Oh sh*t

Me: I have admin rights
Windows: Looks legit
Me: can I delete this folder ?
Windows: Nope

Oh shit. I found something better. Had to delete previous rant.

Google Assistant is actually being cheeky!

Never delete code immediately. Always comment it out first.

Don't forget the WHERE in the DELETE FROM.

Hacking yourself.

When lead dev ask you to clean trainee's codes.

ctrl + a , delete

😂😂

"If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution." - Robert Sewell

Hitler sort: Delete every odd element.

WHAT THE FUCK

"I have no idea what this line of CSS is doing."
*Deletes line*
*Entire app falls apart*
"Better put that back..."
*ctrl z*

Sometimes we scare to delete old code

"I'm gonna delete my facebook, they are spying on us!"
*reloads her instagram*

"I'm gonna archive my facebook & delete it."
*uploads fb archive to google drive*

TFW trying to delete something, but some random background program has a unclosed handle on it

Oh windows, your error messages keep surprising me.

"Can't delete file, pathname too long."

Will you PLEASE stop just commenting out code that doesn't work
Delete it
Please

Friend : "I can't take it when people don't delete old downloaded shortcuts from their desktop"
Me as a programmer:

If Java had true garbage collector it would delete itself.

How does a DJ delete 'bass' table?

DROP bass

This code looks pretty old, I wonder if I can delete th.... what the...
(src: twitter/@iammerrick)

Sometimes you wish life was like computer, so every time some fuck happens you can just fix it or reinstall it

Okay, time to delete my old Skype account
1. Enter Skype name
2. Reset password
3. Captcha
4. Complete email
5. Enter email code
6. You are logged in now, please complete your profile first
7. Enter birth date
8. Add your phone number or second email address
9. Create new outlook mail
10. Got access to profile settings
11. Click on delete profile
12. Stop please first verify your email again
13. Enter code
14. Check all checkboxes that I am really sure to want it deleted
15. Click delete button

Fuck hell and that all again for my second account

#deletefacebook
Stop doing this if you’re in Europe.
GDPR is coming, if you delete your account now they will preserve it.
If you wait until may 25 they will be forced by the law to actually delete it.
Read the 17th article of GDPR if you don’t believe me.

"DELETE THAT SUCKER" - This made my day.

So today someone on my instagram feed posted a story of himself "deleting his facebook", "enough is enough"... Guess someone should tell him who owns ig 📷😂

When you delete a block of code that you thought was useless

So apparently I (as admin) do not have the necessary rights to delete I folder I created.

Thanks Windows

I sometimes look at the code of the guy who had my job before me and I think.

Delete it.
Delete it all.
Delete it with fire.
Use the developer as kindling so it never happens again.

Had a blast this past week. Set my vs code theme to the same colors of xnxx.com..

Had a two different guys do a double take as they were walking down my row.

It's high time.. delete uc browser (if you are using)

Basically spent 3 hours to track down and delete a whitespace today.

How do people just go about deleting databases when they don't mean to?

"Ah, a database!"
*Flaps hands at the keyboard until something happens*
"Oops, I deleted the database :/"
(*Posts a rant about accidentally deleting the database on devRant*)

🤔

Delete .git folder after I fucked up the branch

Every vim newbie be like

Just deleted my Facebook and github account (after migrating over to bitBucket) and realised.

I had more followers on github than friends on Facebook. Feels bad man..

Finally could delete over 10.000 lines of legacy code. Feels so relieving!

My brain, randomly delete stuffs. Lossing data at the rate of writing them.

Oh my fucking god quit commenting shit out just delete it it.

Like what the hell! 13.5 GB in my trash? 🗑 🤔😂

delete accounts of asshole moderators on Stack Overflow.

I often alias sudo as "fucking". Therefore if I get an error like

cannot delete . I just type fucking delete .

I'm sorry. I don't mean it. This is too dark. 😂

When Internet Explorer icon thinks that I'm gonna double click on it 😂😂!!

People who say things like this never got their production table removed on Friday night.

Ha ha ha ha 😂😂😂😜😜😜

Well it happens with me a lot 😂😂🤔!!

> Can't figure out something in new project
> Delete repo
> Start again

Obsolete function?

I recently learned why you shouldn't delete your linux partition by just pressing the 'delete volume' button.

I currently own a SP3(i7, 256gb).
I got bored of windows and installed Linux Mate. It ran quite fast and snappily. All was good.

Then I looked on the internet. Apparently fedora runs really well on the SP3. So I deleted my Linux partition by pressing 'delete volume'.

Turns out, thats a bad idea. Grub was in that partition, so when I restarted my tablet, it booted into the 'grub rescue>' prompt.

After messing around, I finally found that pressing the Volume Down button and power button at the same time seemed to boot into my Fedora Live USB.

All the while, I was quite worried I'd lost all of my assignments(I knew I could have used the minitool of gparted live cd).

Finally I got it to install, and all was good again. Has anyone else made this mistake?

Please disable adblock before entering this page
*opens page source*
*delete*
Yeah I guess you could call me a hacker

I've filled so much my disk that I can't even use tab autocompletion on the terminal 😆

"forget this foreign key relation thing. It is really annoying if you want to delete entries..."

Windows: "You put in a USB I can't read property cuz it's not NTFS/FAT, want me to delete everything??!"

"Wtf it's not working ! we goona die"
"Try alt + ctrl + delete ! try alt + ctrl + delete !"

If Java had true garbage collector, most programs would delete themselves upon execution. -Robert Sewel 😂😂

Today my boss told me that i missed the '*' in the delete from x SQL query..

2-3 hours top they said..

Delete without where clause...

And the sysadmin to delete all the videos...

Those blondes...

MySQL should have a recycle bin. I just deleted whole "user" table by mistake... Forgot to add where clause properly... Had to restore 2 days old backup copy. I just hope no accounts were created or someone changed their password in last 2 days....

; DELETE * FROM Users WHERE 1=1; just checking

Always use SELECT-query with the same conditions before you DELETE/UPDATE in a production database.

If you delete the code that shows the error message the error goes away

Thanks to the jenkins creator for having the "delete project" button in the middle of "build now" and "configure" button.

If java had real garbage collection then most programs would delete themself immediately upon running.

If you're considering to delete your Facebook, remember that there's always Google+ 🙃

//Too buggy fix it or i will delete it

I finally bit the bullet and completely deleted my Facebook account! I am a free man! Fucc Facebook.

You know you're screwed when it's not possible to delete an account on a certain site.

+++ You can now permanently delete issues on GitHub! +++

(A game changer! xD)

Found a "great" variable name while maintaining legacy code:

{
...
Report goodbye = Report::first($id);
goodbye->delete();
...
}

Goodbye report! 😂😂😂

Oh my glorious diarrhea code.

DELETE FROM
[table]
WHERE
id = id

(instead of @id)

When i delete a facebook post. Deep down i know...

Bye bye facebook… 🕺

An old one, but still pretty funny 😂

If Java had true Garbage Collection, it would delete itself.

Oh no! A memory overread - you better delete VLC - Gizmodo

DELETE FROM 'users' WHERE 1

Oops... 😧

That moment when you accidently delete one of your best rants 😱😭

The type of company that should go to the same room in hell with Facebook.

Achievment unlocked : first time database delete clause where fuckup on a live database.

If i delete the small ; here .. whole app will collapse in new york city
This is called butterfly effect.
}{

DELETE FROM TABLE invoices.

The next week was spent inputing the data by hand because:

Who needs database back-ups?

So a programmer would rather delete and re-type an entire line than correct a typo in one word!!

Well that didn't last long, or did you delete it?

Windows update fails with error 0x1235

Me in Technet: Hey, ms, i got this error. How do i fix it?
MS: Install the Troubleshooting for Windows Update and follow the instructions. Before that, create a system restore just in case. Also, if the problem persists, go to your boot menu -> troubleshooting options and follow the instructions.
Hope it helps.
Found it helpful? Yes No

Other random people: just rename $WINDOWS ~BT to anything or delete it. Then continue the process.

.
.

I followed the random people advice and worked.

Fuck MS.

Don't put the Delete and Deploy button next to eachother. Like fr. Bro.

select the whole line and hit delete or backspace on your keyboard? nah

ctrl + x

/* do not delete */

Don't Drink and DELETE

*closes service*
*deletes program / associated exe's*
*attempts to delete a file*
"Failed to delete file: In use by that_program_you_deleted.exe"

WELL IT'S NOT IN USE BECAUSE I JUST DELETED IT SO YOU'D BETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, WINDOWS

So who out there - - bombed me?
Or did jAsE delete his account again?

This is response I got from my ex tech lead in a company that I left six months ago..

Btw account is registered on my private email and has admin access to Slack full of confidential files.

Don't even know why I worked there..

DO !!!NOT!!!!! USE 'X' AND 'P' TO 'CUT AND PASTE' A LOT OF LINES ACROSS FILES IN VIM!!! HOLY SHIT I JUST PWNED MYSELF SO HARD I LOST SO MUCH CODE HOLY FUCK IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY! WHERE DID AT ALL GO YOU ASK, WHY THE FUCKING REGISTER, OK LET'S CHECK THE REGISTER, COOL THERE IT IS, BUT WAIT, THERE'S ONLY LIKE 20% OF IT BECAUSE WE CUT A SHIT LOAD OF LINES AT ONCE, AND THE REGISTER OVERFILLED.... Ok let's calm down, doesn't Vim have a recovery option? Yes it does, but WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE, MY CHANGES ARE NOT IN THE SWAP FILE BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE VIM CRASHED OR ANYTHING, MY DUMB-FUCK-ASS WILLFULLY WROTE THE CHANGES WHEN I SWITCHED OVER TO THE NEW FILE, AND NOW, WELL THAT'S IT, YOU'RE DEAD KIDDO, YOU WROTE THE CHANGES TO DISK, NOTHING YOU CAN DO, AND I AM SO SCREWED I SPECIFICALLY MADE A DEVRANT ACCOUNT TO MAKE SURE NO ONE ELSE PWNS HIMSELF AS HARD AS I JUST DID HOLY FUCK

Sure thing Facebook, I'll just get up from my grave and ask you guys to delete my account

There are still old youtube comments from my younger self to be found on youtube. Delete every evidence!

TL;DR: If you make a contest where people get to vote online fucking make it right!

And here's the story: I play in a local coverband to make some cash on the side and because I love making music. We entered a contest hosted by a local radio-station. The first round was determined by judges and now 5 bands remain and of those 5 only 3 get to be voted into the final round. In the final round every bands wins something: 3rd place 250€, 2nd place 750€ and first place 5000€.
Now that stupid dipshit of a web-designer of that radio-station made a website where you can vote and it only fucking sets a cookie. You can delete it and vote again. You don't need no E-Mail and nothing. It doesn't even block multiple votes from one IP. It doesn't do shit.
Even my bandmates (who don't work in IT) where smart enough to figure out that you can just delete the cookies...
I think that now every band except for one is cheating. (we have over 5000 votes and combined all bands have like 4000 FB-Likes and sometimes and Band gets like 400 more votes in an hour) This is such a fucking messup and I don't know what to do. Maybe they'll look into stats but if they're so stupid to make a contest like this in the first place, maybe they won't. And even if they look into the stats it wouldn't be fair to kick out a band with much votes because how the fuck would they know if the band themselves cheated or if it was a fan of the band or even an enemy of the band just to get them kicked out.
I'm afraid of talking to the radio-station as a part of one band because maybe the web-designer there just gets frustrated and bans us from the contest entirely.
This is just fucking frustrating.

If I had the power to delete two languages from existence I would pick PHP, twice...

How to permanently delete Twitter ?

A most cathartic feeling: when I get to remove a huge block of commented code that isn't necessary. 😌

PM: Please fix this code, then delete it.

Me: Right away!
*delete*

Just love it when windows takes its sweet time to delete node_modules

Microsoft just bought LinkedIn. Time to delete my account methinks.

DELETE userAccount
FROM devRant
WHERE postContent LIKE '%article 13%' AND numberOfPostsAboutArticle13 > 1;

Going to create a couple of cron jobs that delete stuff from database.

What could possibly go wrong? ;)

Does anyone else delete all breakpoints and close all tabs when a bug is finally fixed?

What the fuck?
My Witcher 3 save state has vanished.

I didn't delete that!
Windows?!?

What the actual fuck?

😠

Guys delete Windows 10 or have dualboot with ubuntu and win 10 ? linux needs some fixes for lots of things because drivers but windows run normally so delete win or leave it where it is ?

Hello devRant, today I fucked up by deleting my downloads folder.

I added functions to create and delete categories on my cms project :) Its starting to come around.

The happiness when you get to delete some code while adding new feature 😄

Dat moment when, after some hard work, you can finally delete that abomination your predecessor left you as a present...

A few days ago, in my windows machine, I was looking at the Task manager's processes. I was like, "I don't need Cortana. It is using so much RAM already. Why not delete it?"
So, I used "Iobit Unlocker" to force delete Cortana & everything seemed okay. But after 1 day, creating new folder option is gone. Now I have to use CMD and MKDIR to create new folders.
The start menu search is also gone (I guess, That's what Cortana was for).
My context menu became buggy. Some menus show sometimes, sometimes don't. "Open with VS code" option is also gone sometimes.
I don't know what will happen next.
Keep my "Windows machine" in your prayer :/

When you forget to add your Visual Studio projects directory to the Avast exclusions and it delete it during debug...

We developed an application and deployed on production (but not launched)
And business team already created lot of garbage or dummy data. Reporting systems are huge pile of bars, stats and shit.

Now, has to destroy and clean production.

Already advise them to do experiments or testing dev or staging.

Damn. First time in my career experienced this. Has to delete production.

I had to delete a rant and 4 comments to get this. 100% worth it.

new git alias :
mergetool : rm -rf .
just delete all conflicts in code

That awkward moment when you delete database

Never again...:

DELETE FROM objects WHERE id - #####;

😳...fml

If Java had true garbage collection it'd delete itself. 😫

spent the past 4 hours coding this module which i am now about to delete because it's shit. ah joy.

When you delete anything...

How I feel when I have to restore bits and pieces of a live database from an old backup

I wished linkedin had a mass delete to all recruiter connection/"friends"

Never knew iOS developers must know MySQL, PHP, and Android development -_-

It needed to be said.

Ok, So I should delete something to restore it ?
[App name: Dumpster]

just got this from easyJet... I guess someone forgot to comment something out :D

DELETE * FROM TABLE;

What do you do when a modal tries to cover up something you're reading?

Developer console. Delete div. *Flip off Screen * Ahh, z-index: 300000, how quaint? Delete class. Continue reading.

I just pressed CTRL+W in Firefox to delete a word and lost 20 tabs of docs. 😣

What do you do?

Delete the code or comment it out just in case you need it again?

when BFs delete wrong lines of code.

$ gitreset--hard

Reminiscing the days before Mercurial and Git,

1) I delete foo.cpp.
2) I tell Subversion to delete foo.cpp from repository.
Subversion: Error - can't delete file because it doesn't exist locally.
3) I create some dummy foo.cpp.
4) Again, I tell subversion to delete it.
Subversion: Error - can't delete file because it exists locally.

Every time I get angry with Git (strangely never happens with Mercurial), I remind myself what Subversion was like.

Can GET method be renamed to "accio" and DELETE to "Avada Kedavra"?

Harry Potter on my mind today.

When you delete a block of code and you thought that it does nothing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This function doesn't work... Maybe if i delete the whitespaces of the arguments

Damn! Almost three years it must me really hard to code a delete button.

And yes, after several hours debugging I found a delete statement in a function called "changeName"... :)

EDGE!!! Your not my default browser... Anyone know how to delete EDGE?!?!

"Hey girl, I will never delete the pointer in my heart to you"

Entering the password before your laptop fully wakes up, than having to delete what it did register and login again

Just created a batch file to delete a directory so that I don't have to right click and move my mouse all the way to delete and click it.

When you delete a block of code that you thought was useless..

Overtime rant, I suspect they will try to denie me half of the overtime pay for the past week cause I did more than ordered to reach their arbitrary deadline.
I will in return offer to delete half the work I did. Rollback changesets and delete the code.

Can we PLEASE delete FUCKING AWS!!!

Fuck this god damn piece of shitware

If deleting lines of code means I'm deleting potential bugs...

should I delete EVERYTHING? ):)

Not sure to delete this block of code... or just comment it out until product owner changes her mind!

Soo, apparently I deleted out Git repo yesterday, when thinking I was working in another repo. Using all day to clean up. Guess I won't be getting any of that "sleep" thing tonight 😭😴

Just delete the whole local repo and clone again!

(He definitely didn't know about git reset --hard head)

Damn right.

When Windows won't let you delete a file/folder but...

> bash
> rm -rf .peskyfile
> exit

Will...gotta love winux.

Just saved a co-worker by having an installer from 8 months ago in a folder called "desktop", 4 levels deep in folders called "desktop", all on my desktop. My hoarding habits finally saved the day!!!

People that do not forget to delete their branch after merge on GitHub: ❤️💛💚💙💜

Devrant feature request: auto delete posts with -2 or worse rating and contains an attached image.

#sickofshittyposts

sometimes i just want to delete all my projects and stop coding

"Why do we need to comment a line when you can always delete it or save it in a Notepad?"

Okay ... Windows, I really tried to be nice, but that's it. You get off my ssd right now ...

Just got the error: "filename is too long - unable to delete file" (full name incl. path)

Seriously, WHY?
I mean, sure ... Long file paths/names are a thing and this is why there are limitations. I am totally fine with it!
But Why the hell allows windows you to create those files if it is unable to delete these files later ...
I don't get it. Maybe I am just hit my head to hard as a child and someone may enlighten me ...

PS: windows was running in a VM to give it a real serious try after years on Linux

Cut -> Paste
OR
Copy -> Paste -> Delete (original)?

Me: Hey Siri delete...
Siri: Facebook account?

Make micro level Git commits and push. Don't delete your branch until it goes to prod. Never.

My weather report just says "delete" for friday. ("Löschen" in german)
Seems good weather app, seems good! 🤔

Just ran "rm -rf <project_folder>" instead of "rm -rf <project_folder>/Library/PackageCache"

I'm almost afraid to open the project itself right now

I stopped it like a second later, but still it has deleted some project configuration :(

Apply jobs
Delete rejection emails.
Side projects.
Apply jobs.
Delete rejection emails.
Repeat

Today I had my first ever prod db fuckup due to too wide where clause in delete query. Spent 8 hours restoring service. It's 02.09 now and I'm finally home, going to bed.

Interestingly enough I've enjoyed this experience...

if (smart === false) {
system32.delete();
} else if (smart === true) {
system32.DEMOLISH();
}

MUAHAHAH

Felt cute might delete later idk

How to convince someone that it's not helpful to delete apps running in background (RAM) on an android phone? it's like a habit for that person😌
says phone will explode with too much RAM being used and don't want apps run in background ... 😥
pls help for arguments

This is also why you should always take a backup:

client.ExecuteNonQuery($"delete from {CategoryTable} where category_id-{id}");

How the fuck does Linux think it's okay to let you delete the very partition it's running from?

Today I deleted a lot of stuff
Fields, methods, classes, files, even database tables

And for a change, it was all on purpose 😁

Feels good to refactor stuff and clear out the cruft!

DELETE FROM 'users' WHERE id-1

Oops 😅 I meant id=1

When you have to delete your own code, because you just thought of a better way of doing it 😐

I may be late to do this but Happy to permanently Delete my Fuckin Facebook account

Commented out code.
The anti-comment.

This moment when a client uses only POST requests instead of GET, DELETE, PUT,...
So boring :/

My friends AppStore crashed so hard that he tried to delete it.

I had been struggling with writing some test cases for days - so I decided to delete all the test methods I'd written and start from scratch - took me less than 30 minutes!

I'm happy now

Why the FUCK SCALEWAY DOESN'T DELETE MY FUCKING ACCOUNT!

Arrgh. I just want it to be deleted. I clicked delete almost 3 months now. I used their service for 2 months, charged for 4.

Ok, there is the story.

> Be me
> Be broke
> Buy their 3 Euro package
> Use it for 1 month, you know, install npm, vpn and stuff
> Be broke
> You have 0 euros in your account
> Cannot log in to server couse you didn't paid their bill
> Sure, they have right to do that
> Forget about it
> Earn money
> 3 months later, remember it
> Ok, I want to delete it, couse i don't use it anymore
> Remember you used more than 1 month, so pay your debt
> There is 3 issued bills
> Try to delete account
> Wait 1 month
> They didn't deleted your account
> Fuck it, there is the money you want
> Pay all the bills, hope it ends
> Wait 1 week
> Nope
> Open a ticket
> Says it will be deleted in few weeks.
> Wait 1 month
> DIDN'T FUCKING DELETED

WHY CAN'T THEY DELETE THAT SHIT FOR FUCKS SAKE. WHAT CAN I DO FOR MAKE THEM DELETE MY FUCKING ACCOUNT?

FUCK.

Google wants me to delete my memes

Feel less guilty about switching teams.

You work in a phone shop.

How would you, as a developer, in your own words describe the "like" function from Facebook to elderly people who ask you what it means - and don't know shit about computers?

Can we delete snow from existence

ah, so i figured out if you delete something with ++'s they go away, interesting

I'm surprised they let you do this...

Delete completely a project and start from zero.

When some one says Control+alt+delete
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It's *alternative*. Freaking *alternative*.

I know I ranted about this before but...

FHEGYOQOBGMLAEBFOEBFKHIOQMBEVCOFARQIJSABUEVEUANGIWN

Dumbass me thought "I know it's fucked up in the past but give it another chance". My google home decided to delete all of my alarms. It will not be getting another chance.

I woke up 3 hours later than expected on a normally smooth day and now I going to be late to class and I'm anything but calm.

I'm about ready to frisbee this shit out my window.