There are no cool bugs!

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working with 10 year old code :/

when you are a newbie on devRant and get flak for reposting something unknowingly

co worker edits front end to design, breaks code then files a bug ticket for you.

That guy who gets fingerprints on my monitor screen. Argh! Can't you just *point* like a normal person?

You think pointers are hard?

Naming things is hard.

Because as a person without a dev background she laughs at all of the same devRant stuff that I do!

outlook and HTML5..... deadly disappointment

Apple maps changes? doesn't matter, still prefer google maps on mu iPhone

Coding at night with noises that bring about focus is the best. I use noisli.com
Fellow devs, check it out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tty, Catch and what about throw ?? 😄😄

So my manager comes to me and says the developer A said he wrote a code that you can re use why is it taking so long to complete, just copy and paste. As if it's just copy and paste😡

When code breaks and you don't know why.

Do you wanna know the secret to getting people's attention? I could tell you but you'll have to ... [read more]

Busy trying to rewrite company website, I'm a desktop developer. I'm ashamed to say I used the following

<div class="hidden-xs hidden-sm>
<br><br>
</div>

To get a spacing right, I don't think that's legal.

When they don't know about the concept of MVP (minimum viable product), expects everything to be perfect at v1.0 and wants it to be done ASAP #FML

The hardest decision in any devs day is what to name the variable

When your team's hard work receive such a mail from the client and still your Project Manager treats you like shit :|

A little back story

Me (hybrid app guy), backend (php api) guy and ui guy (html-css) worked fuckin day and night, to chase the fuckin less than 10 days deadline for this App

We hard to create the App for all 4 platforms including win mobile and blackberry (god bless UI guy and me :|) ~ 2013

Those were the coolest days of our lives , we had a super blast - working (slogging) + drinking + just having fun cursing + not giving fuck to anything and anyone + more drinking..

Cool thing is, our client was in an impression that full backend and front end TEAM is working on this App 😀

This mail still makes us laugh
"professional team" 😁😂

Unfortunately I got paid only half of the salary for next month and left the company shortly
(because official company timing was from 10:00 AM or else half day paycut and I am a night guy, I used to come at around 12:00 noon)

These Xamarin announcements at dotNetConf has me like 😱😱😱! Haha!

Happy update guys)) I'm a devDaddy!!

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."

Rest in Peace, Muhammad Ali.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Had a request from a client once, "I'd like that our site supports only IE10 and above. However if the visitor uses older IE version, say IE6, things should look and work the same as IE10".

Wow! After 8 years using Obj-C i really feel like I've mastered this...aaaaand...everything is in Swift now :/

That satisfaction when @dfox upvotes one of your rants.

Error messages these days are so descriptive.

[thinking] "Just a few little tweaks and I'm all set to meet the deadline. Oh, what's this? Not broken but I could probably improve that real quick."

[Several hours passed deadline]

"Oh God, what have I got myself into?"

There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
-- Jeff Atwood

Sick and and tired of every single AI lecture using a Terminator slide. It never fails.

Ramadan Kareem to all my muslim ranters 😀