anybody else?

Coding @latehour @waterpipe @beer

Android app controlled robot built in 2 days. App was developed from scratch. coolest project.

Dear friends, the main reason I couldn't quit smoking is that it helps me fixing dev issues 😑

My work setup since DevRant

Better late than never. 3 monitors for my pc, 1 for the Mac mini.

@localhost I finally cleaned up the empty beer bottles and soda cans, so... lol

@devs: make rant texts copyable

Dear makers of devRant. Please make the gifs play in the time line.

We had a great 1st devRant meetup! Thanks for coming guys!

#TipOfTheDay 😂😂😂

Once A Programmer Had No Child, No Money, No Home, Blind Mother, so he Prays To God.

God Says He Will Grant Him One Wish!

Programmer : “I Want My Mother To See My Wife Putting Diamond Bangles On My Child’s Hands, In Our New Home”

God: “Damn! I Still Have A Lot To Learn From These Programmers”

<rant>
*Rules For Work*

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.

2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Even better, hover behind me, and advise me at every keystroke.

3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.

4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors with no arms is good training in case I should ever be injured and lose all use of my limbs.

5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is priority. I am psychic.

6. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.

7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion.

8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.

9. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information.

10. Never introduce me to the people you're with. I have no right to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.

11. Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really change your life and send you straight to manager's hell.

12. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to know someone is less fortunate. I especially like the story about having to pay so many taxes on the bonus check you received for being such a good manager.

13. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase. I'm not here for the money anyway.

</rant>

You aint no dev son

Spending whole day debugging one error. Fixed it in 10 minutes on the next day. Anyone else ?

Anyone else put in headphones with absolutely no intention of listening to anything, just to make people less likely to bother you?

"When you have a problem you can't solve, just google it. If you don't find another person that has encountered the same problem/error as you, you're doing something wrong."

- Software Engineering teacher, 2016

how do you migrate to production so fast?

Use Vim. What could happen?...

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

If a girl resolves a bug created by you, marry her 😉

That awkward moment when you tell your family that you're participating in a hackintosh.

Their response: Why would you do any such thing? Hacking other people is not a good thing son.

Me: It's time to leave earth

Whosoever developed this app, hats off to them.
An app where devs can share their opinions and everything.

First time using gradle as build system for Android.
And I'm all like:

Waiting for Apple to approve your app like:

That awkward moment when you tell your friends a programming joke and realize instantly that none of them is a programmer.

Man, programming sure gets better after a beer. Or two.

since everyone is posting their working space, so here's mine😜

my absolute development setup😎😎😎

When a developer walks in a meeting where new features are being discussed...

"So you're like... A computer guy right? So you like work at the Apple Store or something?"

Just nod. It's easier that way.