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Joined devRant on 10/13/2016

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Programmer was smoking...

lady nearby: "can't you see the warning smoking is injurious to your life!"

Programmer: "we are not worried about warnings only about Errors"

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Every IT Helpdesk call summed up in one Star Trek scene:

https://youtube.com/watch/...

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Been there.

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A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

joke/meme git

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How??

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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer ... oh wait, he does.

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Critical issue

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That feeling when you know something important is in your clipboard that was copied an hour ago.

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Sometimes when I meet new people and they ask "What is your job?" I want to answer "I'm a plumber" 😄

Because I'm so sick of reinstalling Windows on people's laptop's and other shit like that 😔

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Be cool.

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What u think?

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What i think 😂😂

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Never look at your computer when it's compiling, it can sense you and it becomes more prone to errors.

#CompilerConspiracy

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I love it when adding a breakpoint fixes the bug...

I have no clue what is happening...

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Who wants one?

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One of the many joys in a programmers life

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When you go to paste a piece of code with CTRL+V and accidentally press CTRL+C instead so you have to go back and re-copy it.

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well, sorry Dave

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And that was enough encouragement

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My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

joke/meme joke

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When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

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Most helpful error log ever...

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I just gave a successful demo to the CEO and CTO of a company I'm doing some contract work for. The questions they were asking led to me going off script, luckily it all worked!

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Ahh tough decision 🤔😂

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Just saw an ad:

"I learned to code in 2 months thanks to X School and now I'm working at Google!"

Seems like now is the right time to dump your Google stocks.

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