I can relate...

502 Bad Gateway

Made me laugh so hard thinking about how often a semi-colon has been my source of depression & self injury

I hate when someone compares two languages depending on which one gives a "Hello world" with less lines of code.

This is the snackbar at my university's computer science building

My son, who is graduating soon with degrees in game programming and economics, found this. Very true.

When my colleague asks for help when debugging, I like to start of with setting a few breakpoints.

Milk++

No, intern. You do not know more than I do. Stop talking.

Any social event.
"I'd rather be coding."

Guys! It's 'code' NOT 'codes'.

I check the newbie's code. [correct]
I check the newbie's codes. [not correct]

Programmers write 'code'. It's an uncountable noun so we cannot pluralize it.

Spies use 'codes'.

before I found devRant

!rant

Just read a DevRant comment and it made me laugh out loud. Looked at the user and it turned out to be an old comment of mine. Looked at the upvotes ... at least I think I'm funny. 😂

not sure why they don't just make it free and have a donate option 😀

do {
fix_hacked_code();
if(emergency)
write_hacked_code();
} while(working);

Add the next line when you don't want anyone to mess around with your code. ;)

// Autogenerated. Do not edit, all the changes will be undone.

😂😂😂😂

Do you have any funny comments in code?

You realize how beautiful it is to work in the back-end when...

"Can you move it down 1px?"
"Can you try this color?"
"Can you make it pop more?"
"Can you make the animation 0.01ms faster?"

Millions more...

I find it hard to trust code school's courses when they use green as the color for error.

Senior architect-type person at work wants me to review some code he's written. Is it on GitHub/Gitlab/Bitbucket etc? Nope. "Here, I've printed it out for you. " 😂

When was the last time you printed code out? Also it's in black and white, times new roman😱💀

Do recruiters realize how ridiculous they sound saying they're looking for a "rockstar/ninja/big mover?"

give me an actual job title.

😆😆😛

Programmers

When you're browsing web with firefox and accidentally opens new window instead of new tab

"I'll not sign off this project unless you promise me that the app will NOT GET WET WHEN YOU UPLOAD IT TO THE CLOUD" (was a desk application... I left the company that same day and promised myself I'll never get back)

Debugging async multithreaded apps is so much fun that I have a pile of hair on my desk that's been pulled out in frustration.

Considering making a wig to wear after I'm done.

A client wants to make a Pokemon GO type of game.. In two months.. (before the hype ended, they said)

Today:
Me: I need to reimage my Hard Drive

IT (Professional):we need to check the disk for errors.

Me: no, I need reimage my HD

IT: we shouldn't do that if the disk is bad

Me: the disk is fine we just need to reimage my HD

IT:let's check it anyways to be safe

Me: :/

Three hours later................
HDD: Pass
All checks: Pass

IT: maybe we should reimage the hard drive.

Me: Great Idea

ME: 😵🔫