Anybody attending weAreDevelopers in Vienna?

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Still working on setting up my Kubernetes cluster. Jesus Fuck this is complicated

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Can confirm

Any fellow Symfony programmers here? How's the upgrade from 2.x to 3.x going?

I'm worried about some bundles breaking tbh

The only bad thing about running Linux is that I don't have an excuse to take a break while my computer installs updates. :(

Found on reddit

Isn't one tab enough devRant?

@dfox

No strong types in Javascript

Things that piss me off in github issue comments:

- "halp it doesn't work!!!" no description, no steps to reproduce, nothing.

- people writing comments in a random ass language that nobody understands so everybody except them has to go through the effort of translating it.

- issue comments that escalate into a meme fest because the issue was linked on reddit or some other platform

Best laptop sticker ❤️

Wtf why? Noticed a typo? Well too fucking bad.

All the freshest memes

Having to maintain an old internal JS framework

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Use .editorconfig files when working with multiple developers. Otherwise your file encoding and code style will get fucked up eventually.

Name your stuff in English. Variables, functions, files. Everything.

You make the code completely unmaintainable for everybody that doesn't happen to speak your language otherwise.

I cringe every time I see someone in our company use German in his code. Just don't.

Just received my new toy (pixel c).
Of fucking course it needs to download a huge update as soon as you start it

Even Pokémon knows

Fuck ES/TS 😐

Been trying for hours now to get ionic 2 to work with either generators or async functions. Doesn't work because async for ES 5 is only supported with TS 2.1 which breaks the angular compiler. Also can't use generators (not supported for es5 at all by TS).

Also can't really change the ionic build process to just take es6 output instead of es5 and transpile because it's a convoluted mess in a separate node module instead of just a gulp file like with ionic 1.x.

Why is the JS ecosystem such a fucking mess?

Token for App -> Backend communication was the username of the affected account. Wanna change anything you want for any user in the system? Just need their username and you're good to go.

Token for App -> backend authentication is generated one time when the user signs up. Sniff it once and you've got access to the user account forever.

Passwords are hashed with one round of SHA1, no salt.

Everything including login data is sent over plain HTTP.

Luckily I got permission to fix that mess

!rant

Thanks so much for the stickers!

MRW I realize it's Friday https://youtube.com/watch/...

To all the php haters: Try Symfony with Doctrine and Twig.

Doesn't fix the language but makes your life a lot easier (and it even adds Annotation support to php)

If you hold bash up to your ear can you hear the C?

Started to learn f# 😄

Tried to install a system update on my hackintosh 😐👍

I have to test my App on a Samsung Galaxy Young 2. Can someone please shoot me?

It took over 3 minutes to install the APK and now it can't even get an IP from our AP. 😐

CubeDrone nails it. I don't think I've ever seen even a medium priority task in this company