You probably find the issue even if you don't speak German =)

Can't stop laughing.... Brilliant post...

Hilarious :')

And so it starts again, fresh setup and install.. *sigh*

A relationship

'tis the season...

oh man.....

That is the question.

I have a confession to make.
I do most of my java coding in comic sans ;-;
IT MAKES ME HAPPY FOR SOME REASON

Windows servers are a joke. A bad joke.

I feel sorry for people who have to work on them and have that as their profession you never used Linux

If someone came up to me and said we should use a windows server for this I'd laugh in his face and fire him. Seriously. I would.

That's how much I hate them. Got it? Ok good ... I'm calm now 😎

Client: "Dear Mr. I still have not received the final version yet. I had planned to send it out to my customers at the end of the week."
-------

Me (1st answer I did not give):
"Ok. I accept your statement as true, since I did not send you anything. Furthermore I respect your wish."

Me (2nd answer I did not give):
"Well I am sorry. Before today you did not once mention that there was a deadline. ASAP is not how I do things. Please do your project management."

Me (answer I gave): "Dear Client, due to a huge demand for our services we are forced to prioritise. We are doing our best to complete the project as fast as possible. Please understand however that we can not reschedule with 3 days notice. Because of technical requirements the product can be send on Friday next week. Please let us know if this works out for you. - Kind regards. Me. "

-__-""""

PHP 🐘 is so damn easy to learn, run straighforward in all OSs, that anyone can start coding in no time. Therefore, the amount of crap code around, made by unskilled devs, is just *unbelievable*. 💩

Maybe she should try "harder"🙄😂😂

!rant

Hello all, I'm not too experienced with open sourcing code, so here is my first attempt with a small script that initiates a phone call using php.

If someone has the time, please let me know what you think, any important things I'm missing or any advice you might have.

Thank you devRanters!

https://gist.github.com/anpel/...

Front End Developer problems😂

When you teach a designer to code and they finally understand...

"Occasionally stores something" 😂

Thanks god the conversation is closed!
https://github.com/torvalds/linux/...

Forever Alone

Holy shit! The fuckery CEO of reddit did to himself is hilarious. He did no good by finally admitting the wrong he did.

To top it off, he himself called him the abuse which he was pissed off about.

Moral: Be moderate if you're gonna do something sketchy like that, rather than going all the way, and then to apologise about it in the end.

Pass by reference, do not wrap needlessly

// Bad
takesCallback(function (data) {
// Literally all this function does
processData(data)
}

// Good
takesCallback(processData)

I see this all the time, especially with jr devs.

Here you go.. wk25 as well as dick joke

You know shared folder in Windows? My boss tell us web developers to work on an app inside that single shared folder (from one "powerful" pc, lol) to prevent conflict and keep the app up-to-date instead of git.

When a pipe brokes in Linux do I have to call the plumber?

Ubuntu vs. Arch thingie stuff...

Todays wtf:

My hometown's official website has a "report a problem"-form where citizens can report their problems. Fair enough, but instead of having some textfield(s) for me to describe the address and/or location they instead provide a dropdown-list with *all* possible addresses (street&number) in town... the html source of that page weighs in at about 4.5MB(!)

Theyre getting desperate...

Sky TV, are you serious?

I think this DDoS attack has made a few people re-evaluate their runtime dependencies

when Microsoft just doesn't care about security