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Ahhh DDoS attacks

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"Hey, you know Binary Search Trees?" "Say no more."

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Just got this slack from our server admin.

rant whoops

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Conversation with my Boss

B: Are u a hacker?
M: No
B: We need a hacker?
M: Why?
B: Because X department wants to do a hackathon.

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Roses are FF0000,
Violets are 0000FF,
I'll hate scope-changing clients
While(true)

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So tell me about yourself.

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Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

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Well he did the right thing

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-Laughed at Gitlab the other day
-Accidentally dropped my db today.

fuck karma

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when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

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Holy crap.. The intern just pushed the private key to his own VPS to the firmwide git server...

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Code never lies..

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From a gitlab blog post:

"You wouldn't copy and paste an answer from StackOverflow, without understanding it, (...)"

No.. never....... 🙄

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2 days into a new java project and I already miss scala so much.

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"Next week? It's tomorrow!"

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JavaScript is basically Java

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The client just called

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4 gigabytes of ram

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// dirty hack. fix soon.

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I have found the best way to lose weight! Source: Reddit https://goo.gl/bMc77i

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Oh boy...

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Why do i have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 😞

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Just don't.

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When you finally reach 20 on Stack Overflow reputation.

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Trying to come up with function names when it does more than one thing.

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While you're reading this,81739292749201738382 JavaScript frameworks and libraries were written!

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When 3/4 of my team gave up and left halfway through. I still don't understand how we ended up with a working prototype in the end.

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Are you saying this with sarcasm @dfox?

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It is Saturday, and I want to do something. Perhaps install Gentoo?

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This one py2 lib when the rest of the project py3

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