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So apparently I got added to a Python dev group by a random person.
I thought okay cool I might learn new things and connect with some great people in the industry.
Turned out that it was just a bunch of noobs.

When I gave an honest response to a question asked by the admin (who turned out to be a noob as well), he kicked me out.
I honestly don't know if there's any official certification for Python other that the one I said.

I go to unlock my car, but the button I usually use is gone. Instead now it unlocks by long-pressing the car handle.

Ok, got it.

Then my ignition isn't there? Oh, it's in the middle of the steering wheel now? Ok.. but it doesn't work? Oh I have to sign in with Google or Facebook, alright...

Wait, where's my odometer? Oh this is "card" view, and I guess I want "compact" view, huh. Is there a dark theme? Guess not.

Why can't I shift? Oh the stick is a hamburger button now, weird. Um, and reverse is in a sub-menu? That's going to get annoying.

Alright just need to look in the mirror to see if.. wtf? You call this "responsive" or something? I can't see out that tiny window.

I'm very disappointed in all this, I wonder if I can roll back. Oh WHERE ARE THE BRAKES OH GOD

UX DESIGNERS

HAVE

FUCKING

KILLED ME

WHY DID WE TRUST THEM AND THEIR GODFORSAKEN UPDATES

Found this on Intern's screen

["hip", "hip"]
(hip hip array!)

When even your Linux distro decides to start trolling you... 😂

Code isn't just something that you can just learn in three months. Stop the clickbait articles plz.

Asked my senior why our software is crashing unexpectedly. He told me that sometimes it is affected by cosmic radiation.

🤔

Summarizes almost all recruiters.

Here's to all the people who are willing to spend 5$ at starbucks but refuse to spend a dollar on an app

Look what I found in a sports app(Cricbuzz)

THERE IS ACTUALLY A REPOSITORY ON HOW TO ANNOY DEVELOPERS.
WOW. JUST WOW.

https://github.com/omidfi/...

http://howtoannoyawebdeveloper.com

Managed to impress girls by changing a guys facebook name with FF dev tools inspect.

Great phrase from my PM (sarcasm):
"Don't waste time with maintainable code, we have a lot of bugs to solve"

When the customer says that he knows how to write the code.
(BTW it's real)

Because,
Things in motion tends to stay in motion, while things at rest tends to stay at rest.

Visiting websites in

2015: Download our app

2016: Get our notifications

Give me some space will you ffs

Fake bug fix

So, being from the tropics, this is the first time I've seen(or rather lived through) temperature going below 0c.
In India if the temp went below 4c, the government would cancel schools n stuff, sooooo, a big deal.

Haters gonna say it's photoshop

So, I just reverse engineered devRant Android app so that I can open devRant links directly with the app instead of browser.
A simple one line modification.
Hope it's added in the official one.

PS: I can upload that apk if someone needs! (Different signature ofc!)

That feeling when DevRant is getting so big that you are afraid from making that rant because someone at work might recognize you.

Everybody has a dream

Tired is the day when waiting for a file to load, only to realize it has loaded long ago and the file is the spinner.