When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

Le me having a chit chat with a student after sharing about programming in my former high school..

Student: "I learnt Java the other day, and I don't really like it"

Me: "Why?"

Student: "Because we can import existing packages on the community to do almost anything"

Me: "And? How is that bad for you?"

Student: "It's not very challenging, isn't it? I want to build everything in my program with my own code!"

Me: [silence]

Me: "Listen here, you little shit..."

The only time I don't confuse push/pull is when using git.

Never gets old

I say it with all of my heart:
FUCK YOU google analytics spammers!

Waiting to see if anyone notices

How it starts, and how it ends... Every single day.

So many programmers... So few people that know how to use vi

; DELETE * FROM Users WHERE 1=1; just checking

Everyone doing such amazing stuff and I'm here with my Minesweeper for the calculator...

How i feel when I found the bug... But then I didn't.

Typeof null == Object?
WTF JavaScript?