Someone's having a bad, bad day...

Apparently, drake made a song called "Kiki do you love me".

No. Just no.

Too bad it was you and not MF Doom.

Does anyone know if there's a Bob Ross of development?

I feel like I just need to hear someone coding or talking best practices in a chilled out relaxing way to help me through the day.

Nostalgia level: ∞

When someone pays for WinRAR !!

Happens all the time 😒

Dear Americans, happy Thanksgiving. Don't clog your toilets.

From Paris, with constipated developer rage.

Quick'n'dirty devrant filter for tampermonkey (frontpage, comments, mentions in comments, notifs), since there's no block/ignore function, bye to whoever lands on that 👋

Well how do you check booleans?

We got upgraded from PHP4 to 7 last night and everything went fine without a hitch....yet why do a have a chill up my spine writing this?

Me, Linux guy, who likes.. really likes..
Visual Studio..Code.

Visual Studio Code.

👍Well done "Tiles Corp.".

Made live code changes to production site... during peak visitation hours... things broke... no one noticed... Thug life.

I read somewhere that 3 out of every 2 developers suck at math.

Q: "Why isn't she committing to me?"
A: "Because you are in her .gitignore list"...

When you're browsing web with firefox and accidentally opens new window instead of new tab

Who wants these?

devRant cross 10k downloads on Android, what about ios?

Opening : node js developer 7+ year experience

I think they are looking for creators

If I could impress girls with my Java skills, I would still be single.

// When in doubt comment it out ;)

Yayyyyy my programming deck came in!

Just left a job where I felt like one of the best devs on the team. At my new job I feel I have so much to learn from the devs I work with. I'm so happy. :)

Wondering who got bitcoins? 🙌🏼

How do I explain to my PM that I don't want to come into the office because I code better half naked surrounded by soda cans and several layers of cheeto dust

The code does not compile anymore and I don't know why... deploy is tonight

I love the way young devs code assuming the product owner won't change their mind

Whenever I can't figure out my bugs/errors, I take a break or sometimes go home and check back on it the next day.
I always remember what Albert Einstein said:
"We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Legacy code 😂

It's probably an easier task to code an app for iOS in BASIC than getting 100 +1s on a rant.

Thanks all for letting me reach 200 +1's on how much my developer life sucks 😈😈