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About

European high school student, web/app fullstack developer.
Skills

PHP (Symfony), Vue, React Native
Location

Bratislava, Slovakia
Website

https://contrastful.com

Joined devRant on 11/26/2016

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When a restaurant banner gives you an error message.

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"We're going to need to migrate our database and reformat it so it works with the new app."

Translation: we've been using Excel up until this point and need you to convert it to SQL. Oh god, people.

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"Object reference not set to a reference of an object" is the single least helpful exception ever.

Also, I still hate Visual Studio. Sorry.

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Hey girl, are you Visual Studio? 😏

Cause you make me want to fucking kill myself.

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Imagine being me, an intern at Google and having to work with Google Drive on something with a deadline in five hours.

You have three guesses - when did all Google servers go down in Central Europe? Yeah. I missed my deadline.

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Anyone remember when PHP was a straightforward procedural language and not a pseudo-objective mess?

#saturdaynostalgia

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