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Boss: “Do you think you can work on Saturday? We really need the help.”
Me: “Yes, of course.”
Boss: “Great, thank you.”
Me: “I’ll probably be late, though, as public transport is slow on the weekends.”
Boss: “Okay, when do you think you will be at the office?”
Me: “Monday”.17 -
So this fucking happened today.
Me: *sees support ticket coming in about some kind of login issue*
Me: *opens issue*
"Hello, I can't seem to login. There's an error"
Me: *sighs and thinks "at least give me that FUCKING error message then." *kindly replies with asking if they could send me the error message*
"Here it is. I don't understand what is going wrong
and what I have to do"
Me: *looks at error message*
"Invalid customer ID. Please make sure that your ID is correct. You can find it in the activation email we sent you when you registered".
😐 😶 😦
Me: *thinking okay what the fuck, are you fucking retarded or something?*
Me: *kindly replies: "It seems that you are not using the correct customer ID. You might want to look for it in the activation email we sent you!"*
"Oh okay thanks, how did you figure that out?"
Me: 😵 😐 😶 😭 🔫
Seriously what the actual fucking fuck.27 -
If I have headphones in
and I'm intentionally away from everyone
and it looks like I'm working
and you want to talk to me
Here's some advice:
DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME.
If you're curious why, I've compiled a list of points:
1) DON'T
2) FUCKING
3) TALK
4) TO
5) ME
Also, see Fig. 1 below:
(Fig. 1)
| DONT
| FUCKING
|
| TALK
| TO
|
| ME
---------------------------------------
Don't fucking talk to me!29 -
I had to go help marketing with a website UI issue today:
Me: What version of IE are you using?
Her: Oh my god! Did you say virgin?
Me: No, "Version".
Her: Hahaha you guys I thought he asked what virgin am I using!
*room erupts into laughter*
WTF is this high school?12 -
Me greeting a female friend with a joke: Hey baby, wanna play with my python?
Her: Only if it's well commented and production ready.
Me: I love you.
Her: I know.4 -
Sitting on the bus updating my system.
Random girl: What are you using?
Me: Linux :).
Random girl: Ohh I use Mac, because that doesn't have viruses and can't get hacked!
*me waiting for a cliff to jump off*36 -
I need new friends.
Me: Just Google it..
Friend:
Opens browser (home page is some ad-riddled crap)
Types "Google" in address bar
(Google search page opens)
Clicks first result (google.com)
Types search query.
Me: 😶🔫10 -
So this happened today.
Client: hey I sent this ticket, what's the status/have you located the issue?
Me: well, it says it quite obviously in the error message...? (i actually said that, toned down afterwards a little)
Client: where's the error message then?
Me: 5th line....? It's literally there in plain english?
Client: ok so what does it mean?
Me:..............? "marked as spam by the receiving server"?!
Client: yeah ok but what does that mean?
😐
Thing to keep in mind: they're a web dev/email solutions company.
😐😩9 -
Similarities between this spider and me:
- We both are web developers
- We both live in same room
- We both try to find bugs everyday
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my_girlfriend: who do you like more in your life?
me: linux
my_girlfriend: What????
me: you asked who i LIKE not Who i LOVE?
my_girlfriend: ok, who do you LOVE?
me: python
i dont know why she left me, i think she was php fan18 -
Am I the only one that will have my headphones on (without music) just so people will not bother me?19
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Today I had a reflection with an client and they surprised me with a present. They wanted to thank me for the hard work and effort I made.
Wauw! It just keeps me motivating to work hard and keep my clients happy!
4 -
Part of my job involves speaking with users on the phone and I really don’t mind it except for THESE PEOPLE:
Me: Hi! XYZ Co. this is Tawzer!
Them: Hi Tawzer this is blah blah I need help with the website I just can’t figure it out!
Me: Okay! Let me ju-
Them: Yeah you know I’ve been struggling for hours with it I really don’t have time for this.
Me: Oh I imagine! What’s your-
Them: Well I was gonna try and get everything done today by 3 but with all of this tech stuff going wrong I just don’t know...
Me: That sounds frustrating, can i get your-
Them: Is this going to take long??
Me: Nope! I just need to know your-
Them: like I said I just really don’t have time for this!
Me: ........ What’s your-
Them: well I-
Me: WHAT’S YOUR USERNAME
Them: Uh I don’t know can you look me up? I didn’t know I’d need that.
Me: 👩🏻💻10 -
*casually programming stuff*
*Sudden need to open cmd arises*
Me: *opens cmd and starts typing, when it hits me*
"Fuck"
Friend: "what happended?"
Me: "i forgot to turn on hackermode"
*enters "color 0a"*
"Better"
Friend: *chuckles angerly*6 -
Css is most definitely a woman who's mad at you but won't tell you why.
"What's wrong? what did I do? "
"Nothing..."8 -
Sister: "Can you fix my computer?"
Me: "What's wrong?"
S: *explains the issue
Me: *types that into Google and shows her the search results
S: *gives me the look
M: "This is seriously what I do to fix a lot of my problems 🧚"16 -
Me: “I’m gonna rebuild this site from the ground up.”
Also me, 5 minutes into it: “Can’t figure out this stupid CSS thing I need to do. Gonna take a quick break.”
Also also me, looking at it 5 days later:
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You say they are looking for me, but when i contact them they pretend like they dont even know me.
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Every time I hear a developer say "works for me", I'm gonna hide a service of mine that they use behind the VPN.
Dev: "oy mate, this server is down"
Me (with VPN connection): "sorry mate, works for me"
Dev: "but here, check this out, it's down!!"
Me: "mate, check your network connection. You must have a shitty network connection."
Dev: -_-
Me: "Maybe shitty hardware? Driver issues on your network card? 🤭"
Because you know, we sysadmins can do that too 😉26 -
one of our computers at work suddenly shut down. our boss panicked like it was the end of the world cause he knew we couldnt buy a new one and we desperately need the computer. when i came in he started telling me he's gonna pay me extra if i fix the computer
me: *checks cpu and finds out it was unplugged* u sure bout that?
him: hell yea, id rather pay u that buy a new one
*30 mins later*
me: *plugs it back in and pushes power button* its done
>> guess who's got extra money without any extra efforts yay11 -
Them: “We want parallax on our website on mobile!”
Me: “Parallax does not work in a mobile web browser.”
Them: “But it does here!” Shows me an iOS app that does parallax.
Me: “That’s in an iOS app. Not a mobile web browser”.
Them: “ Oh well. I’m sure you’ll figure it out!”
😐😐😐😐😐.
Welp.23 -
First day on the phone as a support guy!
Before the first call came in I thought like 'please no email related issues as that's the one thing I suck at!'
Fair enough, first call:
Me: hello, how can I help you?
Customer: well, we've got this email problem...
Me thinking: MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING FUCK WHY ME 😭
Me: what seems to be the problem?
Damn, really?!9 -
Relatives: What does he do as a job?
Mom: He's an informatician, he tinkers with computers
Me: No, I'm a programmer.
Relatives: Is it computer related?
Me: Yes, but..
Relative: Sounds like an informatician to me.
I'm so tempted to say that I butcher animals, but I'm afraid they'll think I'm a veterinarian.11 -
I use different variations of the same password. Everywhere.
It's worked out good so far but I can see it all crashing down on me at some point.8 -
I'm seriously considering never doing fixed rate projects for clients ever again. The conversation will likely go like this, though:
"How much to build my website?"
"$100/hour."
"Sorry, I don't think you heard me correctly. I asked how much to build the whole website."
"$150/hour"
"Wait, you changed the rate! Why won't you give me a fixed cost?"
"Why won't you pay me for my time?"
"Because I can get it done for a cheaper fixed cost somewhere else!"
"But how do you know that's actually cheaper?"
"What do you mean?"
"We pad fixed price projects precisely because we fear not being fully paid for our time."
"Oh."16 -
Boss: Have you finished that feature?
Me: Almost there, i'm refactoring some classes...
Boss: What? Refactor? But thisnis a new feature, it does not need refactor! We don't have time for this!
Me: 😵🔫
This is what happen when you care about code quality.5 -
*job ad* We strongly adhere to TDD
Reality:
Me: yeah but shouldn't we write tests first and then get X finished?
Manager: No takes too much time, we finish X and then we decide if it's worth testing.
5 -
Me: ooh my eyes hearts, I have to sleep now, I fix this tomorrow morning.
(go to sleep)
Inner Me: hey
Me: ...
Inner Me: pisst! wake up
Me: what?? leave me alone I'm tired
Inner Me: remember that issue you had?
Me: yes?
Inner Me: this is how you can solve it
Me: great thanks, I'll fix it later
Inner Me: no no you have to fix it now
Me: I'm tired, I'll fix it first thing in the morning
Inner Me: no no you'll forgot it
Me: no I won't, let me sleep
Inner Me: no no you'll forget and I won't tell you again
Me: look I write it down in my phone now leave me alone
Inner Me: no no you have to fix it now.
Me: *crying* for God sake...
(gets out of bed and try to turn on PC and it's not starting, realizing that the power is out)
Me: you happy now, I fix it tomorrow.
Inner Me: no no stay awake till power is back on.
Me: SHUT THE FICN ON PICK OF CRAPE. Did SHDUHDBD DBDJDB3 -
I am but one man. Please remember that I am only human, and as much as I have automated, some things still take time.
Also,
I DON'T KNOW IT'S A FUCKING ISSUE UNTIL YOU MAKE ME AWARE OF SAID ISSUE. IF THIS ISSUE GOES ON FOR WEEKS, IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I AM AWARE. PLEASE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, LET ME KNOW BEFORE IT BECOMES A HEADACHE FOR YOU. BECAUSE WHEN AN ISSUE BECOMES A HEADACHE FOR YOU, YOY THEN BECOME A HEADACHE FOR ME.2 -
My boss is making me deploy a major change what hasn't had proper testing yet on the day I leave for 2 weeks. Save me someone.13
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Manager: We are hiring a new graphic designer today. Can you get him settled in, please?
Me: Sure, I can do that.
Me: *shakes hand of new recruit.*
Me: I've heard great things about you.
Him: *starts going off on all his experience*
Me: that's great. Let's see what you got.
Several hours later...
Me: can I see what you got?
Him: just putting the last finishing touches on this logo.
Me: is that MSPaint!?
Him: yeah! It's good right?
Me: um...14 -
So my girlfriend decided to surprise me with this cake... I'm happy with it but I feel violated as I'm PHP guy not .NET
13 -
A conversation with my friend:
Me: Sure, I’ll whitelist you. What’s your IP?
Friend: I think it’s localhost.
Me: ...5 -
You dumb, stupid fucking idiot.
Yes, that's me. Spent an hour debugging something, only to find out I wasn't paying attention when going through the API ref. Fucking fuck. Such a waste of time.2 -
When I joined my team in august as a junior/trainee, we were 6 developers.
Now we are 4 left in the team.
By the end of june, we are 1.. I mean its me, myself and I.
Wtf did I do!? My code isnt that spaghetti. I think...
But its np, just me with a 20 years old database, 7 legacy systems and a new one planned.
Atleast my boss believes in me keeping this shit floating.11 -
Sent HTML to google translate server side to support multiple languages.. actually worked pretty well but it made me feel dirty for weeks.1
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me: "so what version control system + tool you're using for this website?"
co-worker: "what is version control?"
me: "uh... like tfs, you manage changes, merge etc!???"
co-worker: "ah, i'm using filezilla."3 -
I’m so tired of egocentric lying management executive types.
Executive: You should be thinking about how you speak to the “leadership”.
Me: How about stop lying, blaming me for your own mistakes, and then blackmailing?
Guy has never heard ‘no’ in his life.
Seriously, иди на хуй.10 -
Client: I need a blog with 3 categories.
Designer: cool, let's have every post teaser in the home look diferent depending on the category.
Me (Dev): Ok...
Client: *sees actual design with different looking posts depending on category* I like it! Let's go!
Me: *codes the site*
Client: It's cool but in the home the posts look different... Could we make them look the same?
Me:...10 -
Client wanted to add "password usability" features such as:
Password1 === pASSWORD1
Him: Facebook and Google do it
Me: You're not Facebook or Google
Him: Well sure, not without this feature
Me: 🤔11 -
5" phones are too big.
15" laptops are too big.
Mid tower cases are too big.
Yet the market seems to disagree with me.24 -
Me at midnight: let's release a demo build
Me at 1 am: why are there so many bugs? Why won't it compile.
Me at 2 am: omg finally compiled. Runs it, buttons don't work. Closes it, reopens it. Buttons work.
Me at 3 am: let's write apologetic posts for the bugs, but post the version anyway
Me at 4 am: why do I advertise in so many places
Me at 5 am: let's update the patreon reward tiers
Me at 5:30 am: nah fuck this, going to bed.
Mom at 9 am: wake the hell up we need you to dig out a hill and build a stone wall around one side of the house.
Me: omg wtf why.
Me at 2:30 pm: why the hell are we doing this, I have so many bugs to patch and everyone knows they are there because I told them all!
5 -
Someone "advised" me today to start going to bed early because it improves my health. Well, it's been 3 hours with my eyes still open.
Screw it am going back to code.6 -
Holy fuck nvidia. Why the fuck you want me to login to your fucking app in order to download a fucking driver. You also want me to click a fucking link that you sent to my email for verification on every fucking login? Why on earth someone would stole my fucking nvidia account? To see which drivers I use? What the fuck nvidia? Oh wait. DO YOU DARE ASK ME TO SETUP TWO FACTOR AUTH TO SECURE MY ACCOUNT?!? What the fuck? Even if I put my credentials online no one would care to login my fucking nvidia account. Just let me download my fucking driver!4
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I dream of meeting a programmer girl. I'm starting to think only programmers understand me, and therefore yadda yadda
4 -
> Take girlfriend to Starbucks
Me: I'll ask for a cold brewed coffee, what would you like?
She: I don't like coffee...
8 -
Currently rewriting a typescript app to ES5
You read that right, from typescript 2.9 to ES5, not ES6 or 7, just ES5
I guess the boss doesn’t like modern stuff
On the bright side, i contacted some recruiters today and there are already 2 companies who want me over for an interview11 -
Manager: Morning Alex, how are you?
My Brain: I'm fan-fucking-tastic, I've had 1 hour of sleep, hurt my back, feels like my tail bone is broken, struggling to walk, every piece of code I've written for the past 3 day's has been a complete waste of time and I'm at work...
Me actually: Good thanks .-.3 -
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AT 8 AM AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SLEEP SINCE 12.30 AM. IT'S 6 AM ALREADY, 6 AM!
I guess when they no screens before sleeping they really mean it. I'm fucked, I'm really fucked. I guess I'll stare the ceiling until the alam goes off and accept an awful day and hope I get pumped up during the test or something. Fuck me. I want to fucking SLEEP. Fuck.
I just wanted to install vivaldi before sleeping and watch the last rick and morty episode. Does that fucking make me a fucking night owl? No. I could've use these precious time learning or writing code, or even sleeping, but fuck! I'm stuck here in time, just waiting for fucks sake!
Good night...
OR That's what I WOULD say if I could sleep...16 -
when you are a 19yo trying to build a portfolio and you have a mother bashing everyday that you only spend time "at the computer" and I should get "a real job" and that "your dream will never come true" really is the biggest disappointment of my dev life.
It just builds pressure and sads me. She doesn't support me cuz I'm not "doing any money".
I feel like I should just quit everything or even disappear from this shitrock that is called earth....19 -
It's so frustrating when you're trying to power through a development but get constantly interrupted by phone calls, coworkers, project managers, meetings, emails and IM.
Just let me work!!3 -
OMG I just accidentally deleted hundreds of hours of work permanently ... F*** ME 😱😱😱😨😨😱😰
THIS IS WHY I DON'T FUCKING USE AUTOMATED BATCH SCRIPTS.22 -
Drove my colleague mad with console.log("you cant find me"), that stare he gave me across the room when his stuck with a bug. made me lol in the office literally1
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I should have known this job would be bad in my first week when they told me most of the classes are just copy-pastes of each other with different names7
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Oh fuck... OH FUCKING FUCK OF FUCKS!
So, I made an interview and recorded it with Audacity...
Stupid me only stopped the recording and closed it...
WITHOUT SAVING! I DIDNT FUCKING SAVE THE FUCKING RECORDING! FUCK!
I DIDNT SAVE HALF AN HOUR OF AUDIO! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN! IT DIDNT EVEN ASK ME TO FUCKING SAVE IT!
or was it??
FUCK NOW IM PARANOID!14 -
So this happened:
Client: “I just checked the page and the background video isn’t playing anymore. There’s just a play button in the middle”
Me: “It’s doing that because you are on low battery mode on your iPhone. Take it off”.
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐1 -
I was struggling with a task on a project and decided to call the colleague, who's working on this project as well (he built it, I am just on-boarding) to get some advice.
Literally the first thing he asked me was: "have you seen whom this task is assigned to?"
Fuck! So I spent about 1.5 hours on not finishing a task that I shouldn't have worked on in the first place. Great.5 -
*My friend was piling up her food in a bbq place*
Me: What are you doing?
Her: I'm trying to beat my old stacking record.
Me: Be careful not to get a stack overflow!
. . .I'll see myself out.2 -
All I've been doing at work last few days is code review. Damn, I feel bored. Just give me something to code already!3
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Me: I’m gonna make it so the users can access the locations for 30days.
Boss: wtf? U dumb? Do you know how valuable that data is, dont fucking put a limit
Me: *listening 10minutes of him ranting how that’s the stupidest idea he’s heard all day*
Boss:why would you want to do that anyways like wtf?
Me: storage optimization
Boss: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wtf r u like a idiot or smthng.
My head: nah I’m done, I’m about to roast this guy with my numbers*
Me: every single minute 40k rows of data come in from just ONE☝️ CLIENT.....AND THATS HOW, EVEN IF WE ADD THAT FUCKING 2 YEAR LIMIT WE WOULD BE HOSTING 5 FUCKING PETABYTES OF DATA FOR JUST ONE CLIENT, not including other shits, this is only for heatmaps. And imagine changing all of that database system in the future, that would require going threw so much databases and pages, this ain’t just like changing one number and bam less storage space.
Boss: Ok, add that 2 year limit, later we will sort this out.
My brain: *omg, now that I know these numbers how will I ever fall asleep😦*7 -
My supervisor's flaky attitude is annoying the shit out of me.
Mate, why would you agree to hire me for the project I wanted to do (and get me to move halfway across the planet) and then tell another colleague that I'm focusing too much on my project and they should give me their extra work?
Like, I get it but I don't get it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯6 -
Half the papers on multimodal learning refer to studies on human children learning. Makes me wonder why we never study animals to know how their multimodal learning works so fucking well that some newborns can function straight out of the womb/egg.10
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me on my cover letter: i'm an experienced programmer
me irl: knows exactly two languages, has to google how to write basic methods2 -
be me
be scrolling through craigslist out of boredom
apply to be an intern at a health nonprofit on a whim without doing proper research
*two days later*
randomly look at their website again
see the footer at the bottom: Proudly created with Wix.com
FUCK WHAT THE FUXKA S FICBW WJiB whziNs skid be eiizhw anish e s6 -
So I'm not sure whether this actually is a believable story or not but I think I'll just share the saddest moment in my life with you.
So.... I've been working with a boy 0.5years younger than me on a project in Java so he could learn something about programming. I was actually dictating him code because he wasn't able to JUST WRITE ONE SINGLE LINE OF CODE WITHOUT ASKING ME HOW TO DO SHIT!!! So I dictated him a for each loop:
Me: "for ( Foo foo colon foos ) {doSomeShit();}"
Him: "for ( Foo foo .. foos ) {doSomeShit();}
For your understanding: in German colon means doppel punkt / double dot. I didn't think someone actually writes two dots... THIS IS SO FUCKING SAD
Please don't blame me for being a bad teacher. I'm inn a class with him and I know we did that in class. I also thought it multiple times to him6 -
Don't you fucking love spending 3 days debugging only to realise you had a fucking dash instead of an underscore... Yeah me too! .-.5
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Freelance:
Me: I'm done with the major bugs. Can I do the minor bugs tomorrow?
PM: can you hang on just a moment? Can you pls remove the ...
Me: I'll try. I'm experiencing brain dysfunction right now.
PM: Oh? Hahaha! Just a minor tweak tho. Teeheehee.
Me: (fudge)3 -
Client gives me long talk about how important their website is to them. Repeatedly have to reassure them I know what I am doing. Still badger me about being super secure. Their password is the same as their username for their website hosting.1
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Have you ever reach a point where you lost any desire or mood to do anything? Like when you don't even want to rant about the fuckedupshit you are in.9
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Normal human: Visits web store -> orders for product -> leaves store.
Me: Visits web store -> Stares at header -> Stares at logo -> Check if colors match -> Scroll to footer -> Frowns at ads -> Scroll back up -> Multi click product item for debounce -> Fuck i clicked twice but it added the product thrice -> Closes tab -> Drives to local store -> Purchase product -> leaves store.8 -
Working as a part time student on an app and until now I thought I was the king of software development.
Well, fuck me and my high horse.
Today the stuff we send from the client to the server didn't arrive, so I asked the backend guy if he could take a look at the packages arriving. He did and told me the data was messed up.
I did only design stuff the last week or so, so I was very confused. After reverting back to one old commit after the other it struck me.
I still don't know how such a dumb mistake could have happened to me, the king of Android apps, but apparently I replaced all occurrences of a specific keyword in just the strings and comments of the whole project. Key became KeyList, so instead of <Keys> my XML contained <KeyList> which made no goddamn sense whatsoever.
Did I mention that we have an important deadline tomorrow? Yeah...
So now I leaned my lesson. Never trust XML.
JK I'm dumb. That's the lesson here. -
Me: ok, time to archive this shit and publish :D
Xcode: ok. Archiving started
10min later archiving done
Publishing to app store connect,
5 min later, sorry, we can't publish this cuz u haven't changed the build number from 2 to 3¯\ _(ツ)_/¯
Me:😠ok, whatevs, let's do this, archive
Xcode: ok, archiving started
10min later, archiving done!
Me: click next to upload to app store connect, 5 min later...
XCODE: SORRY, U CAN ONLY PUBLISH ON XCODE GM'S TO APPSTORE CONECT
Me:😤 OMG, OK 3rd time is the charm...
So now xcode has started archiving, I hope nothing happens again 😬6 -
So I taught myself basic PHP in one day today after contemplating and realizing itll help me get the job I want. And i made a practice website with it today and im pretty proud of it so far.8
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I was debugging a new version of a calendar web app I've created, and was puzzled when the code for rendering calendar events was never hit...Till I realized, there are no calendar events this week in the dev environment. Silly me! *LOL*1
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Me after using Prolog for 6 hours because of University...
Sometimes prolog gives me brainfuck (pun intended)
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Mom: Give me one single reason why won't you do MBA?
Me: People there won't get my jokes on computers, and it will be all like high school again 😭😭😭 -
Client is setting up Google Suite, needs me to create a TXT record. She sends me a screenshot of the record that needs to be created, so I ask her to copy/paste the record values .... she copy and pastes the URL and sends that to me. I ask again for her to copy the values in the fields on the page and send them to me ... she sends me another screenshot. How do these people get through a day?3
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Taking charge of an existing project...
Me: "This certificate requires a password. Can you send it to me"
Other dev who was earlier responsible for the project : "Just use the default one"
Me: " And what's that?"
Other dev: "CHANGEIT"! All caps
Me: 😐 -
I have been working 100 hours per week for the last 4 years. I had to deal with many stress issues, eyes, pain and headaches.
But nothing has scared me like my college life. For some reason, I still get nightmares about the viva exams.
What's wrong with me?3 -
me: i dont wanna get out of bed to check the code, i feel so comfy and lazy
me: *after 10 mins* dammit, need to change this, need to change that, its still fucked up, why is this wrong *codes more* -
About to start my real first Java project to learn the language in-depth: a virtual ATM featuring a GUI and a networking system for the transmission of banking data to and from a server. Since I particularly care about security this will surely help me get a better understanding of everything involved. Wish me luck.16
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Anyone else like coding while high? A lot of the time it gives me a different, more simple, point of view of my problem which helps me find a solution a good amount of the time14
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I'm living in the twilight zone...
These people upload and download an entire directory of files from microsoft teams as their way of version control...
And what's worse they're dragging their feet on changing over to git/github
God save me1 -
fuck this!
spent an hour trying get my website working (on a raspberry) ... no errors, dev tools gave nothing, php gives nothing mySQL related... weird.. debugged my code for an hour when it me... db on my pc for testing is not the same one as the "production" server. i am so fucking stupid... i need some sleep3 -
I really don't know how to please StackOverflow people. I did my due diligence on a bit of code but, like we all do, I got stuck and needed a bit of advice. I posted clearly and concisely and still my question got downvoted twice. What do they want? For me to post the question AND the answer? Only ask Ph.D.-type questions? Why am I never good enough for these people?!4
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I sincerely cannot live through another daylight saving time change. I cannot. Please, oh politicans, have mercy upon me. My work deals with 5 different time zones. PLEASE5
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Sometimes when I'm working on some front end stuff, I'll forget that I should look at the local file and instead look at the version online. I spend about 5 minutes every time figuring why it doesn't change before I realize just how stupid I am. It gets me every time. Every gosh diggity darn time.2
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Devs: Early birds or night owls?
Me: Definitelly night owl, can not wake up before 10 and sometimes working till morning. I know it is bad for health but I can not help myself. Being much more creative and productive at night.12 -
I’m tired of being put in positions where design gives me a rough mock-up a week (or less) before its launch day. It’s frustrating and I’m tired.
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Me: Do you already have a live USB stick for Windows?
Brother: You mean a dead USB stick, because Windows hasnt got that feature?!1 -
Some prankster on upwork is trying to swindle me out of paying me because they didn't "hire" me through upwork even though he asked me to send an "example" of my rendition of what I would do for their logo. Once they told me they went with someone else even after performing the requested "example," I promptly asked who to invoice. "They're going to go talk to the boss and see what they can work out."1
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Drinking alcohol is soo good for my social life because my autopilot is far better with people.
Somehow people can actually really get to know and like me then.
Will this ever change for normal me (22 yo) or should I just keep going out?9 -
The devRant gods got me puzzled again
The api for voting posts is
*/devrant/rants/id/vote/*
But for comments is
*/comments/id/vote/*
5 -
Wtf is wrong with me? Last night, I had a very hard time falling asleep even though it was 3am.
Today, I've now been laying in my bed for over 2 hours, and I'm not even close to falling asleep. It feels like my brain wants to think over every possible scenario of what could happen tomorrow...
Please send help...9 -
Me: *gets a payout from my old job*
Me: ahhh now to spoil myself, let's get some pixel buds and a day dream set and maybe a nice bottle of whiskey.
eBay: YO! We have that MacBook you've been looking for going really cheap at the moment!
Me: ... I hate myself...
Why does stuff always go on sale when I've spent my money ;-;2 -
Ugh! I'm in unfinished project Hell. Three website owners need me to finish big features and I just keep uncovering bugs and feature gaps. So much anxiety about all of it.3
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Hi everyone I'm new there =)
Basically i'm just here for the stickers.
But this look like a really fun place to be as a dev, so i'm maybe going to stay a while ;)
anyway have a great day, you can resolve this bug !5 -
So I am only 15 and I am trying to find local businesses that will allow me to either build them a website or let me redo their current website.
Doesnt sound thay complicated right? I have gotten to do it once, for a laid back coffee shop owner whos business went out of business a day after i emailed him about it being done. I mean how the hell does that even happen!
I have tried different types of emails and shown all of my work, which it is all good sites that look professional. Issue is alot of people dont trust email offers or dont trust me cause im 15. I am not much of a person who can walk into a store and talk to the owner about it, i am not social in that aspect.
So anyone have any ideas?5 -
Want to read a book that can help me avoid newb mistakes and can help me write beautiful code ?
Pragmatic programmer(1999)
Or
Clean code
Or
any other book ?
Help me !!?14 -
!rant
Been here since 2/2017 and didn't make myself an avatar. I feel ashamed.
Edit: I hate the MM/DD/YYYY format. More shame on me that I did not notice it was in retard format.4 -
My productivity has gone fucking low.
I have hundreds of things ti do , Prepare for exams, write code for my internship project,write code for my game, learn new things about ML,etc.
But all I fuckin do is play games all day instead of making mine!
Plz help, give me some words of encouragement or tell me something that you do to boost your productivity and keep away from distractions !6 -
Today I spilt a glass of water onto my palm. As I was shaking the hand of a senior executive. He looked at me in disgust as our hands squelched together.
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var myLove =0;
var myLife = 'you';
if(yourHeart =='Me'){
myLove =+1;
else {
myLife = null;
myLove = undefined;
}4 -
Apple, next time you want to get me to upgrade my file system, please FUCKING TELL ME IT WONT LET ME INSTALL WINDOWS USING BOOTCAMP, 9 hours and I’ve only just found the file system that will let me run Adobe Cloud and Windows
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Dear Boss/PM,
If you look over at my desk and I am 'doing nothing', feel free to assume one of the following:
1) I finished what I had to do and am taking a quick break before tackling what's next.
2) I am working on something that is giving me a hard time and am taking a quick pause to refresh.1 -
So it's not just through reading your own code later that you can realize how stupid you are. All the great card house of the belief in your own superiority collapsing instantly.
Currently intense time with my son. Can be hard being around one another 24h non-stop... And then realizing that a lot of the stubbornness and quirks of his that drive me crazy: is actually me! (Be it that it's in my character as well or he was reacting to a stupidness of mine)2 -
Some """friend""" of mine asked me help because he has trouble installing WAMP on a Linux distro.
Me: why don't you try to install a LAMP server instead, you are on Linux, you can do whatever you want.
Him: LAMP is not a thing, this doesn't exist, there's no package called like that.
Me: *sends a tutorial to setup a web dev server*
Him: You are so unhelpful, why are you disrespectful like that ?!?
Me: *having some murder thoughts*
Why do I still reply to these people ?4 -
If all the 24 years of my life have taught me anything, it’s that I am not at all good at time management.
That’s why I am always stressed. And I hate that I just can’t seem to make it better. Short motivational bursts are good, but I need a permanent solution!3 -
Why the hell am I so talkative!!!!!
I think it's better I work alone so that I be less of an annoy for others...
Side-effects of me working at day time..
Missing working at night time all alone..3 -
Spent the last 2 and a half days working on sth, it turned out great. Was pointed out a major mistake in the structure, have to redo about 95%. Kill me now.
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Actuall live footage of me trying to install and configure VMware to work on arch at the moment...
(I might be a little fucking frustrated)
8 -
Online tutorials and universities hate me for this simple trick making you learn webdev quickly.
There are 4 simple steps that will make you learn webdev quickly
Transfer me 20 bitcoins to find out this secret method to learn webdev quickly2 -
I don't know what's wrong with me this morning. I started refactoring, and I know I'm overdoing it. I can't stop myself. I'm stuck fiddling over it like a meth head scratching his skin.
Please stop me. I'm hurting the code.2 -
Someone please kill me.
I'm sick of myself.
A few days ago in the prize distribution for a past coding contest, I denied my prize and eventually accepted after fucking around a bit.
Now since two days, I'm straight forward wasting my time. My grades are going down exponentially and I'm involving neither in CUDA (which a started just a while ago) nor I'm getting into studies and even getting in competitive coding.... Fuck me!!!!!! -
The internet at large is annoying me.
I just signed up for the payback card through Rewe. Cool idea. It's a German points card, and I have an American phone. Play store tells me the app isn't available in my country, and I don't see it on fdroid.
Anyone have suggestions for a reliable apk site to get this from?8 -
I drank too much last night. I was scared shitless since I really can't deal with hungovers and I am not supposed to drink a lot because of my stomach condition.
Mind you, for me, 8 beers is a lot(drank them in about 2 hours) and went to sleep. I was not all fucked up or anything, i was very lucid and scared of what i was going to deal with.
As i was trying to relax, my psychosis kicked in and I can swear that a little voice told me to calm down, i have been working out like if I was about to fight McGregor and my metabolism is through the roof(which is sometimes alarming) and that I will be good by morning.
Woke up at 11 feeling like a million bucks.4 -
!(rant && story)
It hit me today. I literally 100% fit the exact stereotype for a backend developer.
And it's not wrong, I love backend dev and hate frontend work with a burning passion (even though I can do it)
whyyyy1 -
Me: *Creates new react project*
Me: *Run project*
Console: found 4999 new errors.
Me: (っ˘0˘ς) I have not written anything yet! WTF is your problem!3 -
Company i applied for told me how they are planning to release a new project on friday.
... Decided for a different company -
Background: I'm doing a migration from FileMaker to JavaFX
My PM asked me what was going to be the main page of the system and he gave me an ugly option, to which I answered with a dashboard example, so now he wants me to change everything so that our app looks like the one I showed him -
Ok so I bought a new phone yesterday and my entire day today has been massive failure and loss.
I have to get various things done but fuck!!!
Help me2 -
!rant
EULA proposition for broke developers with no legal knowledge whatsoever (like me): “By installing/using this software you agree not to sue me.”
??? git good4 -
Someone asked for help to solve some errors on an angular app.
Me: sure np, send me the repo link to see what is the issue.
She: *proceeds to send me a 250mb rar*
Me: what is that? I prefer the repo so I can see the history please
She: got me there, haven’t versioned yet
Me: WHAT? You’ve been working for three weeks without versioning anything?
She: yep, because I can’t make it work so, why would I?
I really ask myself sometimes if we are in this world just to suffer.18 -
Good afternoon guys. Long time no hear from me and I'm sorry about that. Had a lot health problems to fight.
I'm currently trying to list all processes that are running on my pc with a C# program. VS is running with admin rights but I'm still getting an error: "System.ComponentModel.Win32Exception: Access denied Error"
I tried googling it but if found the answer I didn't understand it.
Please help me.
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tomorrow i have a presentation of a webapp but last night i decided to change the ui. i am not done yet and this frontend is driving me nuts.13
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Helped dad around the house yesterday. It made me feel a tad less depressed, until this morning when I looked at job ads again. 😒10
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First day back at my old workplace and the guy who replaced me as storeman is going to put me in an early grave...
Literally all of the work I put in over the past year and a bit is gone...
Welp... Let's hope I can get a higher up position soon so I can fix this shit heap .-. -
Can someone explain me what Left liberal woke shit is?
Isn't being liberal a good thing?
I am confused and my political opinion and knowledge sucks.44 -
Man... I got a really good story to make a visual novel game but its way too art heavy for me... anyone who can illustrate or atleast good at drawing?6
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Me: "You should go with this other option for the software. It's cheaper and you can do more."
Client: "No. This more expensive and less-capable thing I chose is better. We'll make it work."
[several weeks pass]
Client: "This isn't working. Why didn't it work?"
Me: "You have to upgrade to a more expensive plan, or switch to the other solution I told you about."
Client: "No. We'll make it work."
Me: *facepalm*2 -
I have friends married to girls from the Philipines. If there are some people from said country in here, would you mind telling me why their FB names, instagram names or whatever are things like:
"Cee La SomeShit still Trying <white dude surname>"
"Beauty Hope LoveThisSwag <whatever last name>"
"Leyla StillHaveDabooty <white surname>"
Like wtf, just put your fucking name, shit sounds SO fucking trashy4 -
I tried to sort out a basic Multi layer neural network last night....by hand, just to prove that I was able to do the math by myself and understand that I have the intuition in control rather than just rely on Tensorflow or Pytorch to do shit for me.
I stayed up till 3 in the morning and woke up having nothing but dreams about the endeavor. Shitty part is that i couldn't stop dreaming about partial derivatives and how shit it was that I sucked at them in HS and uni. I get them now, but fuck I just feel that I could have done so much better at uni instead of passing my math classes with 80% to 90% of the grade. I feel as if I was slacking all thanks to being damn near mathematically dyslexic3 -
Trying (for fun) to run a GNUStep Obj C program that calls c headers has proven something to me:
I really do not know what I am doing with makefiles and should probably slowly and respectfully walk away to continue doing what i was doing in c++
Kids, documentation reading is important.
I also do happen to really like objc1 -
I’ve discovered I can almost never do business with friends or become friends with previously non-friend clients. It becomes too often an excuse not to pay me for my work.3
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So guys at the moment Im working at a medical company as a business temp but I really like it here. At the moment they know me as the tech guy. I want to be the official systems administrator here but don't know how to go about doing that.
I have a strong Linux background but everyone here uses windows.
I think that they need a server but I don't think I can just go up to my boss and say "hey, I know I'm not certified yet but hows about you give me money so I can set up a server for you?"
I need advice.5 -
Oh god why... Why is it that every time I work with software defined radios, I keep on having to rely on not just incomplete, but at times misleading documentation 😩
Last time was GNU radio, with the doc telling me that I could define an input for a processing block using either a type or a (type, size) tupple, only for the actual code to scream at me in confusion upon my passing a tupple.
Now is that other SDR's SDK, which, as if being built upon eclipse wasn't bad enough, managed to make its serial communications confusing. Why can't you just let me set a callback to rx interrupts, you daft punks...1 -
I posted a rant a while back about a contract I was working that was making me particularly unhappy.
I didn't notice at the time but my studies had taken a turn for the worse, my concentration had begun to wane and I started struggling to finish work.
I was miserable and the client had figured and pulled me up on it, I turned the working relationship around and the client was happy.
That was two weeks ago, Monday I was called into a room with the managers, manager straight to the point "contract is being cut short" (I was contracted to the end of the year but was seriously considering handing my notice in that day anyway).
They made the decision for me, awesome!
Also I was given the two weeks notice as paid but asked not to come to the office again and had to hand in all my equipment that day.
Could I have been that much of an arsehole to deal with that they thought it would be better for all concerned that I have no further dealing with any of them?
Talking to teammates it does appear that I was getting special treatment from management, I think if it is me I need to address this before moving on to the next contract so I don't get myself in the same predicament.
Although two weeks paid leave was a quite nice bonus 👍 -
Forget about this: https://devrant.com/rants/2136329/...
Now I Whatsapp myself with the files I want because apparently, I'm too lazy to connect the phone to my laptop :\5 -
Me: *Building my own CSS and JS framework for static websites and testing it as i go while building my work site*
Inner me: Stop remaking the wheel, use MDL!
Me: *Starts sweating furiously*
Why must JS and CSS be so bloody horrible to build with from scratch, should I just use MDL and extend it with some custom classes or keep powering forward?6 -
I have job interview next week! Do you have any advice that can help me? :) (position: FrontEnd Dev)9
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Oh shit! My previous rant is super stupid! Fuck me.
Its almost like:
isalpha (value);
And asking why are you putting the value if you already know. 😐 Now I understood it's General way of showing things. Noob issues! 😬
Now I understood how people overreact just because they didn't think for a second.
Stupid me. 🙈 -
From time to time our internet slows down to 10kbit and latency goes over 1000ms or just cuts out completely and everyone starts screaming at me to fix it, what am I?! The fucking ISP's tech. support?!!! When it goes down it goes down, I can't do anything about it, I keep reminding everyone to keep a copy of their stuff on the NAS so they have access to it when this happens, no one ever listens to me! The only person that uses the NAS is me...
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I FIGURED IT OUT! PAYPAL EXPRESS CHECKOUT NOW RESIDES UNDER BY REIGN. HAIL ME I'M A FUCKING GENIUS FUCK YE I LOVE PAYPAL HELL THE FUCK YEAH! fuck carrots though
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So I'm visiting my dad, he was a Novell engineer, now works on my grandpa's junkyard, and He wants to me develop a system to handle inventory and stuff, but he asks me to broom and fix CCTV cameras, and then has me doing nothing, so I'm thinking of saying
I'M A PROGRAMMER, A DAMN GOOD ONE, THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING
Thank you devrant btw for providing a nice shelter for my anger and boredom2 -
Was recruited to build a text-based course where I get a nice bonus if I finish the course early. Now I know how they are always able to save themselves from giving that out. There's so much fucking red tape for each literal sentence I write! I have MULTIPLE reviewers, commenting, editing, and "suggesting" EVERYTHING I write.
News flash: this course is derived from a different video-based course that has sold hundreds of copies on other platforms, so I must be doing something right.
Just let me write the whole course and we edit it in the end!!! This treadmill is going to triple or quadruple the time until publishing...
I feel like I'm trapped in the movie office space: "every day I have 5 different bosses come and tell me the same thing"
Won't be working with this platform again. -
triggers {
cron('H */1 * * 1-5') // 23 every working day
}
I hate when comments are not updated along with code.
Even more when git blame points at me xD1 -
In my company there is a weekly employee benefit that each employee can get. The advantage is not carry over to next week if you don't take it the current week.
There is a junior in my department who is not taking a weekly benefit. I am sure he know about the weekly benefit because I have explain it to him before.
I said to him if he is not taking his portion of weekly benefit , can I take his instead? I explicitly said it to him that he can said "No" if he wanted and he don't need to consider the junior-senior relationship since I was mentoring him.
He said "I can take his portion if I want".
I know I got his permission but he is a quiet and reserved person (nothing wrong with it) , I am a reserved person myself.
I have to initiate a conversation and give him a chance to speak up like "What do you think about ... ? " , "X,do you think it is a good idea to ..." ,
My question is that does my junior give his permission to take him weekly benefit because he is a reserved person and doesn't like to tell "No".
What do you guy think?18 -
Not a big fan of iPhone’s touch points. They don’t feel intuitive at all to me. Maybe it’s my 8 years of Android experience talking.1
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I have 3 goals this year.
Move out
Maintain at least 1 new long term friendship
Be more responsible
I have way more smaller things I want to do but these are the end goals. Each entail their own struggles but I know I can do it.
Keep me responsible fam -
Me to my code:
"""
Baby can I run you tonight?;
And maybe if told you the right words;
Wooo at the right place;
We'll debug... X2;
""" -
Me: preparing to go to sleep.
Github: you’re now able to use code spaces beta.
Me: fuck sleep for a while and let’s give it a try
Anyone is using it ?6 -
Anyone who's a developer at any open source software? Please ping me I would love to contribute on issues with your guidance.7
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PLEASE. Help me to find a good name for my function.
My function returns json or XML based on the accept header parameter.
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔10 -
What fresh hell is this ??????
I lost my earbuds TWICE within 2 weeks !!!!
I swear I had em last night when I put em in pouch , and now I see only 1 earbud.
|-_-|-_-| FUCK MY LIFE |-_-|-_-|
Rent me an earbud or kill me, PLEASE
It saddens me to think I'll not fulfill my endorphins quota today :(
The only enjoyment I have in my life is gymming to heavy bass, the endorphins keep me alive, everything else in life is shit right now : unhappy job, stress from GRE prep, no gf, staying away from family1 -
!rant
how come I can't ++ my own rant or comment
Like I'm sick of people telling me I can't like myself.
I can fucking like myself if I want to.
It's my body my life.
We live in the age of self love and all that other shit.
Let me ++ myself.
Oh wait I figured it out.
++ing yourself might lead to spam rants where people post a hundred rants and ++ themselves for points.
I propose that ++ing ourselves become legal but it doesn't effect our total ++ rank9 -
What is the best way to write an 'About Me' page on your website that doesn't nake you sound arrogant, but doesnt sell you short either?3
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Gonna be applying for college. Gonna major in programming.. I've always read the horror stories.. I hope my teachers arent retarded and dont make me use shit software..
Any advice?..3 -
uPlay is ramming me down the throat harder than what should be legal, I can barely breathe.
I'm trying to install Far Cry 5, I preordered it. But.. download is stuck on fucking 0B. That being 0 bytes.
I tried disabling all firewall/antivirus, clean Windows boot, restart, reinstall launcher, slam the table, like everything.
Why isn't the shit fucking doing its job? Anyone who got ideas for what I could try next?
I'm not gonna send a message to their support, I'd rather have sex with a hedgehog, where I'm the one being penetrated. Fuck me.6 -
Currently on a project to use AI as music recommending model, an interactive AI model generator and researching on Distributed Systems altogether in three different teams for each thing...
Seems I'm the dirty fish of their team.. 😖
Fucking wasting the time all along the day...
Like Why the Fuck am I degrading my own potential, quality and what not...
Oh god Fucking pick me to the hell NOWWW -
It took me 48 hours ( not continuously) to fix a bug by going through a cluster fuck code of multiple modules. Tracing the error through 5 or 6 layers. And u dont get error logs right away. You need to recreate that error and see the logs on a kubernetes pod. Just to find out the bug was a duplicate.
Yes jokes are on me. I fucked up by not checking for duplicate. I steered right away on that shit dipped bug like a hungry/zombie hound. Fuck me. -
Today I found this 😂😂
https://youtu.be/NATZy-ZqD7A
(I mean: YouTube found me after my previous rant: https://devrant.com/rants/2215801/...)1 -
A foolish choice
I have 2 partitions in one HDD that both have windows installed (dual booted), one for me and my younger brother. Earlier, I tried to rename his Windows folder (the one on the root) and I thought it will remove the dual boot and go straight to my OS.
But to my surprise, I can't boot to my OS either. Where did I go wrong? HELP!5 -
Past me is such a dick:
"Note to future self: this is a dirty hack taken straight from the ONLY StackedOverflow result. Didn't understand it then... "2 -
Client: On the website, the thing won't open when I click on it.
Me: Oh right, what browser are you using?
Client: The one you sent me.
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Since the 3rd day, I have been telling y'all but none of you listened to me.
I kept repeating that I am the dumbest person I know. Why didn't you believe me when I said it?
Remember, Booking feedback? They sent me another official rejection with additional feedback. Mind blown.
That feedback really helped me understand what was going wrong. And now today in an interview, I was asked a question and the interviewer said, "I am looking for a specific details like xyz for why you should be a Sr PM".
That's when it clicked me, that I have done stuff and I know things. It's just that I didn't understand the question and wasn't able to articulate and communicate well.
My dumbass just needs constant feedback to learn. How much I love feedback more than ever.
The feedback cycle is interesting too. When I was new, I hated it. Then started to realise the value of it.
Then it did felt bad in the very instance whenever I got one, but quickly I used to incorporate the changes.
And now, I am crave and desperately seek feedback. It only helps me improve.
Funnily, everyone gave inputs when I didn't want it. And now when I am hunting for it, no one is giving inputs. This is how life is.
Nonetheless, I am pretty impressed with Booking. Good people, nice vibes, and kickass culture for sure.4 -
Is it just me... Or is there like two different scrolling behaviours in the app on android? When I've for the blue theme with white text it seems really gittery when I'm first scrolling down rant comments or the main rants feed.. Then about halfway down it goes much smoother... No idea why...
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Agh just started programming and having a tough time right now and have a final tomorrow =( anyone want to help me with some java problems =)? It would greatly be appreciated <3 They are pretty basic but I'm a rookie1
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Writing my 2. exam tomorrow (1. one just slightly missed minimum of points)
in Algorithms and Data Structures... really want to succeed!
cuddling with my cat to reduce stress😌
wish me luck😅😓1 -
I have been trying to figure out how this works for about a month now..
I tried asking everyone everywhere..also stackoverflow..now you guys are my last resort..can someone please help me decipher how is the following thing done?
https://bombayshirts.com/custom/...#2 -
Alternative for Control board (Display)???
So I took out the monitor of my old laptop ,and I'm planning on using it as my new secondary monitor. BTW I'm from Nepal, and it is not possible to find any control board available in market for the spare LCD.
So could anyone suggests me with an alternative for the control board for my spare monitor?
Thanks in advance.2 -
Client: I need to organize this data in my database, just let me create any folder, and folders inside folders. I mean, it is a database so you can create folders right?
Me: I'll see what I can do
Inner me: NO, F U, that's not easy, that's not how databases work, WTH is wrong with you4 -
i think you all know about YouTube and its super power "Recommended for You"... like when some stupid friend sends you a my little pony video and you just can't get rid of it... Well just a few minutes ago this friend of mine sent me some weird japanese video s**t with battleships and flying girls shooting at each other enjoying it...
Please send a prayer or two for me I'm going to need it2 -
can anyone guide me on developing ecommerce site? I m confused which part should be developed first?5
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Find Cornrows and Micro Braids Near You at Omega African Hair Braiding
When you're searching for "cornrows near me" or "micro braids near me," you want to find a salon that offers high-quality service, skilled stylists, and a welcoming environment. At Omega African Hair Braiding, located at 5221 Equipment Dr, Charlotte, NC 28262, we specialize in creating beautiful, long-lasting cornrows and micro braids for all hair types. Our experienced team is committed to helping you achieve the hairstyle you desire, while ensuring the health and beauty of your natural hair.
Why Choose Omega African Hair Braiding for Cornrows and Micro Braids?
Finding a braiding salon near me that offers both quality and convenience can be a challenge. At Omega African Hair Braiding, we pride ourselves on offering exceptional service in a comfortable, friendly atmosphere. Here’s why we should be your first choice for cornrows and micro braids:
Expert Braiders: Our stylists are experts in braiding, particularly when it comes to cornrows and micro braids. Whether you're looking for simple, traditional cornrows or intricate, detailed designs, we have the skill and creativity to bring your vision to life. Micro braids, in particular, require a precise touch, and our team excels in delivering flawless results.
Protective and Stylish Styles: Cornrows and micro braids are not only stylish but also protective. These hairstyles minimize damage to your natural hair by reducing the need for heat styling and offering a long-lasting, low-maintenance option. Whether you want to wear your hair for a few weeks or several months, both styles help protect your hair while allowing it to grow and thrive.
High-Quality Hair Products: We use premium products to ensure that your cornrows and micro braids not only look amazing but also stay in place for a long time. Our products are chosen to promote healthy hair and scalp care, so you can enjoy beautiful braids without worrying about damage or discomfort.
Convenient Location: Searching for "cornrows near me" or "micro braids near me" becomes much easier when you know exactly where to go! Omega African Hair Braiding is conveniently located at 5221 Equipment Dr, Charlotte, NC 28262, making it easy for clients in the Charlotte area to stop by for their braiding needs. Whether you're in need of a quick touch-up or a full braid installation, we’re just a short drive away.
Affordable and Transparent Pricing: We believe everyone deserves beautiful, quality braids at an affordable price. Our pricing is competitive and transparent, ensuring that you receive the best value for your money. Whether you're getting micro braids or cornrows, you can trust that our services are priced to fit your budget.
Our Braiding Services: Cornrows and Micro Braids
At Omega African Hair Braiding, we offer a wide variety of braiding styles, but two of our specialties are cornrows and micro braids. Here’s a closer look at these two popular styles:
Cornrows
Cornrows are a classic, timeless hairstyle that has been a staple of African hair culture for centuries. Whether you prefer simple, straight-back cornrows or intricate designs, we can create the perfect look for you. Some benefits of cornrows include:
Low-Maintenance: Once installed, cornrows are relatively easy to maintain, making them a convenient option for those with busy lifestyles.
Versatility: You can wear cornrows in various ways, from basic straight-back styles to more elaborate designs with curves and patterns.
Protective: Cornrows protect your natural hair by keeping it tucked away and reducing the need for daily styling or heat usage.
Whether you’re looking for a professional look or a more fun and creative design, we have a variety of options to choose from for your cornrows.
Micro Braids
Micro braids are ultra-fine braids that are braided close to the scalp. They create a stunning, detailed appearance and are perfect for those who want a long-lasting style with a natural look. Here’s why micro braids are such a great option:
Natural and Elegant: Micro braids mimic the appearance of natural, flowing hair. When done correctly, they blend seamlessly with your natural hair, giving you a sleek and elegant look.
Long-Lasting: Micro braids are known for their longevity, lasting anywhere from 6 to 8 weeks when properly maintained.
Protective Style: Like cornrows, micro braids help protect your natural hair by minimizing exposure to heat and environmental damage. This style is ideal for those looking to grow out their hair or protect it while still enjoying a beautiful, long-lasting style.
Micro braids require a bit more time and patience to install, but the results are worth it. The finer braids offer a smooth, delicate look, and they give you plenty of styling versatility.
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Bright Star Premier Cleaning: Your Trusted Cleaning Service in New York City
At Bright Star Premier Cleaning, we provide top-quality cleaning services for both residential and commercial spaces across New York City. Whether you're looking for deep cleaning near me, window cleaning near me, or office cleaning near me, our professional team is here to meet your needs with attention to detail and dedication to customer satisfaction. We also specialize in eco-friendly cleaning near me, ensuring that your space is not only clean but safe for the environment as well.
Deep Cleaning Near Me: Revitalize Your Home or Office
A deep clean goes beyond the usual cleaning routine by targeting hard-to-reach areas and thoroughly disinfecting your space. At Bright Star Premier Cleaning, we offer comprehensive deep cleaning near me to ensure that your home or office is spotless from top to bottom.
Our deep cleaning services include:
Cleaning under furniture and hard-to-reach areas
Detailing bathrooms and kitchens, including grout and tile cleaning
Dusting and wiping down all surfaces, from baseboards to light fixtures
Vacuuming and washing floors, including carpets, hardwood, and tile
Whether it's a seasonal refresh or a post-event cleanup, our deep cleaning near me service ensures your space is sanitized and fresh, giving you peace of mind.
Window Cleaning Near Me: Let the Sunshine In
Clean windows are essential for maintaining a bright and welcoming atmosphere. Our window cleaning near me service is designed to give your windows a streak-free, sparkling finish. Whether it's a residential or commercial property, we provide professional window cleaning services that enhance the beauty of your space and let in more natural light.
Our window cleaning services include:
Interior and exterior window cleaning for a crystal-clear view
Screen cleaning to remove dirt and debris
Hard water stain removal to restore the shine
Window sill and frame cleaning for a polished look
With Bright Star Premier Cleaning, your windows will look as good as new, creating a brighter and more welcoming atmosphere in your home or office.
House Cleaning Near Me: Keep Your Home Fresh and Tidy
Maintaining a clean home can be challenging, especially with a busy schedule. That's where we come in! Our house cleaning near me services are designed to help you keep your home fresh and inviting without the stress. Whether you need regular cleaning or a one-time deep clean, our team is ready to provide you with the highest standard of service.
Our house cleaning services include:
Routine cleaning to maintain cleanliness and order
Deep cleaning for a thorough, top-to-bottom scrub
Kitchen and bathroom cleaning to sanitize high-touch areas
Vacuuming, dusting, and floor care to keep your home looking polished
We’ll work around your schedule and ensure that your home is spotless, so you can enjoy a clean, healthy living environment.
Office Cleaning Near Me: A Clean Workspace for Productivity
A clean office not only enhances productivity but also leaves a lasting impression on clients and visitors. At Bright Star Premier Cleaning, we specialize in office cleaning near me for businesses in New York City. We understand the importance of a clean, organized workspace and are committed to providing tailored cleaning services to fit your business needs.
Our office cleaning services include:
Routine office cleaning for daily upkeep
Sanitizing desks, phones, and high-touch surfaces to prevent the spread of germs
Vacuuming and floor care, including carpet cleaning and tile maintenance
Trash removal and recycling to maintain a clutter-free office
With our office cleaning near me services, your business can enjoy a clean, professional environment that boosts employee morale and makes a great impression on visitors.
Eco-Friendly Cleaning Near Me: A Green Solution for a Cleaner World
At Bright Star Premier Cleaning, we are committed to using environmentally friendly cleaning products that are both effective and safe for your home, office, and the planet. Our eco-friendly cleaning near me services use non-toxic, biodegradable cleaners that protect the health of your family, employees, and the environment.
Our eco-friendly cleaning services include:
Use of green cleaning products that are safe for children and pets
Sustainable cleaning practices that minimize our environmental footprint
Efficient cleaning methods that reduce waste and water usage
Air quality improvement by using non-toxic cleaning agents
Choosing eco-friendly cleaning near me means you’re not only getting a cleaner space but also contributing to a healthier environment. We strive to make a positive impact on the world while providing the best possible service for our clients.
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Melodious Piano Studio: Affordable Piano Lessons and Private Music Teachers in East Singapore
If you’re looking for affordable piano lessons near me, a private music teacher near me, or piano lessons East Singapore near me, Melodious Piano Studio in Tampines is your trusted choice. Conveniently located at 820 Tampines Street 81, #02-514, Singapore 520820, we offer personalized piano lessons for students of all ages and skill levels. Whether you're a beginner or looking to refine your skills, our affordable and high-quality lessons are designed to help you achieve your musical goals.
Affordable Piano Lessons Near Me – Quality Education at Competitive Prices
At Melodious Piano Studio, we understand that cost is an important factor when choosing piano lessons. That's why we are proud to offer affordable piano lessons near me without compromising on the quality of education. Our lessons are designed to be accessible to students of all ages, whether you're a child, teenager, or adult.
We believe that learning the piano should be an enjoyable and enriching experience, not an expensive one. Our pricing is competitive, ensuring that you get value for money while receiving top-notch piano instruction from experienced and dedicated teachers.
Whether you’re interested in classical piano, pop, or jazz, we cater to a wide range of musical interests, making our affordable piano lessons suitable for anyone looking to start their musical journey.
Private Music Teacher Near Me – Personalized Instruction for Every Student
Looking for a private music teacher near me? At Melodious Piano Studio, we offer private piano lessons that are tailored specifically to your needs and goals. Our private lessons are perfect for those who prefer one-on-one instruction and want a personalized learning experience.
With a private music teacher near me, you’ll receive individual attention, allowing you to progress at your own pace. Whether you're learning to play for fun, preparing for an exam, or aiming to improve specific skills, our instructors work with you to create a lesson plan that aligns with your interests and musical aspirations.
We have highly qualified and experienced piano instructors who specialize in different musical genres, from classical to contemporary music. This personalized approach ensures that you get the most out of each lesson.
Piano Lessons East Singapore Near Me – Convenient and Accessible for All
If you're searching for piano lessons East Singapore near me, Melodious Piano Studio is ideally located to serve students in East Singapore, especially those living in or around Tampines. Our studio offers a convenient location for anyone seeking quality piano instruction in the eastern part of Singapore.
Our piano lessons are designed to accommodate students of all ages and skill levels. Whether you're looking for piano lessons for kids, adult piano lessons, or even advanced piano training, we offer a variety of lesson options to fit your needs. We provide both individual and group classes, giving you the flexibility to choose the learning style that works best for you.
Why Choose Melodious Piano Studio?
Affordable and Quality Lessons: We offer affordable piano lessons near me that provide excellent value for money. Our lessons are designed to be accessible without compromising on the quality of instruction.
Private Music Teachers: Our private music teachers near me offer personalized, one-on-one lessons that are tailored to your goals and musical preferences.
Convenient Location: Located at 820 Tampines Street 81, #02-514, our studio is easily accessible for those seeking piano lessons East Singapore near me. We’re centrally located in the East, making it convenient for students from surrounding neighborhoods.
All Ages and Skill Levels: Whether you’re a child just starting out, a teenager looking to advance, or an adult rediscovering your love for music, we offer piano lessons for all ages and abilities.
Experienced Instructors: Our team of experienced and passionate instructors is committed to providing high-quality piano education. They adapt each lesson to your individual pace, making learning fun and rewarding.
Start Your Piano Journey Today
If you're ready to start your piano learning journey and are looking for affordable piano lessons near me, a private music teacher near me, or piano lessons East Singapore near me, Melodious Piano Studio is the perfect place for you. Our expert teachers and flexible lesson options make learning the piano easy and enjoyable.
Contact us today at +65 9699 3214 to find out more about our lessons or to schedule your first lesson. Join us at Melodious Piano Studio and discover the joy of playing the piano!
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Builders Squad Ltd: Your Local Kitchen Renovation Contractor and Bathroom Remodeler
When it comes to renovating your kitchen or bathroom, finding a trustworthy professional can be challenging. You want a contractor who understands your vision, delivers exceptional results, and works within your budget. That’s where Builders Squad Ltd comes in. As your trusted kitchen renovation contractor around me and bathroom remodeler near me, we are proud to offer expert services to homeowners in Swinton, Manchester, and the surrounding areas.
Why Choose Builders Squad Ltd?
At Builders Squad Ltd, we specialize in creating beautiful, functional spaces that enhance your home’s overall appeal and value. Whether you are looking to refresh your kitchen or completely transform your bathroom, we have the experience, skills, and commitment to excellence to make your renovation project a success. Here’s why we’re the top choice for homeowners looking for a kitchen renovation contractor around me and a bathroom remodeler near me:
1. Expert Kitchen Renovation Contractors Around Me
When it comes to finding a kitchen renovation contractor around me, look no further than Builders Squad Ltd. Our team is highly skilled in designing and renovating kitchens to suit your unique style and needs. Whether you're aiming for a modern, sleek design or a traditional kitchen feel, we work closely with you to create the kitchen of your dreams.
Our kitchen renovation services include:
Custom Design and Layout: We work with you to design a kitchen that makes the most of your space, from layout planning to cabinetry and lighting choices.
Cabinet and Countertop Installation: Our team installs high-quality cabinets and countertops that provide both style and functionality.
Appliance Installation: We ensure all your kitchen appliances, such as dishwashers, ovens, and refrigerators, are expertly installed and properly connected.
Lighting and Flooring: We offer a range of lighting and flooring options to complete your kitchen’s look and make it a space that is as beautiful as it is practical.
Full Renovation Services: Whether you’re updating a few elements or completely remodeling your kitchen, we handle every aspect of the renovation process.
As your kitchen renovation contractor around me, we focus on providing top-notch service, quality materials, and craftsmanship that ensure your kitchen renovation exceeds expectations.
2. Skilled Bathroom Remodelers Near Me
Looking for a bathroom remodeler near me? Builders Squad Ltd has you covered. Our team specializes in transforming bathrooms into relaxing, functional spaces that perfectly reflect your style. Whether you’re updating an old bathroom or undertaking a full remodel, we are your go-to experts in the Manchester area.
Our bathroom remodeling services include:
Complete Bathroom Renovations: From layout changes to installing new fixtures, our team handles every detail of your bathroom transformation.
Shower and Bath Installations: We install everything from luxurious freestanding baths to modern walk-in showers, tailored to your space and needs.
Tiling and Flooring: Whether you prefer sleek porcelain tiles or vibrant mosaics, we ensure a flawless tile and floor installation that elevates the look of your bathroom.
Plumbing and Electrical Services: Our expert plumbers and electricians ensure your bathroom systems are safe and up to code.
Smart Storage Solutions: We help maximize your bathroom’s space with custom storage options, ensuring your space is both organized and efficient.
As your bathroom remodeler near me, Builders Squad Ltd is dedicated to turning your bathroom into a luxurious and practical space that fits your lifestyle.
3. Reliable and Experienced Professionals
With years of experience in the home renovation industry, Builders Squad Ltd is your trusted partner for any kitchen or bathroom remodeling project. Our team is skilled in all aspects of home renovation, from plumbing and electrical work to design and installation. We are committed to providing quality craftsmanship and outstanding service, ensuring every project is completed on time and within budget.
4. Affordable Pricing with No Hidden Costs
We understand that renovating your kitchen or bathroom is a significant investment. That’s why we offer transparent pricing with no hidden fees. Our detailed quotes outline the costs of the entire project, giving you peace of mind throughout the renovation process. We work hard to provide competitive rates while ensuring that our work is of the highest quality.
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Discover Better Days Restaurant and Bar: Your Go-To Restaurant Near Me in Jersey City
If you’re searching for a top-notch restaurant near me in Jersey City, look no further than Better Days Restaurant and Bar. Located at 143 Newark Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07302, we offer an exceptional dining experience that blends great food, a vibrant atmosphere, and friendly service. Whether you’re a local or just visiting, Better Days is the perfect place to unwind, enjoy delicious meals, and experience Jersey City's growing culinary scene.
Why Choose Better Days Restaurant and Bar?
At Better Days, we believe that every dining experience should feel special. Whether you're grabbing a casual bite with friends, celebrating a milestone, or enjoying a romantic night out, our restaurant offers a variety of dishes and drinks that cater to all tastes and preferences. Here’s why we should be at the top of your list when looking for a restaurant near me in Jersey City:
1. A Diverse Menu for Every Palate
We pride ourselves on our diverse menu, which features an array of flavorful dishes inspired by both classic and contemporary cuisine. From mouth-watering appetizers to hearty entrees and decadent desserts, our menu is designed to please everyone. We also offer vegan, vegetarian, and gluten-free options, ensuring that there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
2. Exceptional Cocktails & Drinks
As a restaurant and bar, we know the importance of having the perfect drink to complement your meal. Our expertly crafted cocktails, extensive wine list, and selection of craft beers are the perfect pairing for any dish. Whether you’re in the mood for a signature cocktail, a glass of fine wine, or a refreshing beer, we’ve got you covered.
3. A Cozy, Inviting Atmosphere
Located in the heart of Jersey City, Better Days Restaurant and Bar offers a welcoming and cozy atmosphere where you can relax and enjoy great company. Whether you're enjoying a night out with friends, a date, or simply grabbing a bite, the vibe at Better Days is always warm and inviting.
4. Friendly Service
At Better Days, we believe that great food is only half the experience. Our team of friendly and attentive staff is dedicated to providing excellent service that will make you feel right at home. From the moment you walk through the door until the time you leave, we strive to ensure that your visit is memorable and enjoyable.
5. Convenient Location in Jersey City
If you’ve been Googling “restaurant near me” in Jersey City, Better Days is centrally located and easy to find. Just head to 143 Newark Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07302, and you'll find a cozy spot to enjoy amazing food and drinks. Whether you’re a Jersey City local or visiting from out of town, we’re conveniently situated for a quick stop or a leisurely meal.
A Place for Every Occasion
Better Days Restaurant and Bar isn’t just a place for great food—it’s also a great spot for hosting events, gatherings, and celebrations. Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, or a corporate event, we offer a variety of packages and options to ensure your event is a hit. With our inviting space, delicious menu, and full bar, Better Days is the perfect venue for any special occasion.
Visit Us Today!
When you're looking for a restaurant near me in Jersey City, Better Days Restaurant and Bar is the place to be. With delicious food, an inviting atmosphere, and exceptional service, we’re committed to giving you the best dining experience possible.
Stop by Better Days Restaurant and Bar at 143 Newark Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07302, or give us a call at +1 201-905-8991 to make a reservation or inquire about our menu. We look forward to serving you soon!
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Transform Your Home with Mark Brightman Handyman Services: Lighting Installation, Pet Doors, and More
When you're in need of a reliable handyman near me, Mark Brightman Handyman Services is here to help. Serving the Beaverton, OR area, we specialize in a wide range of home improvement services, from lighting installation near me to pet door installation near me, and much more. Our team of skilled professionals is dedicated to making your home safer, more comfortable, and more efficient with expert installations, repairs, and renovations.
Located at 1856 NE 101st Ave #102, Beaverton, OR 97006, Mark Brightman Handyman Services is your go-to source for all things home improvement in Beaverton and the greater Portland area. Let’s take a closer look at how our services can improve your home and life.
Lighting Installation Near Me – Brighten Your Home with Expert Lighting Solutions
Whether you need new lights for your kitchen, living room, outdoor space, or bathroom, lighting installation near me is a service we specialize in. Proper lighting not only enhances the aesthetics of your home but also adds safety and functionality to your living spaces. At Mark Brightman Handyman Services, we offer expert lighting installation near me that suits your style and needs.
Our lighting installation near me services include:
Indoor Lighting: From recessed lights to pendant lighting, we help you choose and install the right lights for every room in your home.
Outdoor Lighting: Increase security and create ambiance with outdoor lighting for pathways, porches, gardens, and more.
Ceiling Fans with Lighting: Looking for both cooling and lighting? We can install ceiling fans that also feature built-in lights, perfect for saving space while adding comfort and illumination.
Custom Lighting Solutions: We can design custom lighting setups for home theaters, accent lighting, or task lighting tailored to your needs.
No matter what type of lighting you need, Mark Brightman Handyman Services provides professional lighting installation near me that enhances the beauty and functionality of your home.
Pet Door Installation Near Me – Let Your Pets Roam Freely
For pet owners, installing a pet door installation near me is a simple yet effective way to give your furry friends the freedom to come and go as they please. Whether you have a dog, cat, or both, a pet door can provide them with easy access to the yard, patio, or garden, all while maintaining the security and privacy of your home.
At Mark Brightman Handyman Services, we specialize in installing a variety of pet doors to suit different needs and budgets. Our pet door installation near me services include:
Dog and Cat Doors: We offer pet doors that can be installed in walls, doors, or windows, designed for both dogs and cats. From small to large breeds, we ensure the pet door is the perfect size.
Electronic Pet Doors: For added security, we can install electronic pet doors that open only when activated by a collar sensor, keeping unwanted animals from entering.
Security and Weatherproofing: Our pet doors are designed to be secure, weatherproof, and energy-efficient, helping you maintain comfort and safety in your home.
Custom Pet Doors: Need a unique installation? We can customize a pet door to fit specific areas or particular needs, including sliding doors or garage entries.
By choosing Mark Brightman Handyman Services for your pet door installation near me, you’re ensuring a high-quality installation that keeps both your pets and home secure.
Reliable Handyman Near Me – Your Trusted Expert for All Home Repairs and Improvements
When you search for a reliable handyman near me, you want a professional who can handle everything from small repairs to major installations. Mark Brightman Handyman Services is your trusted partner for all your home improvement needs. We take pride in delivering expert services with a focus on quality, customer satisfaction, and convenience.
As a reliable handyman near me, we offer:
General Home Repairs: Whether it's fixing leaky faucets, repairing drywall, or replacing worn-out hardware, we provide dependable repairs to keep your home in top condition.
Remodeling and Renovations: From kitchen and bathroom remodels to custom built-ins and room additions, our team has the expertise to transform any part of your home.
Maintenance Services: We offer routine maintenance to help prevent costly repairs down the road, including gutter cleaning, HVAC maintenance, and more.
Specialty Installations: In addition to lighting and pet doors, we can handle everything from TV wall mounting and furniture assembly to ceiling fan installations and door repairs.
At Mark Brightman Handyman Services, we are a reliable handyman near me who brings professionalism, attention to detail, and a strong work ethic to every job, no matter how big or small.
Why Choose Mark Brightman Handyman Services?
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OURO: Your Trusted Bridal and Engagement Photographers Near You in Christchurch
At OURO, we specialize in capturing the most precious moments of your love story. Whether you’re preparing for your big day or celebrating your engagement, we offer exceptional bridal photographers near me and engagement photographers near me services, based right here in Christchurch, New Zealand. Our professional team is dedicated to preserving the memories of your wedding and engagement through beautiful photography that reflects the unique connection you share with your partner.
As your local bridal photographers near me and engagement photographers near me, we understand the importance of capturing these special moments in a way that is both artistic and timeless. Let us help you tell your story through stunning imagery that you will cherish for years to come.
Why Choose OURO for Your Bridal and Engagement Photography?
When searching for bridal photographers near me and engagement photographers near me, you want a team that not only has the technical expertise but also understands your personal style and vision. At OURO, we offer personalized services designed to make your bridal and engagement photography experience seamless, enjoyable, and unforgettable.
Here’s why couples in Christchurch and beyond trust us with their most important milestones:
Local Expertise: As bridal photographers near me and engagement photographers near me in Christchurch, we are familiar with the best local venues and picturesque backdrops. We know the hidden gems and scenic spots that will make your photos even more magical.
Personalized Approach: Every couple has a unique love story. We take the time to get to know you, ensuring that your bridal and engagement photography captures your personality and the essence of your relationship.
Professional Quality: We use the latest equipment and techniques to create high-quality, stunning photographs. Whether it’s a beautifully posed bridal portrait or a candid engagement shot, we ensure every image is nothing short of perfection.
Our Services
Bridal Photographers Near Me:
Your wedding day is a once-in-a-lifetime event, and your bridal photos should reflect the beauty and excitement of the moment. As bridal photographers near me, we work closely with you to capture your bridal portrait session, highlighting every detail of your dress, makeup, and the emotions of the day.
We believe that bridal photography is more than just about posing—it's about capturing the joy, love, and anticipation leading up to the big day. Whether you're looking for classic, romantic shots or a more creative, modern approach, we’ll ensure that your bridal photos reflect your unique vision.
Our team is skilled at making you feel comfortable and confident in front of the camera, helping you shine on your special day.
Engagement Photographers Near Me:
Your engagement is a time to celebrate your love and commitment, and your engagement photos should capture this exciting chapter of your journey together. As engagement photographers near me, we specialize in creating beautiful, intimate engagement sessions that reflect the chemistry and connection you share with your partner.
Whether you envision a romantic photoshoot in a scenic outdoor location or a cozy, intimate session in a meaningful place, we will tailor the session to reflect your personality and style.
Engagement photos are a great way to commemorate this special time and can also be used for save-the-dates, invitations, or displayed at your wedding. Our goal is to create lasting memories that you can cherish for years to come.
Why OURO is the Right Choice for Bridal and Engagement Photography
Experience and Passion: We are passionate about capturing love in its many forms. Our team of bridal photographers near me and engagement photographers near me brings years of experience to each session, ensuring we capture the most beautiful moments that tell your unique story.
Creative and Timeless Photos: We combine creativity with a timeless approach to ensure that your bridal and engagement photos are something you’ll treasure forever. From candid moments to perfectly posed portraits, we create a balance of images that capture the essence of your love.
Stress-Free Experience: Our goal is to make your photography experience as enjoyable and stress-free as possible. We help you feel at ease in front of the camera, so you can truly enjoy the moment.
Attention to Detail: We focus on the small details that make your day even more special. Whether it's the flowers in your bridal bouquet or the way you look at each other during your engagement shoot, we capture it all with care and attention.
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I can design basic sites for desktop screens but I have problem making them work for mobile. I don't know the right approach. Should I add a bunch of @media queries? Or should I use relative measures like em? It's so confusing.
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