My program before presentation: *runs perfectly without bugs*

My program during presentation:

Fuck Uber!

I requested an Uber to take me Chicago Midway Airport.

They driver takes me to a different airport over an hour away! I nearly missed my flight because he didn't follow directions. To add insult to a shitty situation he charged me an extra $40 for his mistake.

This morning I requested a refund and noted the driver took a long route. They had the nerve to reply and blame it on me! Claiming the drop-off location was not the location original specified. Mother fuckers I have a screen shot!

I am astounded that they would stoop to such low levels as to shift the blame to me. I suppose they were betting I didn't have a screen shot.

Well, time to try lift!

I never believed in such posts until I saw this today.....

*Double face palm*

Array Indexing

This stackoverflow answer
😂😂😂

"If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution." - Robert Sewell

Debugging JS sometimes is like

Here we go

Well yeah. He is right!

Hotdog or Not Hotdog

Happy 17th of may from London

When someone uses a *switch* statement with only 2 cases

!rant

Teach Yourself How to Write Code in 3 seconds.

C o d e

There you go.

The biggest coding distraction is sitting in front of a computer with internet access, let's be honest here.

I am at a loss for words. This JavaScript powers the login of a company's intranet

Someone is testing in production :D

Small design flaw maybe...

Advice :
If ur family make your feel bad, it's time to leave

Yeah....
CSS

Hello DevRant,
I need your help
I'm currently studying Game design and development first year in The Netherlands and I love programming but I hate designing. I was thinking about changing the course to something like Ethical Hacking or Computer science. The reason why I want to do this is that they teach us openfl until second year and I feel like I learn nothing until now.
Do you think would be better to change the course or to stay but start programming in something else? And what programming language would you recommend?
P.s. I also want to apply for a part time job/summer school to gain experience but I had no luck at all.
P.s.s. You are the best community for me!
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Microsoft Edge.........Really?@DolbyAudio. I love Mozilla Firefox as it is not interested in this Edge browser.

Php...

I don't want to suggest that women are worse programmers but Karlie Kloss is at it again 😕

We all have been through that

If devRant ever opens up a public API I'm gonna build a dating app

Hurr durr I write shitty code, javascript is retarded

Rofl!!!

When u write code that produces this bug, you know it's time to get some sleep 😓

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Adobe Reader everywhere

Step by step pathway to enlightenment.