Oh sh*t

Me: I have admin rights
Windows: Looks legit
Me: can I delete this folder ?
Windows: Nope

Oh shit. I found something better. Had to delete previous rant.

Google Assistant is actually being cheeky!

Never delete code immediately. Always comment it out first.

Don't forget the WHERE in the DELETE FROM.

Hacking yourself.

When lead dev ask you to clean trainee's codes.

ctrl + a , delete

😂😂

"If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution." - Robert Sewell

Hitler sort: Delete every odd element.

WHAT THE FUCK

"I have no idea what this line of CSS is doing."
*Deletes line*
*Entire app falls apart*
"Better put that back..."
*ctrl z*

Sometimes we scare to delete old code

"I'm gonna delete my facebook, they are spying on us!"
*reloads her instagram*

"I'm gonna archive my facebook & delete it."
*uploads fb archive to google drive*

TFW trying to delete something, but some random background program has a unclosed handle on it

You know your code is garbage when IntelliJ IDEA's first suggestion is to delete it.

Oh windows, your error messages keep surprising me.

"Can't delete file, pathname too long."

Will you PLEASE stop just commenting out code that doesn't work
Delete it
Please

DELETE from tablename
WHERE condition

Once forgot to add condition statement in the query.

Shit.

Friend : "I can't take it when people don't delete old downloaded shortcuts from their desktop"
Me as a programmer:

How does a DJ delete 'bass' table?

DROP bass

If Java had true garbage collector it would delete itself.

This code looks pretty old, I wonder if I can delete th.... what the...
(src: twitter/@iammerrick)

When I code a line from which I know I want to delete it later I mark it subtly in case I forget to delete it.

Sometimes you wish life was like computer, so every time some fuck happens you can just fix it or reinstall it

Okay, time to delete my old Skype account
1. Enter Skype name
2. Reset password
3. Captcha
4. Complete email
5. Enter email code
6. You are logged in now, please complete your profile first
7. Enter birth date
8. Add your phone number or second email address
9. Create new outlook mail
10. Got access to profile settings
11. Click on delete profile
12. Stop please first verify your email again
13. Enter code
14. Check all checkboxes that I am really sure to want it deleted
15. Click delete button

Fuck hell and that all again for my second account

#deletefacebook
Stop doing this if you’re in Europe.
GDPR is coming, if you delete your account now they will preserve it.
If you wait until may 25 they will be forced by the law to actually delete it.
Read the 17th article of GDPR if you don’t believe me.

So today someone on my instagram feed posted a story of himself "deleting his facebook", "enough is enough"... Guess someone should tell him who owns ig 📷😂

"DELETE THAT SUCKER" - This made my day.

When you delete a block of code that you thought was useless

I sometimes look at the code of the guy who had my job before me and I think.

Delete it.
Delete it all.
Delete it with fire.
Use the developer as kindling so it never happens again.

So apparently I (as admin) do not have the necessary rights to delete I folder I created.

Thanks Windows

It's high time.. delete uc browser (if you are using)

Had a blast this past week. Set my vs code theme to the same colors of xnxx.com..

Had a two different guys do a double take as they were walking down my row.

How do people just go about deleting databases when they don't mean to?

"Ah, a database!"
*Flaps hands at the keyboard until something happens*
"Oops, I deleted the database :/"
(*Posts a rant about accidentally deleting the database on devRant*)

🤔

Basically spent 3 hours to track down and delete a whitespace today.

Me: Open terminal on current folder
Mac: No.
Me: Copy path of current folder
Mac: No.
Me: Delete this desktop icon (Delete key)
Mac: No.
Me: Lets move this icon to trash
Mac: Alrighty then, delete application.

Man i will have a hard time getting used to this, Windows had its cons but these small things made my life easier.

Finally could delete over 10.000 lines of legacy code. Feels so relieving!

My brain, randomly delete stuffs. Lossing data at the rate of writing them.

Just deleted my Facebook and github account (after migrating over to bitBucket) and realised.

I had more followers on github than friends on Facebook. Feels bad man..

Delete .git folder after I fucked up the branch

Every vim newbie be like

Oh my fucking god quit commenting shit out just delete it it.

delete accounts of asshole moderators on Stack Overflow.

Like what the hell! 13.5 GB in my trash? 🗑 🤔😂

You never estimate the importance of backups until you forgot the WHERE statement on a DELETE query.

Spent all day designing my website only to delete it all because I didn't like it... Day well spent...

I'm sorry. I don't mean it. This is too dark. 😂

I often alias sudo as "fucking". Therefore if I get an error like

cannot delete . I just type fucking delete .

When Internet Explorer icon thinks that I'm gonna double click on it 😂😂!!

People who say things like this never got their production table removed on Friday night.

Well it happens with me a lot 😂😂🤔!!

> Can't figure out something in new project
> Delete repo
> Start again

Please disable adblock before entering this page
*opens page source*
*delete*
Yeah I guess you could call me a hacker

Ha ha ha ha 😂😂😂😜😜😜

I've filled so much my disk that I can't even use tab autocompletion on the terminal 😆

Windows: "You put in a USB I can't read property cuz it's not NTFS/FAT, want me to delete everything??!"

"forget this foreign key relation thing. It is really annoying if you want to delete entries..."

I recently learned why you shouldn't delete your linux partition by just pressing the 'delete volume' button.

I currently own a SP3(i7, 256gb).
I got bored of windows and installed Linux Mate. It ran quite fast and snappily. All was good.

Then I looked on the internet. Apparently fedora runs really well on the SP3. So I deleted my Linux partition by pressing 'delete volume'.

Turns out, thats a bad idea. Grub was in that partition, so when I restarted my tablet, it booted into the 'grub rescue>' prompt.

After messing around, I finally found that pressing the Volume Down button and power button at the same time seemed to boot into my Fedora Live USB.

All the while, I was quite worried I'd lost all of my assignments(I knew I could have used the minitool of gparted live cd).

Finally I got it to install, and all was good again. Has anyone else made this mistake?

If Java had true garbage collector, most programs would delete themselves upon execution. -Robert Sewel 😂😂

"Wtf it's not working ! we goona die"
"Try alt + ctrl + delete ! try alt + ctrl + delete !"

Not me but a coworker.

BA: How should we respond to business person's email?

Dev: Delete it.

Today my boss told me that i missed the '*' in the delete from x SQL query..

Put this in your build script for compile-time garbage collection:

find / -name "*.java" -type f -delete

For webdevs who occasionally forget to delete the cache there is a setting in Chromium's/Chrome's and Firefox' Developer Console to automatically delete cache before every reload when the dev console is opened.

2-3 hours top they said..

And the sysadmin to delete all the videos...

Those blondes...

Delete without where clause...

If you delete the code that shows the error message the error goes away

MySQL should have a recycle bin. I just deleted whole "user" table by mistake... Forgot to add where clause properly... Had to restore 2 days old backup copy. I just hope no accounts were created or someone changed their password in last 2 days....

; DELETE * FROM Users WHERE 1=1; just checking

If you're considering to delete your Facebook, remember that there's always Google+ 🙃

Always use SELECT-query with the same conditions before you DELETE/UPDATE in a production database.

You know you're screwed when it's not possible to delete an account on a certain site.

I finally bit the bullet and completely deleted my Facebook account! I am a free man! Fucc Facebook.

Thanks to the jenkins creator for having the "delete project" button in the middle of "build now" and "configure" button.

Found a "great" variable name while maintaining legacy code:

{
...
Report goodbye = Report::first($id);
goodbye->delete();
...
}

Goodbye report! 😂😂😂

If java had real garbage collection then most programs would delete themself immediately upon running.

+++ You can now permanently delete issues on GitHub! +++

(A game changer! xD)

Oh my glorious diarrhea code.

DELETE FROM
[table]
WHERE
id = id

(instead of @id)

DELETE FROM TABLE invoices.

The next week was spent inputing the data by hand because:

Who needs database back-ups?

Bye bye facebook… 🕺

If i delete the small ; here .. whole app will collapse in new york city
This is called butterfly effect.
}{

Achievment unlocked : first time database delete clause where fuckup on a live database.

That moment when you accidently delete one of your best rants 😱😭

//Too buggy fix it or i will delete it

DELETE FROM 'users' WHERE 1

Oops... 😧

Windows update fails with error 0x1235

Me in Technet: Hey, ms, i got this error. How do i fix it?
MS: Install the Troubleshooting for Windows Update and follow the instructions. Before that, create a system restore just in case. Also, if the problem persists, go to your boot menu -> troubleshooting options and follow the instructions.
Hope it helps.
Found it helpful? Yes No

Other random people: just rename $WINDOWS ~BT to anything or delete it. Then continue the process.

.
.

I followed the random people advice and worked.

Fuck MS.

So a programmer would rather delete and re-type an entire line than correct a typo in one word!!

select the whole line and hit delete or backspace on your keyboard? nah

ctrl + x

An old one, but still pretty funny 😂

If Java had true Garbage Collection, it would delete itself.

There are still old youtube comments from my younger self to be found on youtube. Delete every evidence!

Don't Drink and DELETE

*closes service*
*deletes program / associated exe's*
*attempts to delete a file*
"Failed to delete file: In use by that_program_you_deleted.exe"

WELL IT'S NOT IN USE BECAUSE I JUST DELETED IT SO YOU'D BETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, WINDOWS

TL;DR: If you make a contest where people get to vote online fucking make it right!

And here's the story: I play in a local coverband to make some cash on the side and because I love making music. We entered a contest hosted by a local radio-station. The first round was determined by judges and now 5 bands remain and of those 5 only 3 get to be voted into the final round. In the final round every bands wins something: 3rd place 250€, 2nd place 750€ and first place 5000€.
Now that stupid dipshit of a web-designer of that radio-station made a website where you can vote and it only fucking sets a cookie. You can delete it and vote again. You don't need no E-Mail and nothing. It doesn't even block multiple votes from one IP. It doesn't do shit.
Even my bandmates (who don't work in IT) where smart enough to figure out that you can just delete the cookies...
I think that now every band except for one is cheating. (we have over 5000 votes and combined all bands have like 4000 FB-Likes and sometimes and Band gets like 400 more votes in an hour) This is such a fucking messup and I don't know what to do. Maybe they'll look into stats but if they're so stupid to make a contest like this in the first place, maybe they won't. And even if they look into the stats it wouldn't be fair to kick out a band with much votes because how the fuck would they know if the band themselves cheated or if it was a fan of the band or even an enemy of the band just to get them kicked out.
I'm afraid of talking to the radio-station as a part of one band because maybe the web-designer there just gets frustrated and bans us from the contest entirely.
This is just fucking frustrating.

If I had the power to delete two languages from existence I would pick PHP, twice...

DELETE userAccount
FROM devRant
WHERE postContent LIKE '%article 13%' AND numberOfPostsAboutArticle13 > 1;

Just love it when windows takes its sweet time to delete node_modules

Sure thing Facebook, I'll just get up from my grave and ask you guys to delete my account

/* do not delete */

PM: Please fix this code, then delete it.

Me: Right away!
*delete*

Microsoft just bought LinkedIn. Time to delete my account methinks.

Does anyone else delete all breakpoints and close all tabs when a bug is finally fixed?

Going to create a couple of cron jobs that delete stuff from database.

What could possibly go wrong? ;)

What the fuck?
My Witcher 3 save state has vanished.

I didn't delete that!
Windows?!?

What the actual fuck?

😠

Hello devRant, today I fucked up by deleting my downloads folder.

I added functions to create and delete categories on my cms project :) Its starting to come around.

We developed an application and deployed on production (but not launched)
And business team already created lot of garbage or dummy data. Reporting systems are huge pile of bars, stats and shit.

Now, has to destroy and clean production.

Already advise them to do experiments or testing dev or staging.

Damn. First time in my career experienced this. Has to delete production.

When you forget to add your Visual Studio projects directory to the Avast exclusions and it delete it during debug...

The happiness when you get to delete some code while adding new feature 😄

spent the past 4 hours coding this module which i am now about to delete because it's shit. ah joy.

When someone decides to manually delete a user from a relational database that relies on that user to exist and expects everything to work out perfectly.

Dat moment when, after some hard work, you can finally delete that abomination your predecessor left you as a present...

new git alias :
mergetool : rm -rf .
just delete all conflicts in code

I wished linkedin had a mass delete to all recruiter connection/"friends"

When you delete a block of code and you thought that it does nothing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Guys delete Windows 10 or have dualboot with ubuntu and win 10 ? linux needs some fixes for lots of things because drivers but windows run normally so delete win or leave it where it is ?

When I wrote 1000 lines and I was thinking finally done and then I must delete it because I don't need it 😞😞

That awkward moment when you delete database

It needed to be said.

Never knew iOS developers must know MySQL, PHP, and Android development -_-

If Java had true garbage collection it'd delete itself. 😫

A few days ago, in my windows machine, I was looking at the Task manager's processes. I was like, "I don't need Cortana. It is using so much RAM already. Why not delete it?"
So, I used "Iobit Unlocker" to force delete Cortana & everything seemed okay. But after 1 day, creating new folder option is gone. Now I have to use CMD and MKDIR to create new folders.
The start menu search is also gone (I guess, That's what Cortana was for).
My context menu became buggy. Some menus show sometimes, sometimes don't. "Open with VS code" option is also gone sometimes.
I don't know what will happen next.
Keep my "Windows machine" in your prayer :/

How I feel when I have to restore bits and pieces of a live database from an old backup

I just pressed CTRL+W in Firefox to delete a word and lost 20 tabs of docs. 😣

What do you do?

Delete the code or comment it out just in case you need it again?

just got this from easyJet... I guess someone forgot to comment something out :D

Reminiscing the days before Mercurial and Git,

1) I delete foo.cpp.
2) I tell Subversion to delete foo.cpp from repository.
Subversion: Error - can't delete file because it doesn't exist locally.
3) I create some dummy foo.cpp.
4) Again, I tell subversion to delete it.
Subversion: Error - can't delete file because it exists locally.

Every time I get angry with Git (strangely never happens with Mercurial), I remind myself what Subversion was like.

DELETE * FROM TABLE;

When you delete anything...

What do you do when a modal tries to cover up something you're reading?

Developer console. Delete div. *Flip off Screen * Ahh, z-index: 300000, how quaint? Delete class. Continue reading.

Ok, So I should delete something to restore it ?
[App name: Dumpster]

Damn! Almost three years it must me really hard to code a delete button.

Can GET method be renamed to "accio" and DELETE to "Avada Kedavra"?

Harry Potter on my mind today.

Just created a batch file to delete a directory so that I don't have to right click and move my mouse all the way to delete and click it.

"Hey girl, I will never delete the pointer in my heart to you"

So who out there - - bombed me?
Or did jAsE delete his account again?

Soo, apparently I deleted out Git repo yesterday, when thinking I was working in another repo. Using all day to clean up. Guess I won't be getting any of that "sleep" thing tonight 😭😴

when BFs delete wrong lines of code.

$ gitreset--hard

tfw you delete a big chunk of your code

Entering the password before your laptop fully wakes up, than having to delete what it did register and login again

Just delete the whole local repo and clone again!

(He definitely didn't know about git reset --hard head)

EDGE!!! Your not my default browser... Anyone know how to delete EDGE?!?!

When you delete a block of code that you thought was useless..

Can we PLEASE delete FUCKING AWS!!!

Fuck this god damn piece of shitware

If deleting lines of code means I'm deleting potential bugs...

should I delete EVERYTHING? ):)

Damn right.

Overtime rant, I suspect they will try to denie me half of the overtime pay for the past week cause I did more than ordered to reach their arbitrary deadline.
I will in return offer to delete half the work I did. Rollback changesets and delete the code.

Not sure to delete this block of code... or just comment it out until product owner changes her mind!

Just saved a co-worker by having an installer from 8 months ago in a folder called "desktop", 4 levels deep in folders called "desktop", all on my desktop. My hoarding habits finally saved the day!!!

Can't fix the error? Just delete the exception.

When Windows won't let you delete a file/folder but...

> bash
> rm -rf .peskyfile
> exit

Will...gotta love winux.

I need to delete Discord 🤬🤬🤬

sometimes i just want to delete all my projects and stop coding

People that do not forget to delete their branch after merge on GitHub: ❤️💛💚💙💜

Supervisor: Go interview the client for requirements
Client:i want insert,update blablabla and searching,
Me: Delete?
Client:Nope we want store the data blablabla forever..
*after few weeks*
Supervisor:Can i see the progress?
Me: sure
Supervisor: where is the delete function? I want the delete button !!
Me: :/ *why the hell i hav to meet the client if i need to fllow my supervisor requirements*

#PracticalStudent #Internship #Confusing

Make micro level Git commits and push. Don't delete your branch until it goes to prod. Never.

Devrant feature request: auto delete posts with -2 or worse rating and contains an attached image.

#sickofshittyposts

Okay ... Windows, I really tried to be nice, but that's it. You get off my ssd right now ...

Just got the error: "filename is too long - unable to delete file" (full name incl. path)

Seriously, WHY?
I mean, sure ... Long file paths/names are a thing and this is why there are limitations. I am totally fine with it!
But Why the hell allows windows you to create those files if it is unable to delete these files later ...
I don't get it. Maybe I am just hit my head to hard as a child and someone may enlighten me ...

PS: windows was running in a VM to give it a real serious try after years on Linux

My weather report just says "delete" for friday. ("Löschen" in german)
Seems good weather app, seems good! 🤔

Corporate Training: to lock your screen press ctrl+alt+delete and select lock screen.

Non-Dev: need to lock screen, ctrl+alt+delete... It's not responding... Ctrl+alt+delete.... Wait why did my computer reboot.... NOOOOOOOO... MY WORK

Me, Dev: uhm I just used Win+L...

Cut -> Paste
OR
Copy -> Paste -> Delete (original)?

"Why do we need to comment a line when you can always delete it or save it in a Notepad?"

Apply jobs
Delete rejection emails.
Side projects.
Apply jobs.
Delete rejection emails.
Repeat

If I ask a company to delete and never store any information about me again, can they store that? 🤔

Me: Hey Siri delete...
Siri: Facebook account?

Today I had my first ever prod db fuckup due to too wide where clause in delete query. Spent 8 hours restoring service. It's 02.09 now and I'm finally home, going to bed.

Interestingly enough I've enjoyed this experience...

Can we delete snow from existence

How to convince someone that it's not helpful to delete apps running in background (RAM) on an android phone? it's like a habit for that person😌
says phone will explode with too much RAM being used and don't want apps run in background ... 😥
pls help for arguments

Why the FUCK SCALEWAY DOESN'T DELETE MY FUCKING ACCOUNT!

Arrgh. I just want it to be deleted. I clicked delete almost 3 months now. I used their service for 2 months, charged for 4.

Ok, there is the story.

> Be me
> Be broke
> Buy their 3 Euro package
> Use it for 1 month, you know, install npm, vpn and stuff
> Be broke
> You have 0 euros in your account
> Cannot log in to server couse you didn't paid their bill
> Sure, they have right to do that
> Forget about it
> Earn money
> 3 months later, remember it
> Ok, I want to delete it, couse i don't use it anymore
> Remember you used more than 1 month, so pay your debt
> There is 3 issued bills
> Try to delete account
> Wait 1 month
> They didn't deleted your account
> Fuck it, there is the money you want
> Pay all the bills, hope it ends
> Wait 1 week
> Nope
> Open a ticket
> Says it will be deleted in few weeks.
> Wait 1 month
> DIDN'T FUCKING DELETED

WHY CAN'T THEY DELETE THAT SHIT FOR FUCKS SAKE. WHAT CAN I DO FOR MAKE THEM DELETE MY FUCKING ACCOUNT?

FUCK.

DELETE FROM 'users' WHERE id-1

Oops 😅 I meant id=1

Commented out code.
The anti-comment.

This is also why you should always take a backup:

client.ExecuteNonQuery($"delete from {CategoryTable} where category_id-{id}");

Google wants me to delete my memes

Today I deleted a lot of stuff
Fields, methods, classes, files, even database tables

And for a change, it was all on purpose 😁

Feels good to refactor stuff and clear out the cruft!

How the fuck does Linux think it's okay to let you delete the very partition it's running from?

Definitely the meetings. Not sure if the "Meeting to prepare for the Sprint Planning" or the "Planning meeting to prepare for the Meeting to prepare for Sprint Planning".

I know it sounds like I'm joking, but it actually happened 2 months ago.

trying to delete node_modules in windows :/

When you have to delete your own code, because you just thought of a better way of doing it 😐

I had been struggling with writing some test cases for days - so I decided to delete all the test methods I'd written and start from scratch - took me less than 30 minutes!

I'm happy now

Feel less guilty about switching teams.

Does delete account in devrant asks for confirmation of delete account or just deletes the account without any confirmation?

You work in a phone shop.

How would you, as a developer, in your own words describe the "like" function from Facebook to elderly people who ask you what it means - and don't know shit about computers?

This moment when a client uses only POST requests instead of GET, DELETE, PUT,...
So boring :/

ah, so i figured out if you delete something with ++'s they go away, interesting

My friends AppStore crashed so hard that he tried to delete it.

if (smart === false) {
system32.delete();
} else if (smart === true) {
system32.DEMOLISH();
}

MUAHAHAH