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Wife: what are you thinking about?
Me: how to optimize key storage in a binary tree
Wife: forget that I asked5 -
If I had these I would forget what color is the sun 😂undefined laptop mouse keyboard desk setup desktop mac desk computer porn monitors macbook coding computers10
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No-code platforms always like to forget that writing the code is *literally* the easiest part of software development 🙄15
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HR girl sent a generic email with the job description and benefits of the company but forgot to set it as BCC.
Not 3 minutes passed that all the 73 recipients of the mail (me inlcuded) start replying to all making jokes about it, ranting about HR in general.
An hour later we created a Facebook page called "not-BCC guys" where we keep us posted about opening positions in our companies to bypass future HR hunting interactions.1 -
Me 3 years ago watching someone use git on terminal: woaah is he a hacker???
Me now: *types git status, press enter* *repeat 3 times*
Non Programmer friend: cool! are you hacking?
Me: Nope. Just forgot what I was trying to do4 -
If you have to program in JavaScript, don't forget to drink water. Excessive crying could dehydrates your body very quickly.3
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When you're so exited that you forget you have a name.
And thanks for the stickers senpai @dfox and @trogus.6 -
"I forgot how to program!"
"How could you forget what you didn't know in the first place?"
Programming class is fun.1 -
Just fucking start it.
Don't stop before it is done.
Take breaks when needed.
And don't forget to have fun!4 -
Don't ever ever forget to push before leaving office.
I repeat : Don't ever ever forget to push!
Sends app to client.
At home and decides to check if the changes actually worked just to realize it crashes because i forgot to comment out my dummy test data.
*On a bus back to the office at midnight*5 -
When your girlfriend takes notes for you over the phone so you don't forget it before you get home.8
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Sometimes I forget that not all Terminal commands begin with "git."
git ls
git less fileName.ext
git cd ..3 -
What piece of advice u can give to a couple who are developer and getting married.
*Don't forget to COMMIT*2 -
When you forget you're using your hotspot and not the WiFi and burn through all 7GB of your mobile data...4
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Do you spend sometimes too much time on making the code look pretty that you forget to implement the f** feature?4
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Reciepe for cold coffee:
1. Make Coffee
2. Start Coding
3. Forget you made coffee
4. Drink it cold5 -
Forget porn detection and chatbots. What the big companies SHOULD be using AI for is detecting missing semicolons in code.15
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1986. Commodore 64 computer. First program in assembler to move cursor on screen. I will never forget that day.2
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WHO AT MICROSOFT THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE CORTANA AS VOICE ASSISTANT WHILE SETTING UP WINDOWS 108
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Even if interdimensional monsters are looking for you... never forget to naming your variables!
#Bob4 -
When you forget to uncheck the "RegExp" button in the "find and replace" dialog, and it's too late to undo your changes.8
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javascript... the language where your code works even if you forget ';' and declaring your variables.
wtf7 -
Someone asked me "if I forget to close my html tags </> will people hack me? "
Geeks what do you suggest? 😁10 -
When you've walked into a room and forget why you're there.
That's me when I've opened a new file in Atom. -
When you forget to add your Visual Studio projects directory to the Avast exclusions and it delete it during debug...8
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Never forget, learning feels like flailing.
If you're not flailing, you're not learning.
Warning: does not apply to swimming.13 -
Throwback - don forget when CSI showed us how to protect us from being hacked!
https://youtube.com/watch/...6 -
When your product owner tells you to forget about architecture and unit testing, "just push it out"...2
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Ever encrypt files on a USB drive before?
Ever do that then forget the password you used for the encryption?
Yep... 😭11 -
Step 1: open CMD
Step 2: *color 2*
Step 3: *mode 1000*
Step 4: forget what you actually wanted to do -
Some programmer forget to put ; at the end of their commands,
My problem is that i forget not to put ; while coding in python :/4 -
Forget mobile first... it's offline first now
(Said Google 2016 about webapps, not sure if they're still on that trip...)4 -
After doing a regular CV update, I realised I started coding more than a quarter of a century ago... I then remembered the first command the succeedded on my first PC.
format C:
There was a book that expained how to format a floppy disk (format A:) but it didn't work. At that time I had no idea what floppy is but I knew that C: works, so I thought I'd give it a try...
Oh, was there laughter in the repair shop :) -
HEY GUYS, welcome back to your IDE! Don't forget to update and change your color scheme, and SMASH that run button!3
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Never ever directly edit the source code of libraries.
Not to the smallest bit.
I just did that and forgot about it, then I wondered how a decent library like I used can produce such gobshite as it did. Several hours (!) later I discover my little "debug output" line in the library's source.
Goddammit I must have a well built table. And a well built head.2 -
Seems like my connection to much-security isn't so... secure 😂
Didn't you forget something, @linuxxx?6 -
Every time I forget a semicolon, my IDE just shows a red squiggly line over the whole line, so I spend a long time analyzing the whole line taking to figure out what I did wrong, then and only then do I realize that I forget the semicolon.2
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Hey, does anyone have some tips to learn programming faster? I have the problem that I often forget little things; /15
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When you forget to turn off your passwordless personal hotspot on your iPhone and it says it has 1 connection.1
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Don't forget why you're a Developer. Remember the things you wanted and dreamed when started in this! Sometimes you can forget those things so keep them in your mind.2
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Dont forget to clean everything....
If an issues comes from now where and for no reason... Clean everything.2 -
"I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." - Maya Angelou
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How dare my manager do his job and nag me about something that I did honestly completely forget about. Rude!
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Reciepe for cold coffee:
1. Make Coffee
2. Start Coding
3. Forget you made coffee
4. Drink it cold8 -
Fuck... I knew I forget something in the office....
But only realized what after I got back home...9 -
I swear I get multiple emails every week from a person who's forgotten their password but instead insists our software is broken. "Account Broken, Can't Login!"
I've started just replying to these emails without even checking their accounts anymore -- or even opening up the system.
I'll say, "I'm sorry to hear that! I've looked into your account and it should work now."
I always get a reply back "THANKS! It works great now!"
Then I facepalm.1 -
I changed all my password to "incorrect"
So whenever i forget it will tell me "your password is incorrect"3 -
My life with C++:
- my first course about coding was an intro to C++ for scientists (I studied physics), because "everybody uses it in the field". I never used it in my life in physics;
- I got back to it this year because I was planning on doing some interesting simulations with it;
- hence, this summer I started learning it again. I took one month to actually follow a structured tutorial so I could get at least slightly proficient for what I needed to build;
- and nothing, after one month without using it, I forgot so much already, and I feel like I'm going back to case one.
...now I remember how I felt as a student, when I was preparing for exams.8 -
that moment when you forget to initialize sum variable by zero..and u get random answers.... scratching ur head..what just happend1
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Me: focused on coding....
Manager: we have that call tomorrow with the customers it guy.
Me: sure.
Manager: could you write the questions down, so you don't forget it.
Me: I Am FUCKING CODING.... I WROTE THE FUCKING SYSTEM ITTSSS MINE I DON'T FORGET WHAT I WROTE YOU PIECE OF SHIT.... -
That awkward moment when you forget every goddamn shortcut in eclipse after having spent two years on IntelliJ!1
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Need motivation as a starting point. Forget about finishing side projects, need the motivation to start one first!2
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When you're so focused on your work that you forget that you started brewing coffee and now it's cold.... 😲😣4
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My life have changed after using https://github.com/kelseyhightower/... in my project.
PS: Don't forget to look into contributing steps.1 -
Is it normal that i completely forget to take a shower when i am hardcore focused on study or code?10
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Simple reminder. The joke behind this is that he said everyone will forget about it soon. I have a recurrent appointment about it6
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Don't understand file perms?
No prob...just sudo chmod -R 0777 /
and don't forget to make all your S3 buckets public!3 -
HELP ME I used to conduct Java interviews for junior dev candidates, but since changing jobs three years ago, I've barely had to look at Java at all, and now I've forgotten everything.
Am I stuck in a never-ending loop of learning and relearning everything over and over again for eternity???8 -
My current internship depresses me so much that I forget little by little how to code. I lost the desire to program :(9
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When you put bread in the toaster then start programming and forget about it.
*finds it 6 hours later*
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Most of the times I have it all sorted out. But when I begin to code, I somehow forget where to start.1
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forget everything.
money, luxury and so on.
i want to go to a deserted island for survival. fish, fish and fish.4 -
When compiling and starting up your program lasts so long that you forgot what you wanted to test..
#dailybusiness -
For everyone who speak spanish :) don't forget put WHERE on the DELETE FROM.
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"We are so busying measuring public opinion that we forget we can mold it. We are so busy listening to statistics we forget we can create them." - Bill Bernbach1
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#2020 resolutions:
1. Learn Nodejs/E.
2. Learn Golang.
3. Forget to return back home from college.3 -
Forget about committing often and end with multitudes of changes. Which then leads to writing a generalized commit message.4
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/* Don't forget to re-deploy application after every time daylight savings time change, before Monday at noon. */
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TFW you started coding in python and then you try to code in other languages but you always forget that damn ;1
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Fellow Spanish-speaking developer:
https://youtu.be/i_cVJgIz_Cs
Don't forget the WHERE in the DELETE statement. -
Pushing/pulling a hundred times for a single new feature just because you always forget that little thing.
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#request
Automatically like posts when saving attached images to gallery.
I forget that way too often. -
Used the java replace method to remove specific characters with a regex. Wondered, why the characters weren't replaced until I realized I forgot that replace doesn't use regex but matches literally. Checked my previous code snippets, whether I made that mistake previously ... nope, I used replaceAll. 🤦2
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I sometimes forget all the other “console.log()”s and I log API responses and other sensitive junk, :/
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lol I always work according to the visual design and then forget to read the acceptance criteria. 🤦🏼♂️
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When you forget to put --only-upgrade and end up waiting for an hour for everything to get upgraded.1
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I always see complaints of missing semicolons. But personally I always forget the parentheses for my void functions doh;
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Monday is forever monday...
Even if we try to forget tha day it is...
Monday is always monday...
Sob sob... -
The worst thing about cookies is that almost all pages forget / don't realize you have to handle cookie ( -> localstorage ) permissions!6
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"We are so busying measuring public opinion that we forget we can mold it. We are so busy listening to statistics we forget we can create them." - Bill Bernbach
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When a project requires a web UI in a IE11 embed and it's in your best interest to forget Flex ever existed...2
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Forget, "I'll make the identation and commenting once I finnished coding this". There is no such thing.1
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"We are so busying measuring public opinion that we forget we can mold it. We are so busy listening to statistics we forget we can create them." - Bill Bernbach3
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FUCK THE FUCKING INTERNET CANT EVEN LOAD A COMMENT FORGET ABOUT POSTING ONE. I DRAGTED ONE AMD THE INTERNET MOTHER FUCKER2
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So should I forget about my HDD when the SMART self-test fails? Any chance something like badblocks might help?7
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months ago approve MR on different project done by teammate
completely forget the existence of that project later -
When you make a backup file and forget it, so you remember hours later after making changes that "don't show"
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PyQt5 combined with pyinstaller is a f*ckn impossible mission.... if a .ui file is used you an forget it completely