How could you calculate: 2a+7*2b when a and b is a nil value. Math aren't logic...

Indentation check
Hardecoded values check
Kickass logic check

This is the best program that I have seen in my entire life.

😝😝 I wish...

Dont you challenge me

Life is sweet. Until you encounter the bug. Than life is just... extra crunchy.

DROP DATABASE users; oops

Users be like:

Porn websites know their audience so well, they dark theme it

Snapchat: You can't just copy all of my concepts and sell them as yours.

Facebook: Watch me.

Comment your reason. Mine is because nobody pesters me because there all asleep 😴

Just a tip for all those in need...

I got my Valentine, Allo 😁

I don't know if you've heard, but in Romania there's a political war (everyone wants PSD down)

Never trust a hot chick that tell you "Wow you are a programmer? Tell me about it"
ATTENTION: DON'T TELL HER ABOUT IT

Can we slow down the Earth's rotation a bit? I could use a couple extra hours per day.

Valentine Programming :(

Fuck clients!

It's a joke, please come back :(

.gitignore
*.val
*.valentine
*.valentine day

When even your Linux distro decides to start trolling you... 😂

set this as screen saver.... poor guy

Why does Python live on land?
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Because it is above C level.

Stupid annoying client want me to add 2 new fields on a form. Ok I said, my estimation is that I need 2 days to make the changes on form, database and all the scripts that posting and getting data, plus testing. His reply was, come one do you really want 48 hours to just add 2 fields, its sooo easy!!!! WTF dude... if it is sooo easy why are you fucking bother me??? Do it your self!!!!

Friend: "what is it that you do?"
Me: "mostly web development, I make websites"
Ex-friend: "oh web design, nice"
Me: ...

Makes sense now

Who else gets erect when they see java!!

1, 8 and 10

Discovered Mr. Robot. Productivty went like 📉 💥

Nothing makes me sicker than a programmer who chooses the light theme rather than dark

Two sql databases enter a nosql bar. After 10 min they exit because they couldn't find a table