HackerRant

Being the person that has to find bugs in that hellscape. 😫🔫

I fixed two Bugs, now there are three new ones
Why?

When they hear you are a programmer

Error handling done properly.

All JavaScript developers will understand :|

that moment when your friend ask you to make him a simple landing page and now it's an 8 pages website with a blog that you have to teach him how to use!!!

The junior dev sent me this and it made me chuckle.

When you forget to remove your console.logs, and other developers be like:

It happens to me each month..

Bad Java code is one thing. Bad objective-c code is like OHHHH MY GOD DUDE WTF ARE YOU DOINGGGGG

I make things I'm not proud of.

Worst part of my job is working with developers who write unnecessarily complex and non-maintainable code.

- Why isn't this script working
- Review Error Log
"Incorrect Syntax: line 122"
- There is no line 122
**3 Hours Pass
- Damn had an old broken version of the script still running in the background 😐🔫

"That moment when your so eager to finish your deadline that even in your dreams your still coding"

Am I the only programmer that doesn't drink coffee?

I was asked - what IDE I use for CSS?
I replied - Chrome Developer Tools like a pro!

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Falling sick on the weekend after a long week is probably the worst feeling ever.

I missed enjoying with cousins. I missed a 10k run I had signed up for. I missed coding.

Found devRant at the right time I guess - the only silver lining.

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how to learn everything in 21 days. :-)

Did u get it ?

The new generation

When you receive tens of JAVA job offers, just because your online resume says you are good at "Javascript".

Rant Init...

That moment you write some magnificent code and everyone is sleeping so you can't share it with anyone but you feel like the room should turn into an exciting musical where you win an award. (Best code can ONLY be written between the hours of 12am and 6am)

The next day, you try to explain to your significant other (user) how amazing this new genius way of doing that "thing" was, in hopes of sharing your excitement but all you get is a "you're such a dork" instead.

You may even try to share it with a coworker or fellow programmer but somehow they just don't see how exciting it is for you.

Rant completed...

twitter: good job, let's promote your profile, but you have to pay us.
devrant: awesome job being involved, here some stickers!

found a much better community

"Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows."

2:30 am: Okay, I think I found the bug. I'll try a last compile then I go to bed.
...
4:30 am: sh*t

Life of a software engineer.

Project management

She: What are you getting from writing code all day?

Me: Lots of compilation errors
and sadness

Do we want a dark theme for DevRant?