first day back from vacation

IIS is a piece of shit. Windows is for playing video games and looking at stupid memes, not for real work. Defenders say that wInDoWs SeRvEr Is PoWeRfUl REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, but it only appears powerful because microshit took all of the things that normal servers can do easily, split it up nonsensically, and hid it in bizarre places in an overdesigned and FUCKING CONFUSING set of config menus. No one can change my mind about this.

"yo would you please review when you have some time?"

github alternative.

Reading the docs for salesforce APIs is exhausting from the sheer density of bullshit buzzwords.

when you get response to AWS command `Credential should be scoped to a valid region.` but your coworkers don't so you have something different to debug on your end

fml

Javascript.

"Do I look pregnant?"
- Male coworker

And yes... He did look pregnant

Basically

“All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone.”
― Blaise Pascal

Does it compile?
Holy shit IT COMPILES

IT COMPILES
IT RUNS

IT'S ALIIIIIVEE!!!

Starting a new job today, let‘s see how this turns out

My tip for staying productive: **Don't**

Take a break. Take a few. Have a nap. Take a stroll outside. Enjoy life.

Life's too short. If you're not having fun, you're doing it wrong.

Fuck productivity.

Code snippets without dependencies ❤️

Never thought one could explain this simple 🙆🙆🙆

lol wtf

😂😂😂😂

types of headaches

Goooooooooooood morning, devRant, This is me after 8 hours of work, and barely 5 hours of sleep followed.

Haha! Command lines :-P

This guy

Are you even a dev if you haven't done this once?

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

Oh!! Nevermind!!

Sorry for javascript lovers

What's code review?
*programming in production*

We are in 2017! :)

Client: is it possible to make my computer unhackable, untraceable, and make it to were it can never get viruses?

Me: yes!

Client: How?

Me: Just don't go on the internet.

Today I actually met people at a financial company that knew more about coding than me....

When u break up with ur girl n she ok with it