*Runs program*

*Nothing happens, no error messages*

Oh boy, this is gonna be fun. A bug with no symptoms.

new rule in company

No headphones while coding

job hunting start......

A little while ago, the concierge of my apartment building came to me about some issue with the central heating system. Totally unaware about the issue, I let him check some things in the apartment. Then he told me that apparently my thermostat has been turned off all the time. So I think that my servers may very well have been the primary source of heat for this apartment for several weeks. Servers, the new type of central heating system that even does useful work in the process!! Can we get some wanketeers on this to make it a product? 🙃

Get the batteries!!!

Source : reddit

Wish I had multiple inheritances.

happens every time ?

We all have that experience

Wanted to share this!

Log files ...

Chrome

Exactly

be like a neural network

This baby is coded

Hahahaha

Me things

I'm answering my phone calls with Hello World. Someone help me!

Joker: If you are good at something don’t do it for free
Me: (thinking) How much shall I charge to introduce bugs into someone’s code? 🤣