True dat

Pleb: "What's your job?"
Me: "I'm a programmer."
Pleb: "Great, because I have a problem with my pri..."
Me: "STOP! Last person who thought I was a printer support serf got strangled with the printer cable."
Pleb: "But it's a wireless printer."
Me: "Right, where's the power cord?"

I overheard this on my way back to home.

Girl 1: I bought a new phone yesterday.
Girl 2: Let me see it.
*hands over the phone*
Girl 2: There is no Instagram?
Girl 1: No, Instagram wasn't installed when I bought the phone.
Girl 2: That's weird.

*me almost dead*

Client : How much for the project?
Me : $10,000
Client : I will give you $72.

This is for all the developers out there. Keep learning and keep going!

"No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn't trying."

Valentine Programming :(

When you're a beginner at programming and needs to code more but just made your first DevRant account.. 😭😭😭

The programming language I'll use on Valentine's day will be only D,

jk, I'll use Java..
(cries in the corner )

Are there any other young programmers here (<18)?

Lmao.

We were given a MacBook in the beginning. Yesterday, appreciating my work, my manager gave me a MacMini to make my own server for testing purpose. I joined just two weeks ago. 😃

Linux ❤️

Ok, I won't tell your engineers. 🤞

Got a new Job on Friday and started today.

Here's to new beginnings !!!

Just downloaded sublime text editor, after just using it a little while I feel like this could lead to a great change...

Linux set up on laptop day 2: can't make the screen lock after resume from suspend, can't connect to my VPN, can't set key bindings in i3wm... But I did successfully set my wallpaper.

We should stop dividing ourselves between languages, frameworks and OS and star dividing ourselves between smart and stupid.
The hammer is not the one smashing toes, the moron behind it is.

That happens with me after every lazy programming 😓😓

Failing an “I am not a bot” captcha hurts my self esteem more than I’d like to admit

Taking steps in teaching my brother some basic concepts of web development!😄

I just spent 2 hours customizing Atom and didn't get any work done.
No sleep for me today I guess...

That feeling when .NET Framework 3.5 installer requires .NET Framework 3.5 to run.
:/

Do not disturb a coder while coding..

if only I could transform....

what!!?!

Work from home they said