You know what´s really retarded?

How HP decided to put the delete key next to the power button on their Elitebooks (and make the power button part of the top keyboard row)

<noscript>
<script>
alert('buenos dias fuckboy')
</script>
</noscript>

200 OK
{ ok: false, error: "Not found", code: 404 }

!rant
A devRant widget for iOS 10 would be so dope

Some ideas for variable names. Thank me later :))

1. bool sheet;
2. int entionally;
3. char mander;
4. double penetration;
5. string cheese;
6. long schlong;

There are two kinds of people:
Age++
&

This meme should've added Ctrl-C & Ctrl-V too.

I launched something and I checked it and checked it and checked it on mobile and desktop. Come to find out, it’s still wrong and it was out there live and broken. I’ve never done this before. I can’t even calm myself down enough to think of a solution because all I feel is impending doom. And it also doesn’t help that I’m running on 4 hours of sleep.

Can't stop gaming. I mean if
I put my heart to it I can learn anything I want within a few months but just can't resist the urge to boot up Witcher 3 every night.

"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along wound destroy civilization." - Gerald Weinberg

Just found this while scrolling my FB feed...

Every single time!

Diving into genetic algorithms right now (its 4 am), am i just a rare specimen or is this not hard at all?

!Rant

YaY!! Finally I Quit my Job !!! 😴

I mean.. how hard is it to FUCKING INDENT CODE ??!!!?!?!!???!?

The hardest part of exams: not being able to write legible '{}' symbols

I'm holding a programming class today, it's an open-door event, so anyone can come and try it out.
Nothing too much, just basic things.

I've been holding it for 30 min... To no one... No one showed up...

!dev
I never mix my personal and professional life. But I've totally lost that ability today.

She said no! 😶

Tell me more

when you hang out with your ex-colleagues for a "normal" supper... and it turns suddenly in "the last"

The more problems I encounter with Windows the more I have the impression these infested chimps never implemented a real system repair/restoration feature but just faked it with randomized error messages.

Now Windows 10 can't even rollback updates anymore but lands in an infinite boot loop that even a reset to an earlier restoration point won't fix.
And the Windows repair option lists two Windows installations even though there's just one.

Somehow the roles of Linux and Windows have switched nowadays, by now I had to reinstall Win10 5 times on three PCs in the last 12 months.
Windows 8 was shit too but at least it didn't fucking break within a week.

Finally made the jump from Windows to a Linux Distro. Literally took me more than a year. Im getting used to it. 🤓

PATH TOO LONG
FUCK WINDOWS
it has gigs and gigs and asks for more but in the end, it's geological layers of shit on top of each other, turtles all the way down and the last one stands over DOS

Start teaching 'How To Google?'

Raspberry Pi's in the food magazines section xD

Breakpoints. I didn't learn about breakpoints until 6 months after college. Inexcusable.

When they fight in emails and you are just CC.. 😂

Chat with a girl with IT knowledge 😅

Can this be the perfect match?

STOP telling me screen brightness effects battery life already!

Who the fuck thought a max password length of 10 characters was a good idea