My food-loving other half just said this to me:

Her: "I love you more than pie"
Me: "Aww, that's nice"
Her: "I love you 4.173692 out of 10"
Me: "..."

FUCK... THIS WAS JUST THE WORST WEEK I'VE EVER HAD IN MY JOB. LITERALLY WANNA JUST THROW MY DESK TO MY BOSS AND THEN CLEAN HIS BLOOD WITH HIS LAPTOP COMPONENTS AND THEN SELL THEIR ORGANS TO THE BLACK MARKET, USE THAT MONEY TO BUY A MACHINE GUN AND USE IT AGAINST THAH GODAMN CLIENT...

This is a true story in India.wht about Luther countries.

When the stress ball bar gets raised higher... 😞

tfw I hit 10 +1s and can create my avatar

When you find a result on google that has the exact same title as your problem and get a 404 page after clicking it...

I think this should happen when people get over 9000++

To the guy who said that java is the best programming language. Sorry if it has been posted before.

When they ask a newb to design a core component that was supposed to be the basis of the platform

"How can you sit around all day solving problems, without going mad?"

Yea right .. Without going mad :')

Grow your skill they said.
Learn CSS3 they said.
Make the product compatible with IE8 they said.

Someone is probably about to get fired...

First time I've seen a captcha like this. It takes it to a whole new level.

Have people using React actually read the license agreement? Basically, if Facebook want your app, they can develop a similar, and revoke your license to React...

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As opposed to non-existent technology?

Sad but true

Since when are developers supposed to write story scenarios? Isn't that what I'm supposed to be working from?

😒

Ram for Google Chrome users. Still not good enough?

Java is a lot like a 3 legged dog. You know it'll get where it's going eventually but it's kinda sad to watch.

My GF just selected all files on her harddrive and clicked "Open".

The look at her face when she figured out what she have done.

BONUS: She restarts her computer, and upon start she selects Yes to the "Your computer shutdown unexpected, would you like to re-open the applications" popup 😂

When manager is happy with what I am saying and intern tries to raise hands

# realstory
One of my colleague's monitor got damaged. While the service guys took the monitor for repair, she sat free. When the manager asked her to connect to a spare monitor and resume work, she asked how could she? As all her work was saved in previous monitor.