I've updated my setup! Added another screen. I'm ready for battle with the bugs.

I just encountered this:

switch (boolean) {
case true:
…
break;
case false:
…
break;
}

Really? 😂

You got it.

Me, whenever i work with something other than java: "Wow, this could be done so much easier with java"

After job Interview,
We will come in contact with you later that week.
*Later that week*
You've got mail

Highpayingjob@gmail.com
Job interview

You didn't get the job.
Your didn't Meet out requirements.

Sincerely us.

*5 minutes later*

Highpayingjob@gmail.com
Job interview

We must apollogize, we've sent you the wrong mail.

Sincerely us.

*5minutes later*

Highpayingjob@gmail.com
Job Interview.

You werent good enough at our Interview.

Sincerely us.

*Me*
What. The. Fuck.
Just happened...
WHAT THE FUCK!
2 REJECTIONS FROM THE SAME COMPANY?! IN JUST 10 FUCKING MINUTES!

That moment that you can help a customer with a highly technical question for the first time because you read something a year or more ago about that.

That feels awesome!

Just tried to double tap a Facebook comment to "like" it.

Client: it's not working
Me: clear your cache
Client: what's that
Me:it's a way of cleaning the files of your computer to get new ones.
Client: I cleaned my mac

I mean she literally got cleaning wipes ... and cleaned her computer

P.s I told her all this before and how to many, many times

He's got a valid point

😂😂😂

Hot fix of a production bug!

The only useful indicator of code-quality is the wtf-per-minute scale.