Me: I need 4gb of RAM for the server
Ops: who told you that?
Me: it is a minimum recommended setting for the software stated on their website
Ops: at the moment you you are not even using that much RAM
Me: maybe because no one is doing anything on the server ಠ_ಠ

Haven't seen this one in here. Made me laugh quite a bit :D

I asked marketing how to rank higher on devrant, that's what they came up with:

When they don't know about the concept of MVP (minimum viable product), expects everything to be perfect at v1.0 and wants it to be done ASAP #FML

It's a Friday and buzzing from refactoring absolute shitty CSS code by reducing it by 2200 lines (and still not complete). Who the Fuck wrote this complete piece of shit!

I don't judge other developers for not knowing or understanding a particular concept, I judge them for pretending like they do...

to my mac book -
"I find your lack of USB ports disturbing."

During an internship, I had to use angular and angular material on a web app. I discovered the magic of 2way data-binding!

How to manage errors smartly (Javascript)

😂😂😂

Good part : I'm on devRant more than I'm on Facebook.

Bad part : In on devRant more than I'm coding.

A client tells me that the colors are all wrong on my screen, and offers the idea of calibrating it.

#i use f.lux

When someone doesn't check what printer they are printing to

Added to my keyboard!

devRant is the only app where I closed the app went to the app store and gave it 5 stars

Wish my 3 project managers would realize when everything is a P1, nothing is.

In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.

You realize that you are a developer when you can't stop thinking about a bug that has been messing your code.

*Scrolling through devRant*

*Battery at 10%*

*Scrolls through devRant faster*

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning"