Had a client who was not satisfied with dropdowns, nor checkboxes. He wanted dropdown checkboxes.

Well, horrible shit but nothing javascript can't do.

Damn you Matlab why don't you have i++ operator and ternary operator >:(

Spent the day refactoring a REST app into graphQL, that feeling when all tests are green and everything is committed and merged 😧🤓

Java sqlexception stacktrace lvl impossibru

In INDIA even doctors have to STUDY UNIX

Realizing that you were watching and working with an iOS tutorial when you were coding for an hour or two your Android app

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬🔥

Friend asked to create a small website. I didnt ask for an upfront pay because I trusted him. Finished the website and sent him an invoice.

We're now strangers.

He didn't pay

Great guide 🙌🏼😅

When someone decides to manually delete a user from a relational database that relies on that user to exist and expects everything to work out perfectly.

When you spend hours figuring out where the bug is, with no luck, and then you wake up in the middle of the night knowing exactly what and how to fix...

Asks help from the top student in my class. Answers "I'm really bad at debugging. My code always compiles the first time" 🙃

Learning a new (old) language for work. Found a site that has a 100 day series on it... stops at day 6. Fml

Sometimes software wins

Designer sends me mock up. I send out to client to review before we start to develop. (Mock up has lorem ipsum for paragraph text in one spot) A few minutes later client calls freaking out "Why is my whole site in Spanish, I don't speak Spanish!"

Sales person - I've got this bespoke job in, here's the spec *hands over a price of paper with a drawing* and I've charged 7 days of your time.

Me - thanks...

*dig deeper in to the job and it's at least a months worth of work*

Happens where I work 😂