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CTO @ outofscope dev.
Skills

js, c#, sql, php, html, css, RegEx, phaser, monogame
Location

Germany
Github

geselle-jan

Joined devRant on 6/7/2016

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Another piece of code that a guy in my office wrote. Now ex-employee!

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This is awesome.

undefined bootloop os

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Parents with computer problems

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True shit.

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How do you uninstall such a program without feeling very guilty...,😅

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I have mixed feeling about this test result

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Shitty-Clent-side: Onclick of submit button, send request to server
Server: Responds with a 500 error.
Shitty-Client-Side: change "Submit" to "Submitted" and backgroumd color to green(because UX is important and error handling can go to hell)

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BF: If you were a database, I would join with you.
Me: Left or right?
BF: Inner.

(there are no words)

undefined wife that man sql databases nsfw possibly biggest dork

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Am I the only one that uses chopsticks to eat snacks at the computer?!?

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A real lifesaver

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Has any of your clients asked you to disable inspect element and right click on webpages to protect their COPYRIGHT images from being downloaded...

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As a freelancer, I outsource every bit of work to other countries with cheaper labor and charge the client like a rollercoaster

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Listening to two girls argue about how thin their eyebrows are is what you deserve for forgetting your headphones at home

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To convert an int number to a string I do this:-

String s=10+"";

undefined lazy dev wk47

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Commenting out unneeded code instead of deleting it.

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Just learned my company says it owns everything I think or build, whether I am on the clock or not. It was in the handbook, not the paperwork I signed, but it says I agree to it if I keep working for them. It even says I cannot show interest in something without their approval. FUCK!

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I hate people who put underscore at the beginning of private variables names in Typescript. And I don't care if they have their reasons, I just hate them.

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DevRant: You've scrolled past our devRanting limit. Please stare at this screen and take a moment to reflect on your decisions.

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Staying up late programming (even if I have to work in the morning on a programming job).

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console.log for debug

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I use variable names so bad that even i forget what they mean

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Taking a picture of my screen with my phone instead of screenshooting it

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When I know that i 'm working on the same file with someone from my team, I do my best to commit first so he 'll be the one resolving conflicts :D

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Coding without listening music

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Ignoring IE compatibility

undefined sorry not sorry wk47

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I automatically don't trust People who use pictures of clouds on the background for anything related to cloud computing.

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I am always pulling before pushing... a door.

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..........

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Leaving TODO comments in code

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