the job 👍

I fucking hate TypeScript

If you're part of the TypeScript cult, go fuck yourself too

It has made life living like hell around muggles who think "it should not be that hard.. can you..."
NO! GO FUCK YOURSELF.
"Can you make me a POS system? A guy told me it should not take you more than a night. I will pay you (enough to buy Age of Empires 2 on Steam sale) as well."
NO GO LEARN TO CODE YOURSELF IN ONE NIGHT AND BUILD YOUR POS(piece of shit) YOURSELF IN THE NEXT NIGHT.

"Wrap yourself in a try/catch and I'll throw all my love at you"

Life is a continuance...
Of falling and breaking apart...
Of Breaking your heart and losing it...
Of gathering yourself back again...
Of getting up on your feet again...
As long as you gather yourself...
and keep getting up again...
You’re a winner...