Fucking youtube

Python makes the Product. But,
PowerPoint makes the money $$$.

When petrol stations worldwide have default user/pass...

*facepalm*

Fuck Visual Studio.

I left the military to become a dev. With no degree and no professional experience. It's safe to say they thought I was crazy. But now it's safe to say they are proud of me.

"I usually just stop being stuck and be awesome instead. "

And that kids, is how I met your mother.

Hey! I just joined and am currently learning python. My boyfriend @macleod is obsessed with this place and said i should join so hi!

"Why does the search take so long?" maybe because it searches through2 dbs with 20 tables with 5.000.000 objects on an 6 year old server with hdds and apparently there is no budget for a new server, but there is money for an 40.000€ art piece.

Me: Whats the deadline?

Client: Asap

Me: And when are we getting paid?

Client: 30 days after you give us the invoice ☺

When your test account password is more secure than your company account password...

Friday!

Checking the whole code for finding the null value. Gone through the process multiple times.
Oh boy, it was wasn't "personId", it was "personID".

Non developer boss gets excited and praises your talent in writing a simple gui app. Gets angry when you refuse to write an algorithm to semantically infer the topic of discussion from a given text.

That frustrating moment when you have an excellent app idea but a similar app already exists with over 50,000 downloads 😭😭😭

I fucking hate it to work for clients ... also i fucking hate it not to have any clients to work for.

"I have a $1 million idea. Will you work for me for beans? I'll reward you with paradise when they grow tall"

No matter how fast I code, I cannot make up for your lack of planning skills....

I FUCKING HATE PRINTERS!!!

It's getting late I need to go to bed.
Said no programmer ever.

"We don't have a responsive layout so just do what you think is best"

(builds responsive layout)

"This responsive layout doesn't work as we expected"

(sends 5 pages of notes on how mobile layout should work)

No one of my family knows exactly what I'm doing for living x)

Am I a developer or a professional Googler?