Today i made my first money as a PROGRAMMER, I sold my laptop

Fact=!rant

Gf: Hey look, YouTube shows a preview of the video on mouse hover
Me: pornhub did it first
Gf:what?
Me:wut?

Boss: “Our YouTube channel doesn’t look at all like our website.”

Me: “I’ve made it look as close to our branding as YouTube allows for with its limited editing controls.”

Boss: “This is unacceptable. I expected more from you.”

Me: “I cannot accept the blame for this. YouTube is setting the design parameters for all channels and I can only do so much.”

Boss: “You can call the YouTube, can’t you? Why didn’t you call them?”

Me: “.......and ask them....what?”

Boss: “You don’t ask! You tell! Our company has been around for 140 years. Our brand name carries that weight. They’ll change their design to what we need if you’re assertive enough.”

Me: “Ma’am, that’s just not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.”

It's all new :)

Comment I found in the code today ;)

When a Frontend dev turns hacker.

!dev

what kind of fucking sorcery is C cord of guitar, how the fuck is it humanly possible to hold those cords , fucking aliens !!

It took me 4 hours for coding C note function in stm32 discovery board and playing it on speaker using a DAC

i am 3 day in guitar can’t play a single note properly, fuck 🤬 !!!! My wrist hurts my fingers hurts.

I'm 2 fucks away from sharing this on my work group

super fast "hello world".

Yeah fine !!

I can lead other people to treasure i cant get😅

Too many such videos out there..
This guy is on point

Stupid questions!

"Stack Overflow Mods are just ❤️"
~ Noone Ever

Oh my dog, why?

On Slack
Me: I can't access the VPN
Network team: You have to create a user incident
My browser: 403
Network team: Yeah you need to be on the VPN to access the incident system
Me: 😐

Being Generous

Just a Developer thing!. You can apply for jobs through APIs.

*random person stars my repo on Github*

Me: Fuck yes give me those stars!

*checks user's profile, has starred 40k repositories*

Me: Take that star back you whore.

Webpage: It looks like you are using ad-blocker
Me: It looks like you are getting closed biatch.

You can't even make this shit up.

The British NCSC is stopping with the terms "blacklist" and "whitelist" because it would be racist...

Fucking oversensitive cocksuckers.

Haha Big funny

........

Hahaha let me see who knows 😃😃

Windows troubleshooter

Check out my new app!

http://localhost:3000/

!rant

These tax filing services are becoming really honest all of a sudden what with the economic collapse.

And the client replied. We are using IE1. Its not working.

Glad to be back!

Here's something that came up in the online class today 😂

A string array...

When you work from home and your manager wants a word with you.