Literally xD

Mac: Suddenly turns off
Me: Fuck my code..F***
Mac: No response at all
Me: reset SMC etc etc
Mac: I am dead (no battery detection, dies after 10 min on power adaptor)
Me: Skips a heart beat..(Git, oh yea git)

**Takes Mac to store, After diagnosis**

Apple Freaking Genius (AG): Your Mac has a mother board problem it needs to be replaced.
Me: Hmm what is the problem exactly??
AG: Issues in logic board and some other components.
Me: How much?
AG: Out of warranty so $$$ (60% of original amount)
Me: (wtf?) Really
AG: It's entire motherboard replacement .. bla bla

**Bring it home > open > everything seems ok on multimeter as per circuit diagram > finally finds a voltage drop that is not consistent > minute short circuit > remove > check further > nothing else > reassemble > hit power button > starts fine > freaking battery detected > works fine**

0 $ repair

Fixes two more devices @ 0 $ in friend circle

Builds a raspberry pi backup laptop with 3d printed body..Ubuntu.. you know can't live without a computer

#ThugLife #Engineer

He : You're the " ; " to my code.

She : sorry, I use python.

Busted!

Made live code changes to production site... during peak visitation hours... things broke... no one noticed... Thug life.

His last words:
"I'm not a slave of you(boss). I'm a fuckn Developer!"

La-da-da-da-dahh 
It's the mfin D-O-double-G (SNOOP DOGG!) 

Adobe XD will kill Sketch in future LOL

HR : Hiring for a senior flutter developer with 8+ years experience

Flutter release date : May 2017

Thug life

It is very hard to be a programmer and hate coffee. 😑

I want to reach this level of excellence. I searched, "How to clone object in JavaScript?".

I think,

Every programmer when Starts learning programming:-

'I am the one who is gonna lead the world'

But ends up saying:-

'What the fuck I was supposed to do?'🙃

By doing challenging shit.

Heard Java 7 provides catching multiple exceptions in single catch block ! hmm .. why need when I got this 😎😁
try {
// do something...
} catch (Exception e){
//log it ..
}

That awkward moment when you stay late at the office and are blaring gangster rap and the cleaning guy comes around. #thuglife 😂😂😂

Just upgraded to Mojave and Android studio 3.2.

I am now leaving it all broken and going to sleep.

The feeling when your mobile connection is faster and also more reliable than your connection @ localhost --> everywhere I'm shufflin

* Stay without password for 1 month*

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED:
Install Linux, installed i3 wm and changed all mappings to custom ones.
#thuglife

This is Me, leaving the office before everyone else