Please, make it easier to hack our systems...

Client design critique:
Can we move the element half a pixel to the left?

When the client thinks WordPress is a coding language.

That moment a co-worker spotted u on devRant 😰

Happy Friday! For all you programmers that have unresolved bugs, best of luck on fixing them before 5! :)

🙄😤.

Waiting for internet explorer to respond 😑

When restarting your computer actually fixes the problem

When you raise a ticket with your support team that your prod server is currently down and they mark it as a medium request, like dude... seriously?! Get it sorted ASAP paleaaaaase

When you spend Friday researching something new. So much for leaving work at work this weekend.

When you clear your cache and everything magically works again.

programmer detected

Oh yeah 🙌🏼

When you spend an hour trying to fix a problem... And the fix turns out to be so obvious

You know you are desperate for an answer when you look at the second page of Google

Indeed 😆

Clients that barely can turn on their computer that have opinions on how much complexity and time is involved developing X feature. I'm no rage-o-holic, but that is one of those rare things that make me want to stab someone in the face.

Holding off the website launch date because IE 8 isn't compatible! Can't wait for IE to be discontinued!

When you are trying to cut back on coffee but realize you picked the wrong career for that

That moment you realize the bug is somewhere in a dependency...somewhere...😐

CEO emailing on a Saturday evening to suggest a "demo" at the end of the sprint. There is a demo at the end of EVERY sprint and always has been. Don't pretend to "work" on Saturday - you are fooling nobody.

But it worked perfectly in QA and UAT... Then we go to staging

When you forget your password, go to change it and get greeted with:

"Your new password cannot be the same as your current password!"

Trying to work with an API that has no response object (it just returns empty arrays if something breaks) and it's JSON is not key-value.. just a bunch of dynamic nested values. just wow.

But they had eggs!!

How do you transition from a Windows to Apple keyboard layout? OS X is good and everything but I can't get accustomed to this weird layout. All my shortcuts that I spent years memorizing doesn't work. Halp!

Companies that create APIs and then update them but fail to update the documentation, to a point where the syntax doesn't even remotely resemble how it originally was, or even give the location of where the new endpoint is.
WHY MUST YOU MAKE MY LIFE HELL

When you realize the sprint ends this week 😮😐😆

When you come in the next morning after a big release and there is a bug.

Novice vs experienced