Navbar is cool now, better than the older one. But can you please move this circle for creating a new rant to the right? Actually it's all over everything and really disturbs. And possibly also fade it Out when you scroll.

Just got paid for my first job! I so happy 😊

Finally did my first rectangle in opengl in an sfml window in c++

Me : I found this code issue, I think we need to fix it
PO: does it affect the user?
Me: not really but we can make it better
PO: do you have a defect for it in *insert issue tracker here*
Me: no, I just noticed it
PO: is there an IM ticket for it?
Me: I don't think so
PO: is this issue already in production?
Me: possibly. Yes. That's why I was wondering if we should fix it.
PO: okay then we will fix it in the 3rd release from now if you still remember it by then.

Yay!

(This text is needed, because my message needs to be between the 6 and 5000 characters long. In other words, "Yay!" is not long enough. So I'm typing a shitload of text to be sure I have enough characters in my message. Now I will stop typing, because I dont want to reach the 5000 character limit.)

"I'm new to {{someFramework}}, can you tell me how everything works?"

What font do you use for your text editor?

Ever been scared to open your laptop in public because you can't remember if you closed the porn you were watching the prior night?

Fucking printers are made by satan himself.
My printer apparently needs cyan, yellow and magenta for printing grayscale.
So suddenly my colours are empty
Bullshit but whatever, I used ducktape to tape of the little glas place where it checks inkt levels.
My printer thinks they are full and prints again. Booyah.

About 200 pages further it says they are empty again.
BULL FUCKING SHIT
The satan spawn that made my printer must have made the cartridges with a chip that has a maximum of pages. So even if the cartridge is FULL, the chip says its empty and so the printer thinks that as well

If i find the demon spawn that programmed the printers, I will make you program in brainfuck or whitespace for the rest of your life!!!!!!

I am going to start a new podcast next month. It will be called TechWiz, and the goal is to teach you how tech works inside and out. The first episode will be released sometime in January and come out each month.

This got me walking on the right side of life. I feel saved

Worst possible coworker ever, narcisit beyond belief.... When something new arrived, sealed, he would open asap, break it (audibly and visibly) in front of everyone and proclaim it came in broken from the manufacturer.... He was absolutely incapable of reflection, logic or compassion in any way.

My coworker used to write code but never bothered with indents and nests. He got fired for not following the rules of the company. I know this sounds boring but w/e

I just received about 8 -- in 3 minutes from someone... 😔
Haters gonna hate.

P.S. Sorry if you, whoever you are, didn't like some of my contents on this website.

When you don't use window for a long time.

Merry Christmas to you too!

"90's kids are impatient developers and change job too often" is a phrase I hear often from other managers... The thing I always tell is, generations will clash and yea, we grew up wanting to work in awesome places developed by the marketers mind. How can we reach a better agreement? I have no idea!
Just want to wish you all a merry Xmas and keep on ranting!!

It's like minefield of idiots.

Help this DevRanter for Christmas! I'm 8++ removed from the amazing stressball on one of my rants!

I feel like devRant should have less

"I got fired"
"I got the job"
"I'm new"
"How do I do .... on devRant"

And more

"FUCKING PM"
"STUPID SERVER"
"I HATE THIS XYZ"

You know what I fucking mean?