Friend bought me cards for my birthday. There's no way I'm learning brainfuck...

This interview NEVER gets old

When each day there is a new framework in the JavaScript world...

*looks through code trying to find and fix a bug that crashes server, thinking heavily*

*Coworker comes up*

> Oh hey did you see the email I sent you?

*Forgets everything and has to reread code from top to understand*

repeat indefinitely

I just told a colleague of mine, and worst programmer i got to know, to call me the alchemist.
Because I'm the one turning his shit to gold

Just want to Order my Free stickers.. but don't know which Email I used xD

6 hours of work before I actually wrote a line of code today. Reverse engineering stuff is interesting but not always fun

Looking at somone else's code

When we know the listener is dumb.

So my stickers arrived the other day and I gave them a little ride 🙂

"A dead program normally does a lot less damage than a crippled one" *

(*) The Pragmatic Programmer

Everybody is complaining about the new MacBook Pro... But what's the alternative??? Just started my fucking company notebook and having the same status for 10 minutes now:

That's how I keep my cool in the summer.

A bit improvised, maybe a little unsafe, but it does the job quite well.

Best part of intern developper : that feel when you present what you've done to the users, and they're fond of it.

This

This is just amazing.

Simple way of storing keys.

When the Coke machine at Five Guys needs a better processor...

Not a developer, but I married one <3 best part is, I get to learn devs stuff so that I can be the smarty-pants at work...

I didn't have to buy any accounting or payroll or any kind of software for my company as I can make it all by my self.

Every single time....

Work from home they said

I sure love myself some Ubuntu 😀

How many references does it take to crash Java?

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