Does anyone have a solid (or at least working) solution to voice programming/voice control? Trying to find something before my tired/sore arms/hands problem evolves to something more serious... Also, if anyone has gone through something similar, feel free to share you story

The Manager cracks a joke. Everyone in the team laughs except one guy..

Manager asks him- Didn't you understand my Joke????

The guy replies - I resigned yesterday
😝😁😁

Converting an int to a string for use in a switch statement... And nothing else.

Who the HELL wrote this crap?!

A day in the life of the tech support guy on the other side of the phone .. 😔

Seriously, why are so many companies caught up with if there developers working from home or not? Maybe it's where I'm at, but my last boss said ...

" I know you don't have any problem making deadlines and your a good worker, but you still need to come to the office in order to have face to face interaction."

Me: "This is the first face to face conversation I've had with someone in over a week."

Boss: (shrugs)"our goal is to build an office friendly environment where people will enjoy coming into the office"

Me: in my head "your an idiot"... Out loud "Ok"
...

In reality my custom built machine is better than yours, and I'm more productive in my Sealy Posturpedic chair and pajamas than your wack office chair with you popping your head out of your office every couple hours to "manage" me when you haven't written code in years and i have to teach you things that you bring to your boss to make yourself look smart.

11 months to develop our own game engine and a game using it, tools etc with almost any knowledge about c++, 4 programers and 3 artists. I've been working from 8am to 23pm, 7 days a weeek for 10 months + lots of days without sleep more than 3h because we had milestones. Hardest shit I have done ever. Here's the result, all images are in game https://m.youtube.com/watch/...

http://jpg.rcg-dev.com/

I was given a week and a half to build this, in December last year - it had to be finished before I flew to America for a month. I did it with 2 days to spare.

The project manager is still coming back with amendments and changes - 6 months on.

It's still not live.

Am I the only one who figures out solutions to complex issues only when peeing, bathing or taking a dump? 😂

Aaaaaaand one of the top comments is, "They stole Middle-out compression from Pied Piper too." 😂😂

When you first start learing development patterns on Java

just spent 2-3 hours trying to make a slideshow responsive for mobiles.

position().left returned an incorrect value breaking the whole thing. then jquery animations slowly produced a one pixel discrepancy when everything is animating based on the container width. breaking the whole thing.

Only solution has been to pretend all is fine.

things that make you want to smash something.

Accidentally moving readme and pushing..

How did you hear about devRant?

programmers keyboard! I stopped saving my code often after this incident 😂

"One man’s crappy software is another man’s full time job."
- Jessica Gaston

programmer's keybord.

When you start an informatics course and your first task is to create a virtual machine. With Ubuntu.