weedX 😂😂

Decided to go hardcore Vim in 2018.

Did you say security?

1969 vs 2017

Pass me the aux
We about to hop

My work setup. Clacking away on the mechanical.

Sigh..

Always

We are in 2017! :)

Me doing monday morning Support because all of our fucking support members were not available.

Me: Can you navigate to the Installation path of our Software.

Customer: how?

Me: with the Windows File explorer

Customer: i dont have That

me: Explaining how to navigate to the install location (thinking: fuck my life)

‎Nobody needs CSS anyway.

I wrote the algorithm which does this :) very happy with the outcome

Friend: You can't just use sudo, whenever something doesn't work
Me:

Can this be true 😂

Remove the egos, and then read other people codes, it doesn't matter their codes are good or bad, you can still learn from it.

No SuperMan, No HitMan,
He is The GitMan
The KernalMan, The LinuxMan!

Waiting for his biopic movie

Based on popular demand, we're proud to introduce a basic image repost detector on devRant!

Right now it uses very simple hashing to see if an exact copy of an image was posted recently. If it was, then we display an error and we don't allow the image to be posted.

This is experimental so if you experience any issues with it please let me know.

Me: will you be my date this valentine's day?

Her: What? No ways!!

Me: sudo will you be my date this valentine's day?

Her: Hell ya !! 😘
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Me: *wakes from sleep* Damnit, wish I could sudo everything!!😓

First thing to do after installing a new text editor:

Install shitloads of extensions until you can't open the editor anymore.

!rant

I had to stop developing hybrid android applications with Ionic and start developing native.. I was given 1 week to present an app or they would hire an external developer.. I knew nothing about Java or Android development and in 4 days I already have a working, hardware scanner integrated, API calling, camera picture taking,.. Application! My brain hurts and I'm feeling like a zombie, but hey.. I'm proud of myself! :D

Le me having a chit chat with a student after sharing about programming in my former high school..

Student: "I learnt Java the other day, and I don't really like it"

Me: "Why?"

Student: "Because we can import existing packages on the community to do almost anything"

Me: "And? How is that bad for you?"

Student: "It's not very challenging, isn't it? I want to build everything in my program with my own code!"

Me: [silence]

Me: "Listen here, you little shit..."

Dat moment when your dad started to use devRant

From a buddy:
A friend's comment on the latest merge conflict on the integration branch:
"O brachName! my branchName! our fearful sprint is done,
The build has failed with every merge, the goal we sought not won,
The release is near, the worst I fear, would Product be exulting?"

Happy Holidays, ++'s to everybody who comments or votes up.

When I'm at work, can't wait to go home and work on my personal projects.
When I'm home I cook, I eat then I'm too tired to do anything except watching Netflix on the couch.
Then I go to bed frustrated for not having actually done anything I really like.
Am I the only one?
Is there any escape from this?

Idk why but I'm obsessed with "monokai", I want it everywhere.

My cat volunteered to be my debugging buddy tonight!

Wow! Can't even begin to say how much this helped me today!

Totally agreed.