Just was at a company which had that. I smiled.

I have absolutely no respect for developers who can't properly touch-type.

You don't see many cooks who don't know how to handle a knife, do you?

I call your web design problems and raise you my html email design problems.

Fucking outlook.

Thanks for the warning, I guess?

Password max. length 12 characters. Whyyyyyy?

"There are no stupid questions", they say. Apparently they haven't met my customers.

What 1 programmer can do in 1 month,
2 programmers can do in 2 months.

My life would be so much easier without customers.

Friend: You seem so happy recently, is your startup finally profitable?
Me: Naaah, I simply started drinking on weekdays...

I haven't met a 10X programmer yet, but why are there so god damn many 0.1X programmers?

Deadlines.

devRant seriously cuts into my hackernews and regular news time. But it's important to have priorities, I guess.

The feeling when you realize the DDoS attacker is yourself because of some stupid JavaScript bug which resulted in an infinite loop which happens to make requests to your server...

I did a fucking scientific study about fucking rants and found a fucking high correlation between the usage of "fuck" and the number of fucking upvotes.

I just got a text message saying I got an email. This can't be good...

50k devRant installations and all I get is 7 upvotes. This must be a bug since I'm hilarious.

Guys, I don't understand all the WordPress hate here. It's the best backdoor with integrated blogging system I've ever seen.

My JS app can crash IE11. Totally reproducable.

Had a fun debugging session to find out how this is triggered. Happens inside a deeply recursive call in a library I'm using which redraws the DOM.

Found a hacky workaround to avoid that as I see no real solution. It's not like I'm responsible for fixing IE. These are the days where I'm happy I'm mainly a backend dev...

The proprietary API I have to use which uses XML but is totally dynamic and without a schema. They basically managed to successfully merge JSON and XML to get the disadvantages of both JSON and XML.

SOAP...

New to devrant. Confused why that wk59 posts so much. Now I understand...