I can't get a job because I don't have experience because I can't get a job because I don't have experience because I can't get a job because THEY WANNA HIRE A JUNIOR ROCKSTAR CODER WITH 10 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN ANGULAR

net send * "your pc has been hacked"

This is true 😂

Thought I would share a picture of my boss's wiring job...

Google Analytics be like...

So,

I bagged the job! All of that hard work paid off!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !!!!

and i only need one more upvote to get a stress ball !

Code never lies!

My cat volunteered to be my debugging buddy tonight!

Present for my new flat ;)
There is no place like ...

I finally learned how to use git, and now I'm in love with it

when @dfox +1'd my rant i was like

This blew my mind when I started to learn PHP.

The P in PHP stands for PHP.

Going through the name list of Manifesto for Responsible Software Development at http://manifesto.responsiblesoftware.org/... when suddenly......

#truestory

Went to make a change for a customer today and ran across this lovely HTML that co-worker wrote.

Toilets at our school had errors today.
Maybe an overflow

Ever since I started studying Computer science, I'm suddenly something like an alpha technician to my family and friends. Fixing lamps and phonelines sure is my daily job *eyeroll*. Who can relate?

.illuminati {
position: absolute;
visibility: hidden;
}

Professor refers to Linus Torvalds as the most arrogant developer. Says no one uses Git and thinks it has no advantages over SVN. Forces us to use SVN. :'(

Four engineers get in a car. The car won't start.

The mechanical engineer says:
It's a broken starter.

The electrician's engineer says:
The battery is dead.

The chemical engineer says:
There are impurities in the gas.

The software engineer says:
Guys, try getting out of the the car then back in!

Ex-boss (who boasted 20 years of programming exp.) Would not let us work on a web project saying we didn't have enough experience and said he'd do it alone... Fast forward to 3 days before presenting to client, we get to check the log in interface and immediately find that there's no actual security, no validation... Just 2 text boxes with hard coded users and no way to add more without creating them in db... And if you knew the next page's URL you can actually skip the login... Needless to say he was removed from the project that instant and we (interns at the time) had to do everything from scratch. A 3 months project done in 2 days. Never been more stressed in my life :'(