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Big congrats to @AlexDeLarge for being the first devRant member to hit 50,000 ++!
A pretty awesome accomplishment highlighting great contributions and content.
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I was giving an interview this other day and I was sharing my screen with the interviewer.
Interviewer 😦: Is this linux you are using?
Me 😅: Ah yes. Since this is a coding round I am not comfortable on windows for coding.
Interviewer 😳: And this is your personal laptop?
Me 😁: Yes, since the only use of windows is primarily to play games and the games I play are usually supported on linux, I dont see any reason why my daily driver should be anything other than linux.
Interviewer 😯: What distro is this?? Looks cool.
Me 😆: Its Ubuntu with KDE Plasma. There are some really cool things in here which actually make my life quite easier.
Interviewer ☺️: I must check this out today itself. Lets start with the interview then.
Me 😊: *Blushing in my mind
And this is how you score some instant brownie points in an interview. Actually if truth be told, that laptop was actually my work laptop and my personal laptop has windows on it because nvidia and Assassin's Creed.19 -
The face of a developer when he makes the similar UI as mentioned in the png file given by designer and the designer points out some minor spacing issue
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When you realize your top rant only had 63 pts and the devrant shirt for your avatar is 4000 points
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I wish we could branch out our lives like in git. Just fork at critical decision points, try out both/ multiple outcomes simultaneously, then reconcile and merge back into master.10
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- Be a Devrant lurker.
- Only created an account for upvoting.
- Desperately want that cool profile picture
- Need rant for points.
Why is my appreciation through upvotes not enough? -_-9 -
*me seeing rant with stress ball in the pic*
Me to gf:"look babe!!! Streeeeesssssballllllll :D I want one"
*gf points at shirt*:"these are your stress balls ;)"5 -
Had to wirte and optimize a C++ program that finds for 1000x1000x1000 grid points the 100 nearest points for each (with an additional factor to make it more complicated).
It had to run in under 18 minutes to pass. No matter what I did I couldn't get it fast enough. I tried kd-trees, caching of certain points, optimizing distamce calculations by ommiting any irrelevant factor, saving points' calculated squares etc etc. When Ibwas down to 20 minutes, I realized, that my makefile had an error and ignored the - O3 flag...
Well, it actually ran 5 minutes with -O3.10 -
Hey from Spain :) hope everyone is having a good time!!
So....
I will be honest :) need 10 points to do ava :D
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int main()
{
bool NeedPoints = true;
int Points = 0;
if (NeedPoints)
{
Points++;
if (Points > 10)
{
CreateAvatar();
NeedPoints = false;
}
}
}29 -
Today I got my programming test back. 50/50 points. I only deserved 40 of them, since I wrote horrible code, so I told the teacher "I don't understand my points." His reply: "I also don't understand." I was laughing for at least 5 minutes 😂8
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I... I can up vote a post? Without having at least X points? Psh, this place is way better than Stack Overflow.3
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If you're a developer that enjoys 200+ line methods with 5+ return points, and literal strings all over the place, please punch yourself, hard.7
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It's almost 3 am.
I'm implementing a upvote system. A post got negative points. You can only upvote in my system. fuck3 -
"We are a privacy focused company that places the user first"
Alrightm, let's check:
dig domain.com MX
Well, another company talking shit, MX record points to google.
Fuck off19 -
Congrats to localhost for being the second devRant user ever to reach 1,000 points! I've greatly enjoyed his awesome posts and I know a ton of other people have too! Thanks for the laughs/great convo and I'm looking forward to an NYC meetup in May :)
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Neat. My StackOverflow reputation dropped like 1k points or more since I last checked ~six months ago.
No clue why.
(Also don't care.)17 -
Bonus points if the person asking me to write tests is a direct contributor to the feature and he's low-key asking me to cover his code.
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People points at something on my monitor: My nuts climb the tree to hide
People points at something on my monitOR BY FUCKING TOUCHING IT: My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable. And fuck you.
Official statistics say that people who touches a monitors screen while im nearby, lives significantly shorter time than people who dont.
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At times, I find stackoverflow community rude. It is, as if all they care about is boasting their virtual ego i.e. points.18
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A huge congrats and thanks to trostik for being the first devRant user ever to hit 1,000 points! He has provided countless laughs through his awesome posts and memes and was one of the earliest devRant users. Cheers buddy 🍻 (real beers if you're ever in the U.S. or we're ever near you 😀)
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When you spend all day debugging and another dev comes over and points out the problem in 30 seconds...4
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"First remove the break points, and then commit the code".
He described it as if the breakpoints could stop time!! 😂5 -
Woohoo we asked for a prioritized list of changes , we got 2 power points instead.
Yeah, fuck you too.4 -
Babies get 100+ points.
💡 I just need to make a baby and I'll have my stress ball!
Baby firstBorn = new Baby("Tommy");
firstBorn.setAppearance = "adorable";
😅12 -
Bonus points if you also wrote it in a language entirely new to you, or even in entirely different paradigm. (In my case Haskell.)
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Me: *gives 8 story points*
PO: Why is it 8 points? this is just copy-pasting and should not take more than 2 hours.19 -
story points that equate to hours.
1 = 1 hour
2 = 1-2 hours
3 = 3-4 hours
5 = 6-8 hours
8 = Kill. Me.
13 = Now.3 -
me: hey prof, i dont know why this is wrong
*points out where its wrong*
prof: hmmm let me see
prof: u see its wrong here. thats why it doesnt work
*points at the exact same thing i pointed out*2 -
We had all hands on developer meeting. There were 2 interesting bullet points:
- deliver fast
- make quality applications
I mean, these two points are not correlated 🙈10 -
I think I should start mentioning my devrant id in my resume.
Just a thought, my points will prove that atleast I have good sense of humor :D2 -
When answer has 180 points on stackoverflow and it isn't even an accurate solution for the posted problem.3
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If you want a New Zealand developer job, you need a work visa. If you apply a work visa you need a job offer to get enough points...6
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FFS GOOGLE, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT A PERSON WHO WANTS TO LEARN MASCHINE LEARNING, DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CALCULATE THE DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 POINTS???
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Blocky, a small game I created last week. You have to destroy blocks to score points and win. Check it out!12
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What happens when your DevRant score surpasses your Stack Overflow one? Do you ascend to a higher spiritual plane?5
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Dear client, if you can't be bothered to check more than two data points during several test imports, why are you surprised your production import has errors in the other 10k+ data points? We told you to check thoroughly, and you swore it was fine. But great now I get to unfuck production while you're mad you can't go live yet.2
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DevRant says I need 10 points to make an avatar.
What if I have a makefile with a target avatar? Can't I
>> make avatar
?1 -
I generated a graph that shows how average score in StackOverflow is falled down over the years.
So if you only have 100 points and your friend that signed up in 2008 has 400'000 points, this can be a reason.
Or maybe this is just an excuse that I'm telling to myself to don't cower and cry, who knows.
Source: http://data.stackexchange.com/stack...
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Finnegan by @retoor has received 16 points for Presentation and 12 points for Functionality (28 total) during the voting phase. And with this, I call it the Winning devRant clone 2023!
She will get an SVG with her likeness and layered sliding animation made by yours truly, which is a potentially perfect trophy for her portfolio. Hope you'll like it, @retoor, so give me a time and it will arrive!
ragedev by @SidTheITGuy has received 6 points for Presentation and 3 points for Functionality (9 total). As such, he will only receive a static SVG portrait. But it's still a good addition to his YouTube channel, I believe!
@ostream with others get a certificate for participation. I don't really know why I'm issuing those, but please accept! It's the least I can do for your all's contributions. Come by the next "jam" announcement, I promise it will be more exciting ;)))
Archive of Unofficial devRant Clone Jam: https://devrant.com/search/...
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Potential client: "We need this project done, but don't have much of a budget. But, if it's successful, could result in a lot more work."
If you want me to invest in your company, offer stock.
FFS.4 -
Today I got stuck 1 hour with an error, I was about to post it on SO then I discovered that was an elementary blunder.
Pheew
Today I avoided to get -200 points2 -
I'm at a church right now because of ties.
I'm a post christian agnostic.
I'm so not chill right now.
OTOH, 1k internet points yay12 -
I'm wondering, if you click an item in the profile builder that requires a certain amount of points, does that amount get retracted from the current amount you have or does it simply display the amount of points you need to acquire that item?1
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I don't know who wrote the documentation of react native, but it is at some points obviously wrong.
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Just got another free burrito because they don't seem to deduct the reward points from the app but keep giving me more...1
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Can someone explain what an IDE does that vim does not? Please arrange your responses into bullet points, so they can be individually addressed.19
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When you just need 2 points more for that rubber duck and you need the duck zo bad :/
"rubber duck why wont my code compile"
~squeek
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I lost points for not including the following comment:
//Declaring variables
int foo, bar;
I already knew how to code, and I completed the assignment in the fewest number of lines needed while still being well commented explaining my logic. I lost points because I didn't say what everyone understood.4 -
Why do you need 100, 500, 1000, 2000 points to unlock some avatar features? Wouldn't 128, 512, 1024 and 2048 be more appropriate for a software community?4
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It's ironic that posts asking for upvotes are a frequent source of upvotes for the people who reply, saying, "don't ask for upvotes."4
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"Execuse me, this specification is not clear in a whole lot of points. Can you please go over it and clarify things?"
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Welcome to devRant, where everything is about our jobs and the points somewhat matter. (because swag and all)2
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Stackoverflow started 8 years ago.
Is there no hope for us "noobs" to ever see the 'k' at the end of our points?
All these 100K + users and i'm over here rejoicing in the 48 points that I was able to muster up with some effort T-T
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Holy shit. In a meeting that literally makes no sense. We're taking credit for work by claiming story points. Story points. How the hell does that work? Especially since we have told management CONSTANTLY that story points are abstract LOE shit and NOT time spent. Yet I suggest if we REALLY want to estimate who worked what we track time spent I get shot down. You can't get a concrete measurement from an abstract concept. Also, we're being encouraged to argue over who does what? What does THAT help? AND we're not even reestimating if we over or under estimating, but being forced to massage our numbers into the estimate. What the fuck?4
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Started off with a prototype with about 20 backend data points per hour and 10 concurrent front-end users. Total dataset in the 10,000s.
Now about 5 backend data points per second and 500 concurrent front-end users. Total dataset in excess of 20,000,000. -
Trying to find a Stack Overflow question to answer is time consuming. I just want enough points so I can upvote an answer...
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Now my only goal is to obtain enough points on this app that I might trick out my profile picture and get it printed to the custom sticker.1
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Things story points are great for:
- Helping the team estimate their workload for a sprint
- Discussing the relative complexity of a task / story
Things I will slap you for, hard:
- Arguing that all the easy stories you plan to pick are actually infinite story points to make you look better
- Going "yeahhhh look at me I did 5 more story points this sprint than Bob, I'm amazinggggg"
- Trying to subtly change the story point assignment after you pick a task so you can do the above while doing sod all work
- "Hmm your team only did x story points this sprint, but team poopoo over there did x+10, what's going on?!"4 -
Student dev : "C++ is C but with OOP features"
Teacher dev : "C++ is a OOP language, you'll loose points if you don't use OOP"
Me: "Time to leave this school"3 -
shout out to -red with the upvote pump! 10,000 is a just up ahead!!!!!
now my devrant points are...
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Our Excel file of critical bugs to fix before live went from 18 to 11 today. I was super happy... then I asked my colleague how he was getting on with his "Points from the designer" task.
It's another document which had 25 new points added to it this afternoon. -
MetaRant - The avatar items cost too many points!
At least at this level of activity within the community.
I'll never get that eye-patch.....10 -
how many of you think it would be awesome if we can use these votes as reward points and redeem at the devrant stores!? 😀7
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Today I read a job offer from my previous workplace and all the things that bothered me there had put them as their points in favor. They are definitely liars4
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Ahhh I've hit 1800 points, if anybody likes any of my posts or comments, I'm coming for you, and I WILL change all your inverted commas for backticks.6
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Welcome to Whose Sprint Is It Anyway, where the estimates are made up and the story points don’t matter!1
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Got an exam next friday, 1/3 of the points are given by calculating decimal numbers to binary numbers1
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Problem saving emojis to your database? MySQL’s utf8 only allows you to store 5.88% of all possible Unicode code points. https://mathiasbynens.be/notes/...2
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Stack Overflow is a great resource for all sorts of programming hints and tips, information and...sadly, desinformation. But if you want to comment on something someone's said you need 50 reputation points. How to achieve that when you need rep points to do anything that could earn you rep points? It's a catch 22 for newcomers that are like totally excluded from any discussions at SO which is more sort of a read-only community to me. This is where devRant shines. Anyone can rant about anything and comment on anyone's rant. Some rants and comments are stupid, and some are great. In the end of the day, freedom of speech is a great thing.9
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Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.7
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At work we get points each month if we don't miss work for the entire month. I have enough points to get a Canon EOS eSLR, or a new mobo-cpu-mem combo. I hate having to make desicions and choices.6
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Just a lost soul trying to get enough points to build an avatar, anyone? And be friends as well, maybe.7
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"we use story points as an estimate for how much time something will take to complete" or "X story points means Y days of work"
fucking kill me4 -
https://dr.03j.de/
Maybe I'm gathering statistics every hour of your score.
Alle angaben ohne gewähr (All data without warranty)
But why are most of you loosing points?19 -
I was happy because I broke 600 points on StackOverflow. Then I saw the post about the guy that reached 1 million and it killed my self confidence2
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Why do you invite devs to a meeting if your going to ignore all the points citing it's a business decision?1
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I feel my first rant shall be about DevRant and not being able to access cool features (avatar) due to not having enough points.5
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Code reviewing, came across this:
Double val = item.getPrice() * pointMultiplier;
String[] s = String.split(val.toString(), "\\.");
points = Integer.parseInt(s[0]);
if(Integer.parseInt(s[1]) > 0) { points++; }
Usually I'd leave it at that, but to add insult to injury this was a level 3 developer who had been there for four (4!!!!) years.
She argued with me that we shouldn't round up loyalty points if theres only 0.00001 in the calculation.
I argued that since it's a BigDecimal, we can set the rounding factor of it.
She didn't understand that solution, refused to hear it.
The code is probably still there.5 -
The principal developer who wrote one of our APIs is on annual leave, there's no documentation.
It's in another language.
Add some points into scrumwise for 'Deciphering hieroglyphics'!4 -
Doesn’t everybody use Fibonacci story dev points to estimate stories?
Doesn’t.. everybody..? 😞
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭6 -
This developer has an media query break point for each style 912 break points. 304 desktop, 304 mobile, and 304 tablet break points. With 18000 line style sheet.6
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How the fuck does Facebook know about the points of interest in videos, so as to play an ad just before that point?3
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customer claims they do scrum but they have quarterly planning events (2 full days) where we need to estimate and plan everything for the next 3 months.
Manager: "last quarter I calculated your velicoty so now you get 4 story points per sprint per developer"
Team: "But you started us off at just 5 per sprint that's too small"
Manager: "Ok but if you only did 4 why do you now want 20"
Team: "Because it's arbitrary and we say we want to"
Manager: "1 story point is 1 day"
Team: "story points aren't time"
Manager: "4 story points is 1 sprint"
Team: "but a sprint is 10 days"
Manager: "the junior dev can do 4 story points per sprint and the senior dev can do 4 story points per sprint"
Team: ...8 -
!rant
So I've developed this weird habit of writing some important points while making college notes as HTML comments
Does anyone else do that?5 -
When you login to devrant after couple of years and see it as a mature platform for devs to hangout.
Poor you with low rep points on the platform.9 -
Always save every thing you make! No matter how insignificant it might seem... You won't regret it.
Bonus points if you catalog by year -
When everything you're sent gets assigned top priority and the only way you can tell the difference is by how many exclamation points are used and the occasional uppercase...
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Coding JavaScript... Makes an object, creates a method, Uses 'this', 'this' points to the object... Good...
Calls another method, uses 'this'... Now 'this' points to the window object...
Why... WHHYYYYY... :'(3 -
Started an open source css library, consisting of class based animations
Check it out and please suggest some points to make it more better.
VOV.CSS
https://github.com/vaibhav111tandon...4 -
devRant is the new stackoverflow.
A few weeks ago you'd spend time on SO scoring points. By now, though...2 -
Devs are users too damnit. Stop making bad UX for your tutorials. Bonus bad boy points if you can't write clearly or spread misinformation.2
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Best and worse IDE feature for you.
Me :
IDE : VS2019
Best : Conditional break points (cf image)
Worst : Git branches management (For example : can’t delete multiple branches at the same time)
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Just wasted two hours because C# float.parse only allows dots for decimal places and ignores commas..... But float.tostring uses a comma WTF.
I was writing an obj file exporting the vertices with tostring, then when loading the model would show up broken but in other 3d applications it worked.
Who did come up this bright idea ?2 -
Sprint planning, the haiku:
“Is this worth four points?”
“I don’t know, what do you think?”
“Let’s just make it four”8 -
Today is my last coursework submission. I've touched on a lot of topics I never thought I would be able to do/even thought about. I like data science, but I just don't feel so passionate about it now. I just want to ditch coursework and do cool shit, but I never find the time.
Anyone else get somewhat "fed up" of what they've studied? How did you get through it? Just do the "cool shit"?3 -
Well i am just newbie,
How to create an avatar here
Thanks me later cause if i post then they will increae my points8 -
supposing the complex plane were projected onto the surface of a sphere? besides measuring angles between points, would there be any utility in measuring the length of a curve between two points?
is this just the same as operating on complex numbers in polar coordinates?
I don't know enough to know what I don't know, thats why im asking.4 -
When commenting it would be nice to see the comment you are commenting against. Often they are long with several points and you can't refer back to it8
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The ability to sudo kill all the idiots that point a deprecated function to another deprecated funtion that points to a deprecated function. Smh.
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Project managers moved all the tickets around and then got mad that we couldn't find them to log our time.
Mass mutiny about logging time in general and expected dev hours per week.
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Just spent two days on a isotope filtering bug with HubSpot. Finally got it working.
10 points to me 😂 -
I've been watching my points and I'm wondering where the 7k people are at?
Does it feel lonely at the top?3 -
Screw Scrum, screw it very much. Is it a task or a story? Oh let's make it a story to track points. What are points, really? *20 minute grilling always follows* Well they're kind of a roundabout way of talking about time without talking about time, mkay? But last time 2 points took you a day, what gives now? What do you mean points are for internal use, but how will management plan ahead for next quarter? Ok, let's mix in all those new people, and propotionately bump the expectation for the sprint, mkay? Yeah, they did 34 points per sprint over there, we'll just add those in. Oh, and by the way, after the 4-day estimation session we had where everyone was seizuring, I scheduled us at 645 points for the coming quarter, mkay? Don't worry, I added 15% for the "unexpected dtuff" so you're safe. Fuck you scrum, scrum-fall, whatever you are. Lost a dev lead role once for being honest about it after a year with a team that loved me, and projects completed more or less on time. Been reconsidered for a dev lead role for being honest about it in another place. Somebody else peddle this kool-aid, this one prefers a walk-on role in the wall to a lead role in the cage.5
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I'm installing WHMCS. 777 to be writeable? Thefuck.
Ill give you 764 at max boi, you aint getting the remaining 13 points, no topscore for you.
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I just really want to pluck my eyes out...
My sister is abroad for a music festival where she is attending as a speaker.
Her speech got almost ready at the last moment. The slideshow presentation was sloppy cause she gave some half-assed points to put. I saved the files (PDF and PPT) on her laptop and on her USB stick, I didn't keep any copies for me. She rehearsed her speech and I added some more points to enrich it and fill a bit more time. When she got there, she messaged me if it was possible to add those extra points to the presentation. I asked her to e-mail me the new points and the presentation on time (which it didn't happen), expecting a file attached to the e-mail. And guess what:
SHE FREAKIN' TYPED EVERYTHING EXCEPT OF THE TITLE!!!
AND NOW I HAVE TO REDO THE WHOLE PRESENTATION!!!
I can't facepalm myself hard enough to hop onto another universe... -
• *insert intelligent-sounding phrase here*
• like i care about your too many bullet points on your LinkedIn... -
Why the hell do some teams use story points on bugs? I mean, there's a reason why they're called STORY points 😯
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Had a php float value that I needed to use as a string, so I typecasted it.
Later on in the code I need the value again but now it was a string.
Typecasted it back to a floating point.
My colleague almost killed me when he found out what caused the miscalculations.2 -
I had an a assignment to submit in the same week i had an infi exam. I wrote this comment and submitted. I submitted it a bit late so I lose points for it, but except that I got all the points.
FYI I know infi is written as "Infinity" in English, but learned that later.
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I fucking hate that in JavaScript we have the naming convention of index.js for entry points, whyyy? no sense, thanks node7
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Finally, a ticket with 6 story points got cleared from QA after 2 weeks. You can't describe that feeling I guess.3
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The moment you realize that you don't need more than 100 Points to create an Avatar that looks like you in real life
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Not a big fan of iPhone’s touch points. They don’t feel intuitive at all to me. Maybe it’s my 8 years of Android experience talking.1
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triggers {
cron('H */1 * * 1-5') // 23 every working day
}
I hate when comments are not updated along with code.
Even more when git blame points at me xD1 -
For those with hiring experience, or just informed opinions.
Candidate A:
1.5 years self-taught web development, primarily Javascript, but also Ruby & Golang
6 months commercial front end experience
Brucey Bonus: a significant fullstack personal project (deployed), plus lots of smaller projects. Has focused a lot on learning OOP and functional paradigm principles.
Candidate B:
As candidate A, but instead of a personal project, has made a couple dozen PRs on a big open source project (ie Mozilla’s debugger). They seem to have eschewed really dialling down into algorithms/paradigms, preferring to learn “in the wild”.
They both perform equally well in interview tests, and appear to be engaging, hardworking and approachable.
Which one do you pick, and why?24 -
You have Total 4 Points
* You lose a point if you are reading this on your computer screen
* You lose a point if you are barefooted
* You lose a point if you are tired of everything and want a vacation
* You lose a point if you want a chilled beer
How many points you have now ?10 -
What are your thoughts on sprint planning meeting with poker cards? ( Everytime we had those meetings, dev team points are always similar and rest of the people never)6
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I have 50Mb internet via Cox Cable (US), what AP should I get that:
1) Allows at least six devices on 802.11 at once
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Ok so the real question is, if the Floating Points have some limitation in accuracy, how do Supercomputers Handle that?12
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Dear Dark Side #5
Don't respect updates, save your company:
Create restore points on your colleagues machines.
6 months later, restore those points.
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First dev job was not really a job but rather an internship... I was completely new to Spring and Jersey Java and i was given a 5 points story "which turned out to be 8 later on" to consume a RESTfrl webservice... Manipulate the response and create an Excel sheet at the end... But the Excel columns n rows had some complicated logic to determine colour, font, borders, alignment and a lot of other props..
Got it done "code was a bit ugly" and dev lead was satisfied and told me I actually knocked out an 8 points story on my own... Team velocity was 5 points story per Dev.
Now im a full time Developer therr1 -
I really need to get on a VPN... looking for recommendations. bonus points for affordable family plan so my girlfriend can use it too.
NordVPN? Private Internet Access? others?13 -
Suddenly loosing control over what pointer points at what pointer points at what pointer AAAHHHHH. (And that feeling when your application doesn't crash after a php full of retries)1
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Anyone else feel guilty if your profile points on here get higher than the +1's you've given? I guess I might be a socialist :p2
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Just wrote a small program for university to calculate the intersection of three lines (they should meet in one point). Well sometimes I had a issue so I just calculated all three points and took the points which are the same.
If it's stupid and works it ain't stupid2 -
When I was updating my avatar, I got to know that tattoo on the face requires the most points (100000 points).9
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!rant
So has anyone added 'x years of experience in Intercal' to their resume? Bonus points if you convinced a recruiter it was a viable and sought after language. -
Fuck AIX, fuck you in your stupid face. I hope you choke on a mouse and die in computer hell.
Bonus points if you get the movie reference without google.1 -
Devrant Jeopardy - 1 - 5 points
*First* person to ask the correct question gets 5 points. However, if you post an incorrect question, you will lose 5. Here is the first clue:
Programmers who use this two letter acronym online might have BPD. Alternatively, they might referring to working with Haskel.10 -
200 Stack Overflow epeen points for anyone who can fix my problem:
https://stackoverflow.com/questions... -
create large PR and annotate points of interest on the PR
still get told to walk through it for people as they won't be arsed to read it, or even look at the points of interests themselves1 -
The more you good and quick at your work, the more feedback points/improvements you get.
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Client doesn't read scope doc. Sends me email asking basic questions that were mentioned as bullet points in the document and subsequent PSA4
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Honest question, if you work in an agile environment, do you prefer story points or counting of hours to gauge tasks?4
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I am legit getting tired of trying to help people improve and hit huge roadblocks because nobody seem to care if what we do works for the intended purpose.
I have seen some terrible unstable code that fails 50% of the time on run time and never was reviewed or tested on core software, but since it was worth a lot of story points, people get congratulated for finishing it but nobody bothers checking if it really works in the first place. Story points are meaningless in this Agilefall Frankenstein shit process we use and bosses keep saying they will improve it but nothing gets done.
Worst thing is my work often depends on this shit.
I swear one of my good colleague and I are trying to introduce commit and PR gating, code review, code quality to avoid as much problems as possible while speeding up CI and documentation but 90% of devs do not give a single fuck about it. They just bypass it with admin rights because it supposedly slows them down.
When I bring up to management that the processes are terrible, I get the classic "we can't force people to use these processes because we have to respect their work ethics and it is different from yours." While I get that some things are subjective, in this case that's a lot of words to say they suck and give no fucks.
Sorry for the rant, it is starting affect my morale and efficiency at work, but I know every workplace got its problems.2 -
Log points in chrome Dev tools
Cool feature to stop unwanted console message in chrome browser
https://developers.google.com/web/...1 -
Is there any good program to visualize wifi signal?
I want to install access points in a house and want to see how good the signal is everywhere1 -
The next point on the maps points really look like
Black deep chasms to me not being in a hurry to be drugged raped or arrested -
Does anybody know how to make the story points from sub-tasks in Jira count towards reports when they're completed?
This graph is completely meaningless.
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DevRant should send out different swag you achieve with points then the one you can buy. Your achievement of a 500++ literally cost $6.4
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