trying to add a feature and then finding out that for some reason it overloads everything, so i try to fix it only to find out everything is broken and i can find the source of the problem, so i delete all of the code and start all over again

That moment when your CTO move to sells 🤔

Agree or !Agree?

Friend: You seem so happy recently, is your startup finally profitable?
Me: Naaah, I simply started drinking on weekdays...

I miss my old ZenBook with Linux 😔

I mean, the MacBook is great, but it feels like I left my old simple gf who loved me for a Hollywood sexy bitch who doesn't give a fuck

"Join GitHub"
"I'm not gonna join some sketchy, off brand porn site" - friend

Coming from C# background, I don't think I will ever be able to consider Java code beautiful 🙄🙄

This is what I've been up to in my free lesson @ school yesterday ^^

Pomodorooo

Every new product these days has the tag line "powered by AI"

FUCK OFF

No it isn't.

A mass of "if" statements isn't AI!

- Getting paid to learn
- Testing new stuff everyday

Omg so scary T_T
And absolutely not fake af, nonono~

I have just solved a problem that had already several days ago: to apply the elimination of a specific color in a photography of animal fabrics.

Thank you SimpleCV <3

My school blocks all social media websites, so i made a small social media site with chat and going to run it localy on my laptop and they cant block it :D

Boss: “Do you think you can work on Saturday? We really need the help.”

Me: “Yes, of course.”

Boss: “Great, thank you.”

Me: “I’ll probably be late, though, as public transport is slow on the weekends.”

Boss: “Okay, when do you think you will be at the office?”

Me: “Monday”.

Me: so, ifconfig, what is my gateway?

ifconfig: [ip address]

Me: nmap, what is this IP address?

nmap: it's a network switch with an open telnet port.

Me: what happens if I connect to it?

switch: WHAT IS THE PASSWORD?!?!

Me: is it blank?

switch: correct. what do you want to do?

Me: can I look at all the IP and MAC addresses on the network?

switch: WHAT IS THE ADMIN PASSWORD?!?!

Me: is it... admin?

switch: correct. Here's everyone that's connected to the network: [400+ IPs and MACs]

Me: ok python, would you filter through these and tell me what manufacturer each one belongs to?

python: sure.
[~50 manufacturer lookups later]
python: there's a bunch of apple product, a bunch of miscellaneous laptop and printer manufacturers, and some raspberry pis.

Me: raspberry pis?

python: yep. about 20 of them.

Me: What happens if I connect to one?

rpi: WHAT IS THE PASSWORD?!?!

Me: raspberry?

rpi: correct. what do you want to do?

Me: can I make you do my bidding in the background when you aren't being used?

rpi: sure, sounds fine.

I love ignorant sysadmins.

The only truth!

That's so true

After a long time in .NET and JavaScript, I have returned to Java today. I was quite happy about it for a few minutes!

Uhh.. okay then.

Where are you DenverCoder9???

My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

Thats my kind of teamwork