Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

Wife: what are you thinking about?

Me: how to optimize key storage in a binary tree

Wife: forget that I asked

It's friday, don't forget to push your code before you go home 😊

Forget your md5 or else

Don't forget the WHERE in the DELETE FROM.

Clippy. Never forget

And all the frameworks that we're released after this post

Such folks 😓 And not to forget the $1000+ systems.

If I had these I would forget what color is the sun 😂

It happens to me each month..

Never forget 😂

10 years of dev experience. Never forget your first errors

When you are too much of a techie and forget you can just nod

No-code platforms always like to forget that writing the code is *literally* the easiest part of software development 🙄

Worst advice: "Forget Android, specialize on BB10, that's the future'

Never forget the WHERE clause on UPDATE :(

HR girl sent a generic email with the job description and benefits of the company but forgot to set it as BCC.

Not 3 minutes passed that all the 73 recipients of the mail (me inlcuded) start replying to all making jokes about it, ranting about HR in general.

An hour later we created a Facebook page called "not-BCC guys" where we keep us posted about opening positions in our companies to bypass future HR hunting interactions.

Never forget.

Forget AI , Google is using Magic now.

Me 3 years ago watching someone use git on terminal: woaah is he a hacker???

Me now: *types git status, press enter* *repeat 3 times*
Non Programmer friend: cool! are you hacking?
Me: Nope. Just forgot what I was trying to do

people often forget the real first rule of programming: "All user input is malicious."

You can rant, you can do everything but don't forget to clear your pendrives

When you trail -f but forget to grep

Forget Notepad for programming, Wordpad is where it's at.

When you forget to exit a loop

"I'll put this shopping list on my phone so I don't forget it!"

In middle of your wonderful coding journey, don't forget to do this once in a while.

Never treat your users/client as they are dumb, never forget that they are, in fact dumber.

If you have to program in JavaScript, don't forget to drink water. Excessive crying could dehydrates your body very quickly.

When you forget to remove your console.logs, and other developers be like:

Don't forget to sleep young padawan.

When you're so exited that you forget you have a name.
And thanks for the stickers senpai @dfox and @trogus.

When Facebook developers forget a semicolon...

Don't forget to Git commit

When you didn't forget

"I forgot how to program!"

"How could you forget what you didn't know in the first place?"

Programming class is fun.

Let's not forget 👀

Just fucking start it.

Don't stop before it is done.

Take breaks when needed.

And don't forget to have fun!

This is my first check-in to devRant since I got this CIO position. Never forget your roots! ❤️

Forget StackOverflow profiles, recruiters should look for devRant profiles.

When you forget to take coffee at before work. :)

don't forget to release build ;)

If you ever feel useless don't forget the following response code- 418 I'm a teapot.

My new keyboard. Never forget the semi colon again.

When you're so deep into the code finding a bug that you forget what you are looking for :(

Don't ever ever forget to push before leaving office.
I repeat : Don't ever ever forget to push!
Sends app to client.
At home and decides to check if the changes actually worked just to realize it crashes because i forgot to comment out my dummy test data.

*On a bus back to the office at midnight*

Never forget to pull & push

8 months working on a spaghetti monolith made me forget how readable code looks like...

Anyone else forget about food sitting right next to them when you get stuck on a problem?

This means so much in coding too... it just takes one.

When your girlfriend takes notes for you over the phone so you don't forget it before you get home.

Don’t forget to clean up unused docker volumes once in a while...

working on correcting bug 1
found bug 2
correct bug 2
forget what is bug1

FML

Sometimes I forget that not all Terminal commands begin with "git."

git ls
git less fileName.ext
git cd ..

"forget this foreign key relation thing. It is really annoying if you want to delete entries..."

When Visual Studio won't tell you where did you forget to put the ";"...

A long developement day start when you forget your headphones at home.

Figured out a problem on the bus to work. Must get to the office before I forget!!!😀

Forget tabs vs spaces. The real war is between light and dark themes.

Don't forget to flush when you're done here.

always remember, never forget it

When you get caught up in code and forget you put food in the microwave :/

What piece of advice u can give to a couple who are developer and getting married.
*Don't forget to COMMIT*

When you forget you're using your hotspot and not the WiFi and burn through all 7GB of your mobile data...

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw a dev?...

Forget it, I'm drunk.

"I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand." - Confucius

Dont forget to clear cache when debugging web apps..

Reciepe for cold coffee:
1. Make Coffee
2. Start Coding
3. Forget you made coffee
4. Drink it cold

Do you spend sometimes too much time on making the code look pretty that you forget to implement the f** feature?

I hate it when I'm in the middle of a refactor so big I forget why I started it.

dont forget to be awesome

When you forget to empty your recycle bin, :O

Never forget the where clause in an UPDATE query.......

Forget porn detection and chatbots. What the big companies SHOULD be using AI for is detecting missing semicolons in code.

When you automate so much stuffs that you forget where the config files are at.

1986. Commodore 64 computer. First program in assembler to move cursor on screen. I will never forget that day.

I use variable names so bad that even i forget what they mean

Worst coding mistake: forget to remove print statement that prints user authentication details.

Don’t forget to wait for this screen before you press the shutdown button.

You have 3 PHD, Try forget my password

WHO AT MICROSOFT THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE CORTANA AS VOICE ASSISTANT WHILE SETTING UP WINDOWS 10

When you forget your headphones at home... -_-

U can forget wearing your pants but never these 3...

Don't forget to drink lots of water to keep the focus 👌🏿 have a good day! :)

Even if interdimensional monsters are looking for you... never forget to naming your variables!
#Bob

When you forget to uncheck the "RegExp" button in the "find and replace" dialog, and it's too late to undo your changes.

I'm a Microsoft fan, but I can never ever never EVER forget this abomination:

javascript... the language where your code works even if you forget ';' and declaring your variables.

wtf

Bad Dev Habit: I put semicolons in Python and forget them in Java

Ah Monday morning. Time to smoke a joint and forget why I am still at this dead-end job.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Never forget...

Dear CTO, please don't forget about the "T".

When Android Developer forget to remove .git folder before building his APK file...

One sentence horror:

"Hey, did you forget to turn off that GPU instance?"

Someone asked me "if I forget to close my html tags </> will people hack me? "

Geeks what do you suggest? 😁

When you've walked into a room and forget why you're there.

That's me when I've opened a new file in Atom.

When you forget to normalize or standardize your data.

Don't forget to clean your monitor.

Don't forget that today is towel day! So grab one 🧣 and rock this mostly harmless place 📖

Forget TDD, BDD...
Use GDD.
(Google Driven Development)
:P :D

When you forget to add your Visual Studio projects directory to the Avast exclusions and it delete it during debug...

CERTIFIED FUCKING ENGANEERS!!!

You know you haven't coded enough when you forget how to do an html link.

Never forget, learning feels like flailing.

If you're not flailing, you're not learning.

Warning: does not apply to swimming.

When your product owner tells you to forget about architecture and unit testing, "just push it out"...

Step 1: open CMD
Step 2: *color 2*
Step 3: *mode 1000*
Step 4: forget what you actually wanted to do

Ever encrypt files on a USB drive before?

Ever do that then forget the password you used for the encryption?

Yep... 😭

Some programmer forget to put ; at the end of their commands,
My problem is that i forget not to put ; while coding in python :/

Thanks @dfox. Now I will never forget where to rant.

did i forget something?

After doing a regular CV update, I realised I started coding more than a quarter of a century ago... I then remembered the first command the succeedded on my first PC.

format C:

There was a book that expained how to format a floppy disk (format A:) but it didn't work. At that time I had no idea what floppy is but I knew that C: works, so I thought I'd give it a try...

Oh, was there laughter in the repair shop :)

Forget to git pull before pushing.

But I forget semicolon everytime. 😒

Forget mobile first... it's offline first now

(Said Google 2016 about webapps, not sure if they're still on that trip...)

I always forget that stickers come with all the swag 😂
Thanks guys

When I forget to turn off packet capture...

I fucking forget how to exit the VIM editor everytime I open it!!

My most memorable coworkers are also the ones I would most like to forget.

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

the moment i open a new tab..
and forget what was i going to do...

HEY GUYS, welcome back to your IDE! Don't forget to update and change your color scheme, and SMASH that run button!

When you forget to remove print statements before you push... 😐

Don't forget to drop yours

Some days I feel like drinking to forget the bad legacy code Ive seen.

Everything that makes me forget this

When you forget to turn off your passwordless personal hotspot on your iPhone and it says it has 1 connection.

Never ever directly edit the source code of libraries.
Not to the smallest bit.

I just did that and forgot about it, then I wondered how a decent library like I used can produce such gobshite as it did. Several hours (!) later I discover my little "debug output" line in the library's source.
Goddammit I must have a well built table. And a well built head.

Holiday is long enough when you forget your AD password.

Blackjack. And hookers. You know what, forget the career.

Forget work today

Every time I forget a semicolon, my IDE just shows a red squiggly line over the whole line, so I spend a long time analyzing the whole line taking to figure out what I did wrong, then and only then do I realize that I forget the semicolon.

Seems like my connection to much-security isn't so... secure 😂
Didn't you forget something, @linuxxx?

Hey, does anyone have some tips to learn programming faster? I have the problem that I often forget little things; /

F*ck Programming!

I just wanna live on Mars and forget this all.

JK. I need a job.

Bootstrap

Thanks for allowing developers to forget about some tedious aspects of design

Forget it, I'm too tired to even rant right now.

People that do not forget to delete their branch after merge on GitHub: ❤️💛💚💙💜

Don't forget to set a password when installing mysql from cl #devmistakes

Don't forget why you're a Developer. Remember the things you wanted and dreamed when started in this! Sometimes you can forget those things so keep them in your mind.

Aced the interview
Did not forget bag this time 😂😉

When you suddenly forget how to code because… Stack Overflow is down.

Forget Windows update. What the fuck is this?

When you forget your password and try to reset it with your common format.

lol,nice trick! I always forget to update my contacts and get into this situation!

"I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." - Maya Angelou

Don't forget to decodeURI()
Don't forget to decodeURI()
Don't forget to decodeURI()

forget comments! write self documenting code that's obvious to anyone reading the system.

Never buy a rechargeable mouse, you'll forget to charge it most of the time...

Don't forget to drink and eat something!

after working on JS for months ... I realised that I have started to forget HTML & css... :(

Dont forget to clean everything....

If an issues comes from now where and for no reason... Clean everything.

How dare my manager do his job and nag me about something that I did honestly completely forget about. Rude!

Fuck... I knew I forget something in the office....

But only realized what after I got back home...

Enough alcohol to make the day bearable but not so much I forget how to write code

Since I have started not using semicolons, I now forget to put commas and periods in emails :/

Reciepe for cold coffee:
1. Make Coffee
2. Start Coding
3. Forget you made coffee
4. Drink it cold

I always forget
To take my afternoon meds
Took night by mistake
😅

Forget the good Pokemon. I want shitty charmander

!dev

New apartment makes me forget all morning anxiety. Sooo much time...

I swear I get multiple emails every week from a person who's forgotten their password but instead insists our software is broken. "Account Broken, Can't Login!"

I've started just replying to these emails without even checking their accounts anymore -- or even opening up the system.

I'll say, "I'm sorry to hear that! I've looked into your account and it should work now."

I always get a reply back "THANKS! It works great now!"

Then I facepalm.

Never forget!

I love it when huge companies forget to update small things during redesigns

The first time you forget semicolon in swift and you realize it doesn't matter

Forget about complex problems, understanding context of your teammate thoughts is hard

I changed all my password to "incorrect"
So whenever i forget it will tell me "your password is incorrect"

"Complaining is silly. Act or forget. " - Stefan Stagmeister

I wished Visual Studio would just work. Forget features, just work.

Forget SaaS, long live the AaaA — AI-as-an-API!

Anybody else forget every programming language when being interviewed? 😀🔫

Do not disturb is your best friend. Never forget about it!

Me: focused on coding....

Manager: we have that call tomorrow with the customers it guy.

Me: sure.

Manager: could you write the questions down, so you don't forget it.

Me: I Am FUCKING CODING.... I WROTE THE FUCKING SYSTEM ITTSSS MINE I DON'T FORGET WHAT I WROTE YOU PIECE OF SHIT....

When you forget to open cmd as admin and it blocks your commands for lack of credentials

When you work for German Telekom, don't forget to PRAIS THE SUN \[T]/

when you forget simple algorithms while coding :(

When you're making a git tutorial and you forget to Ctrl+S before committing.....

that moment when you forget to initialize sum variable by zero..and u get random answers.... scratching ur head..what just happend

That moment when you forget saving the code and the computer suddenly shuts down... :/

My life with C++:
- my first course about coding was an intro to C++ for scientists (I studied physics), because "everybody uses it in the field". I never used it in my life in physics;
- I got back to it this year because I was planning on doing some interesting simulations with it;
- hence, this summer I started learning it again. I took one month to actually follow a structured tutorial so I could get at least slightly proficient for what I needed to build;
- and nothing, after one month without using it, I forgot so much already, and I feel like I'm going back to case one.

...now I remember how I felt as a student, when I was preparing for exams.

Is it normal that i completely forget to take a shower when i am hardcore focused on study or code?

Need motivation as a starting point. Forget about finishing side projects, need the motivation to start one first!

Never forget 9/11.

Because nobody is sure what date format they were using 19 years ago.

Am I missing something here? Or did moment forget how to math?

When you're so focused on your work that you forget that you started brewing coffee and now it's cold.... 😲😣

Today is Mother's day. Don't forget to do something for your mom or S/O

Ability to forget about IT nightmares

That awkward moment when you forget every goddamn shortcut in eclipse after having spent two years on IntelliJ!

that feel when you have to wake up earlier than you usual and you forget to set up an alarm

Don't understand file perms?
No prob...just sudo chmod -R 0777 /
and don't forget to make all your S3 buckets public!

When I forget the syntax for setting a remote upstream

Just a reminder. Never forget. We know the truth

HELP ME I used to conduct Java interviews for junior dev candidates, but since changing jobs three years ago, I've barely had to look at Java at all, and now I've forgotten everything.

Am I stuck in a never-ending loop of learning and relearning everything over and over again for eternity???

I come to forget about my troubles and laugh at yours

To never forget the semicolon.;

What a nice way of saying: Forgetting idiot!
The ghost of past me.

Hardest thing to find when you forget it.

"If I forget the words, they weren’t very memorable in the first place." - Willie Nelson

i fart and i forget
i pee and i remember
i poop and i understand

Automate stuff.

I automate whatever I can so that my lazy ass wouldn't forget about it.

When you forget to empty your rubbish bin for like an eternity. 80k files 🙄