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About

Full-stack web dev, hopeful data scientist
Skills

C#, JS, .Net MVC, VDF, C, C++, Java
Location

Texas

Joined devRant on 5/4/2016

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"That moment when your so eager to finish your deadline that even in your dreams your still coding"

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"Let's take that discussion offline"

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when you're pretty sure everyone on devrant is a web developer and you're not

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"We have far too many features to write to deal with tech debt right now"

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Writing css feels like playing Jenga.

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My next project will disable "Reply All" in all email clients.

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Love Making Games

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Dev: "What if the user has more than 100 entries? How would that display?"
UX: "They won't ever have that many"
Dev: "But what if they do?"
UX: "They won't."

(spoiler: they do)

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What is the worst production mistake you made?

Mine is restarting one of the main servers (wrong terminal window).

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As lead developer I was not allowed to implement automated testing as "we don't have time for that" - you have no idea how much time it would save!

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Working from home and missing your 23" display.

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Programming: where getting something to break in a different way counts as progress. 🙌🏼

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My work day is now:

1. Coffee
2. Code
3. Poop while on devrant
4. Repeat

🙈😝💩

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My life hurts when I have to develop on someone else's computer and they use the "light-theme". #teamdarkside

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I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

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when everything you attempt to type in Monday morning is riddled with typos, because your keyboard at home is slightly different than your keyboard at work

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Any girls developers around here?

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The real developers..

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When you rewrite some sloppy idiot's code to be way clearer and straightforward. Then you fix a bug you introduced... and another... until the code ends up looking more or less the same as when you started...

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When your music is just right and you're coding without interruptions and feel like a wizard.

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The real hunger ...

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Me when my boss says we still need to support IE8:

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The sounds coming from the support department remind me of a bunch of high schoolers:

Crying, Yelling, and Bitching about everything under the sun.

If you hate your job so much, GTFO 🤔

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Anyone ever used this excuse?

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