Didn't had to fix anything (so far). But took my dev laptop to show all the projects I've been working on to the dad of my girlfriend and he showed me his projects.
He's not mainly a dev, but an electrical ingenieur. He designs his own pcb boards (with 8bit processors on them, as "that's more than enough power to do almost anything!") and then programs that stuff with basic (he writes his own firmware for it).
He also creates desktop application to get data off the devices using Delphi.

Love that guy and have a shittln of respect for him!

Windows being like... "60secs left! Nonono wait it's 50mins! Aaah i wanted to say 10. It's definitely 5 now, i am sure this time, 16 is correct!"

God damn it stop wasting computation power for this boolshit and copy faster instead!!!

??????????????

I'm the only one who up votes most of the rants and expecting in return up votes on my own rants too?

if (condition)
Action();

Curly braces are not that expensive God dammit!

devRant has nearly caught up to my 'reddit addiction.

History is never made by those who use incognito browsers :)

Switching from development to production

Found my first website... Ughh....

I posted a few weeks ago about how I started my own mobile app development business. Today, I released its first app. It's a turn by turn navigation app for amusement parks, right now it's only featuring Walt Disney World. If you have an Android the app is called AmuseGO. I'm waiting for apple to approve it.

joke:
Apple is facing problems with the new car they are making because they didn't install Windows

Everyone's trying to come up with a good rant to claim a stress ball like:

DevOps takes away my admin access in team city... ask devops for a change to a build runner, devops asks how to do it?

Good thing they locked it down!

The Captain Obvious commenter:

// account deletion
account.delete()

// check results
if results.any()

.... which eventually leads confusing unmaintained comments

When my PM tells us that this time we'll go The SCRUM way

The new generation

When devRant become less rants more reposts from /r/ProgrammerHumor

probably we need "possible duplicate rant" on devrant ^^

My dreams came true! <3
ask-stack ;)

Once A Programmer Had No Child, No Money, No Home, Blind Mother, so he Prays To God.

God Says He Will Grant Him One Wish!

Programmer : “I Want My Mother To See My Wife Putting Diamond Bangles On My Child’s Hands, In Our New Home”

God: “Damn! I Still Have A Lot To Learn From These Programmers”