The moment when you can't be bothered to tell family or friends what you do for a living so you just say working with computers....and the conversation normally stops there....

Also bonus when they contact you in the future to fix ALL their computer issues.....

So a company is looking for a web developer intern with minimum 3 years of job experience! What kind of intern that would be!

Me - Lately, been working on Node.js, its fun.
Friend - Oh but it doesnt scale well, I hate that language.
Me - why do you think so? and its a VM, JS is the language.
Friend - Cos it doesnt scale, i heard from others.
Me - wut.

I fucking hate people who fucking blindly hate a technology / programming language.
Motherfuck, whats with these idiots blindly hating languages?
Every lang has its own use cases, why cant these twats understand that.

You use a tech as per needs, its not a fucking make-up.

fucking pooh

why are we having a flame war on best programming language! it is personal choice and everything has its own purpose and importance. as a dev we should respect that

Here is mine

Pair programming with someone who uses the mouse for _everything_. Makes me go crazy.

Because real monitors have curves

People think that because an app or website is easy to use it is easy to develop.

Boss: don't worry about the architecture, it's an one-off project, just make it work...

2 months later...

Boss: hey, remember that one-off project? we need to add in a few more features... Also can we reuse that code for this new one-off project we have to do for this new client?

The most accurate prediction..😂😂

History is never made by those who use incognito browsers :)

When you found out the one you're ranting about is also on devRant

Isn't it funny that an app whose literal express purpose is to whine an complain has turned out to be one of the nicest around?

but when are they ever?

The key to #devlife... KISS!

Computers and their peripherals are constantly advancing, but keyboards... keyboards never change, We pretty much just stole the idea from typewriters and moved on.

This is not going to end good 😱

yup

full comic here:
http://dilbert.com/strip/2016-03-06

Trying to get this UI pixel perfect

When your job is your hobby and your hobby is your job

Its Sunday, you are behind deadlines and your wife wants beach

Waking up after a drinking night and rushing to your computer to make sure you didn't mess around with your projects 😨

my desk ...

i just recently got how correct that is while working on a project with multiple people

If you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll hear satanic chanting... worse still, if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.

devRant has had a huge impact on my life. My poops are significantly longer and now my legs fall asleep because of it.

Best.Bar Name.Ever

"You could say they've adapted for newer technology"

Chief Software Engineer: "There is no way this has ever worked."

Me: "Did you try it?"

CSO: "No."

CSO: tries it.

CSO: "Nevermind"

CSO: Hangs up abruptly.