Why Apple developer are up at night?

Makes sense

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['🥚','🐔'].sort();

Now I know the truth ...according to JS.

That's a scary pumpkin

Popularity of programming languages according to the DRRDSI (DevRant Rubber Duck Selling Index):

1. JS
2. Java
3. Python
4. C#
5. PHP
6. C++
7. Ruby
8. SQL
9. Swift

How programmers comment their code

Go fork yourself.

10/10 marketing, tbh

Your opinion > /dev/null

Semi-colon:- c'mon babes!
PYTHON:- I don't give a fuck to you!;)

Worship her, not Kardashians.

Oh.. I see.. How about pass@123...

My last job in Australia before moving to Japan was where I had my best boss. He was pretty chill about a lot of things and he was also a pilot and DJ in his free time. But he was also the no BS type of guy and would help resolve issues in a quick manner.

Also before moving to Japan, I did consult him about it and he was very supportive about it and encouraged me to do the move as it'd be a good experience for me.

hi

i just spent 6 hours and 25 minutes trying to figure out why data doesnt get inserted and updated into database but works locally.

after 6 hours and 25 minutes i realized i forgot to put connection.commit() in my code after inserting and updating queries.

ok

Just think about it...

Yep. This.

JS map, filter, reduce...

When I was a beginner ppl told me
"French companies hire Indian developers because they're cheaper"

Today ? Oh I'm working for an Indian company.

A language is not responsible of your incompetence

little desktop reveal

What's the most stupid/raging way you broke a device ?

Me? I fell asleep in my bed, while reading some rants.. on my fucking phone and broke it while sleeping on it

3d printed a little kyuty eevee. Will serve me as a new debugger

Am I the only one that almost never display the file' list of my project ? I'm just ctrl+p everything with sublime

Does tv reality peoples count as open source things ?

Reading someone's code be like

Well, do u? 😂😂😂😂

PostgreSQL by far, what an incredible and feature-packed database.

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

0. Problem
1. Thinking of an algo
2. Writing a code
3. Compile
4. Compile Error
5. Fixing bugs
...
6. Finally compiled!!
7. Running a test
8. Run time error
9. Fixing bugs
...
10. Finally I can see the result !!!!
11. Shit!

12. LOGICAL ERROR :/