Went to see Jason Bourne last night. No spoilers, but I'm guessing this is how the writers came up with the story:

Writer 1: Let's make it super techie
W2: Yeah, that way it's about current issues, like Internet privacy.
W1: Should we hire a tech consultant so we get things right?
W2: Nah, I saw the Matrix once, I understand computers.

Actual line from film:
"Use SQL to corrupt their database"
😑

Programmers life; 😎

Proposed http response codes.

(image taken from DefCon 21 talk by Chris John Riley)

I used to be a Javascript hater. But the more I learn and use it I get more and more impressed

That feeling when one line of code fixed all your errors.

I've never heard of XSLT until now and I'm disappointed...

When designers or clients design the smallest visual features that acording to them "should not take long" and they wont budge when you tell them it's stupid. I still charge more but its so fucking anoying.

met a client yesterday to discuss about the coming task. After discussion, we agreed that I will develop the API for the system in one month. I did the planning and posted the upcoming tasks in Trello. Today, he told me some of the tasks have been done by his staff and asked me if I can continue the remaining tasks and get it done in one week. Hey, bro, what you want!? it is not what we agreed! do you think i can understand the code that your staff wrote, with poor documentation and structure, in few hours and immediately start working on it, yet deliver everything with high quality? come on...

- "Do you understand the algorithm?"

- "Yes!"

When a PM assigns me something with a due date of the same day

Few text editors' learning curves. Emacs won the competition ;)

Code joke

At the end of the day, do not forget that the important thing isn't the language or the tools you use, it's about the problem you solve and the people you help.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Today I learned that coding in front of a room full of developers while they watch me code, sends me into anxiety mode and I forget how to type properly. Now all my coworkers think i type at 2 works a minute. yay :/

"I can finally complete my side project."

Evil developers on Stackoverflow

my life in project...

Reference vs value ;)

Client wants a pixel perfect site...
Comes to the office with a ruler and starts measuring on my screen...