Don't you hate it when your team lead sucks and you know more about management and development than he does?

Productivity level 10000...

Windows updating

Microsoft is actually trying to improve

#Truth

Priorities

Look whose elite now!!!

The Real Achievement

when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

Such support! Much wow!!
Thank you very much CSS3 for such awesome feature

I already wrote one rant about how my family deals with me being a developer, but this rant I wanna dedicate to people close to my family and what they actually think...

Earlier this year I ended school, so I was supposed to find a job. Well...I live in region where only small IT "companies" exist. It is really hard to find job as a developer around here. These small companies either do not want to hire anyone or they just hire people with super amazing university or just family members and friends. Anyway, I did not want to move to the capital city, so I just kept seraching...and that is how this family friends started to be fucking toxic.

While searching for job everyone just kept telling me how am I lazy as fuck and will not just go digging fucking drains or work for minimum wage to some korean shit company around here. Of course not literally, but I can see when someone starts to look at me as I am completely crazy. Our family lost many fake friends who just do not understand because of this. But it did not ended here...

When I finally found a job 1.5 month earlier, I was so happy. Job from home in relative good company. Ho Lee Fuk! Nobody believes me I am actually working. People look at me as I am a lazy fuck laying all day in bed and watching fucking TV. I am done with these dick people.

End of story.

Me: Dad, can I borrow your car?
Dad: What's the magic word?
Me: sudo??

Shit happens... but never let your shit go to far... specially while in production or drunk.

Why GitHub? Why????

This is me :P

How do you make a sad JavaScript developer feel better?
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You console.log then.

I should go now.