Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Debugging a previously employed intern code for hours (poorly written JavaScript). Found out they were comparing the exact string value of the input boxes. #smh

when you compete with your co-workers to see who can get higher points on devRant

So I needed a break from coding so I decided to get input from my office.

#CodeChef

When that guy *always* starts trying to aggressively optimize his code right after writing it. It really is the root of all evil. DK

while(debug){
coffee++;
if(coffee == OUT){
giveUp();
debug=false;
}
}

Congrats to localhost for being the second devRant user ever to reach 1,000 points! I've greatly enjoyed his awesome posts and I know a ton of other people have too! Thanks for the laughs/great convo and I'm looking forward to an NYC meetup in May :)

Sometimes hell yeah!

Wondering who all looking for technical co-founder?

Am I really a Software Developer or am I just really good looking up stuff on Google?

When you spend 15 minutes writing the code, and 4 hours coming up with the perfect name for the class/method/variable

Cheers to the weekend!

I'm confident CSS is a black box that nobody actually knows how to use

Big company issues: Try access something "access denied". Spend rest of day trying to figure out who can provide access to that page and what manager that needs to approve it :(

A co-worker reads my devRant about him and comes to my office to rant in person.

🤔 accurate?

My life hurts when I have to develop on someone else's computer and they use the "light-theme". #teamdarkside

Why does anybody need me on-site? Seriously, do they even understand how any of this works? If only there was a magical web like network that would connect all our computers.

I am convinced my "boss" is this clueless