I swear.

I will find the person who realized the category-management and the arrangement of items inside Woocommerce.

And when I'll find you, I'll make you change all the categories inside every single fu***n item.

When things perfectly match.

And it's rare, speaking about coding.

!rant

Which is the best coding wallpaper you have on your phone or desktop?

It doesn't mind WHEN you'll complete a job.
What's really matter is WHEN your client will call for a new feature.

Me trying to decode the brain of the creator of PHP.

Trying to learn CSS.

Parents of the GitLab sysadmin right now.

Call between Me and IT Assistant Guy working @ the Ministry of Education in my Country:

Me: Hi! I'm wondering why my account has been disabled. Can you tell me something?

IT guy: Have you tried turning off and on your computer?

Ministry.Of.Education.

That precise moment when you have finished your brand new app, you're compiling to upload it to the devcenter and you NOTICE you haven't changed the test ID in your Ad banner unit.

Can you feel me bro, right?

When you want to use Visual Studio Code so bad, but you're waiting for them adding minimap feature.

Delivery date is tomorrow!

Who says that no one is still waiting for traditional mails? ;) Thanks from Italy @dfox ! I don't know how many devs from my country are here but you are more than welcome to come! :D

Hey @dfox :) are you going to release a Universal App for Windows 10 and Windows 10 Mobile?

That feeling when

Me: "So, this is a new way to show to your clients the daily menu using a QR Code and..."

Client: "I like it. I wanna buy it."

Me: "What?"

Client:"This QR-thing. I wanna be the only one using it"

Me:"But you can't buy the QR Code technol..."

Client:"Don't bother me. I want it. And when I want it, I get it. I can pay, you know."

Me:"Ehm......Oooook."
Me: "It's 10$ for every QR Code that we, and only we, will create! But, hey! Shhh!!"