Ramadan Mubarak to all of my Muslim developers out there. 😊

When a recruiter calls you and asks what your experience level is with "C-hash"

Eid Mubarak everyone. For those who are not familiar with Eid, we have two Eids in a year, this Eid is called Eid Al fitr, which is the celebration day after 30 days of fasting in Ramadan. In this day everyone celebrates by wearing new dresses and visiting their relatives and friends. Also kids get 'Eidiyah', which could an amount of money or candies.

Happy Ramadan Mubarak to all Muslim devs who observe the month ⭐🌙

Ramadan Kareem to all my muslim ranters 😀

Ramadan Kareem!
For everyone who is celebrating it.

That thing, when you're in the first two days at a new contract, when you don't have access to anything and everyone keeps asking "what are you working on"?

😭🔫

<IT Support Feature Request>

"Developer Mode"

- reduce condescending support agent chat level to 1.
- remove unnecessary checks for "have you turned it off and on again" & "please ensure your machine is plugged in".
- instantly be put through to second line support as a minimum level.

Cons - none
Pros - reduced developer anger, reduced developer time wastage, reduced developer hatred for people less technical

Ramadan Kareem to all my Muslim friends!
Credits: M_Ullah

console.log(“Ramadan Kareem!”);

That thing, when the coder next to you keeps swearing at the screen...

It's your code you twat...

Internship is over. Nothing to rant about. Doing some personal projects to learn with open deadlines. I don't wanna look for a job before Ramadan.

ps: not rant

Happy Ramadan Feast to All Muslim People

Ramadan and dev work can either go really hand in hand, or it doesn't :(

When your non-technical project manager tells you not to use a technology that you know is the best for the job

In office early morning
Ramadan timing

Can someone tell me coolest dev team names? We are renaming and someone decided on continents. Fucking boring...

When a recruiter starts his 10 minute phone call with "I have an excellent opportunity" and ends it with "Junior SQL dev".

<?php
date_default_timezone_set('Asia/Kolkata');
$current_time = date('Y-m-d H:i:s');
$alarm = new DateTime('2016-06-13 04:05:00');
if( $current_time == $alarm)
{
wake_up();
eat('suhur');
pray('fajr');
browse('devRant');
browse('Instagram');
sleep(18000);
}

shower();
goto('friends office');
browse('YouTube');
work(14400);
pray('zuhr');
pray('asr');
goto('gym');
exercise(5400);
goto('home');
pray('maghrib');
eat('iftaar/dineer');
pray('isha');
goto('store');
work(7200);
goto('home');
sleep(7200);

?>

Is 1 terawikh equal to 1000 gigawikh? Ramadan kareem yall.

That thing, when you hear "the server room is dead, no-one can work today" across the office...

What? What's a server room? It's 2018. No cloud? :face_palm::skin-tone-4:

**[realises may have made a mistake in taking the job]**

#2012