Im curious. Who here based their avatar off of their irl look? I did...

Frodo is a Hobbit. Are 8 Frodos one Hobbyte?

4 months into my marriage, the "you spend too much time programming" argument finally happened. I guess I could start going to bed before 3am...

Me every time...

I'm starting to really like this place

Loving everything about the new Apple keyboard except the cursor keys. Moving up and down is soooooooooo fliddly!

Snap!!

Website on sign off.
Client: yeah I just updated all the content on the old site but that's ok you can just copy and paste it, right?

Currently trying to formulate a reply that doesn't start with the words "For fuck sake..."

YouTube race

Whoops

So, true!!😆😆😆

we keep pride in ourselves

And finally, catching up.

Commit Message Part2:
6528fff Code was clean until manager requested to fuck it up
241b35f Who knows WTF?!
4381a32 Argh! About to give up :(
c3bf1a9 more debug... who overwrote!
2d68d6d Fixed a bug cause Maciej said to
b112c1a This branch is so dirty, even your mom can't clean it.
bb456d4 Shit code!
4878b46 Copy-paste to fix previous copy-paste
e2c7e87 A fix I believe, not like I tested or anything
f56109f derpherp
e4b8f4c formatted all
3691208 I'm just a grunt. Don't blame me for this awful PoS.
0888b69 just checking if git is working properly...
62741aa I'm too old for this shit!
0735196 COMMIT ALL THE FILES!
09caccf I CAN HAZ PYTHON, I CAN HAZ INDENTS
1e1cda8 giggle.
ab70bde Fixed errors
934436d Now added delete for real
5f84e30 My bad
99baff8 CHRIS, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS.
953473d final commit.
f0c3b57 Just committing so I can go home
4e5ce4e yolo push
deb4e3b I CAN HAZ PYTHON, I CAN HAZ INDENTS
710c06a Commit committed....
3c45e67 it is hump day _^_
4487788 Committing in accordance with the prophecy.
bf86e7e This solves it.
4804f68 FONDLED THE CODE
051d42e REALLY FUCKING FIXED

productivity like

DevRant should have a nightmode with even darker colours.

Happy ranter

Near future

Client just sent me his company_logo_transparent.jpg 😐

girl: Why is your laptop heavier than mine?
me: I have more files than yours
girl: oh! it's true, you and movies eh.
me: laughing inside... hehehe

Start them young

Noob: Your pc? 32 bit or 64?
Me : x64
Noob: Haha, mine's x86 😎
Me: 😓

My future dev

beat this?

Disabling wifi to play the dino game in Chrome 😆

When you love your job and team but you watch all your friends get stress balls and stickers

God Backup..

I don't trust devs who don't drink coffee or tea. It's unnatural.

How do you find where is a developper ?

devRant raised from 10 to 15 on a single rant for stickers.

Yeah, well, I’m gonna go print my own stickers with blackjack and hookers… In fact forget the stickers.