I think I found the reason why aws was crashing, pushed to production too early?

Deadlines

My cs class has these posters hanging all over

This is called efficient solution...

The only book a developer needs to read. 😈

Something is missing 🤔

Front End Web Dev 💻 I've dabbled in game development and wish I had more time for it. 🎮

Does anyone else mess up in real life and think CTRL-Z

So I get to work this morning and see this interesting little contraption on my work colleague's desk.

Safety first: make sure there's a warning sign... Lol.

No idea what he's doing with it though, guess I'll find out later.

Never heard of anyone in tier 4+

This is the type of P0rns that dev´s love

One picture to rule them all

Deadline is NOW tomorrow

The joys of being the sole developer and sysadmin of a service with hundreds of thousands of users.

Just spent a couple hours with my family. In that time half the infrastructure died and the service became unstable.

Best of all is that I seem to be the only one getting this so called "java.net.UnknownHostException: System error" exception.

For today I had to implement a Strategy Pattern solution for dynamically loading items in a view. So, I came in the morning and started doing it, finally after some time I acomplished it, with one strategy, so when I started implementing the other ones, everything went to crap so I thought "Okay, lets checkout to how it was on the morning, just to realize I leaved yesterday without commiting.

I wanna kill someone

I love firebase
I love firebase
*Recieves error*
I hate firebase
I hate firebase

Beer.🍺

Microsoft hate

When I show someone my code

when your code is fire

I need accountability. And discipline.

Fate || Chance

Caffeine is life

Socialize

I'm a dev

I have a rant

Uh

...devrant

This is the best Github history I have ever seen.

Expert in NoSQL

When you have to do a week's worth of work in a day